>get up from my desk to go pee while at work
>leave r9k open by mistake
>fat nosey bitch co-worker walks by and sees .jpg of a roastie sucking some nigger off
>see her standing there looking like she just saw the most traumatizing thing imaginable
>see my screen and cringe
>say "I just go there for jokes"
>turn around and walk back into the bathroom
>come out a few minutes later
>she's gone
>get back to work
>some middle management asshole comes to me and tells me I need to go to HR ASAP
>go there and the fat bitch is in there with my boss and the HR person
>says i'm a pervert
>says it was sexual harassment
>threatens to sue me
>HR cunt gives me a lecture on ethical behavior in the workplace
>boss tells me to clear out my desk
>start crying while I was leaving because everyone was staring at me and it made me uncomfortable
I feel like living on my savings until I run out, then killing myself. I don't expect I will ever get a decent paying job again after this. Do you think mcdonalds would still hire me even though I'm apparently a sexual harasser?
I'm so so sorry, Anon.
>browsing /r9k/ at work
You deserved this.
>>29353441
You browsed 4chan at work.
I'm sorry, but you got what was coming faggot.
>>29353558
I might have deserved to be fired, but why did it have to be so horribly embarrassing? This will haunt me forever.
if true, go there tomorrow and "make them all pay" if you catch my drift
>>29353653
Nah, I'm too much of a pussy to use a gun.The sight of blood also makes me nauseous.
should have made a complaint against her for violating your privacy
It's easy to set up your phone to display on the monitor so it uses your Internet and set 4chan to not display images. Let this be a learning experience.
I mean, you got fired for looking at 4chan at work.
Are you really fucking suprised.
>>29353767
A little. I thought my bosses and everyone were pretty laid back, and I'd just get a write up or something.
>>29353441
I have 0 sympathy for you OP. This is 100% your fault for being absolutely retarded.
Guys! You'll never guess what happened to me today at work!
>>29353840
Your mother came to visit and had a heart attack?
>>29353705
if the screen had pornographic content on public display, that's an invasion of her right to privacy, not OPs.
I don't think OP deserved to be fired, but disciplinary action is absolutely fair when you are stupid enough to browse a fucking NSFW board at work, and what's worse not even have the common sense to lock your machine.
>>29353883
>lock your machine.
lol wut. how? wrap a chain around your monitor and snap on a padlock?
>>29353910
are you actually serious or just trolling?
Win + L or Ctrl + atl + delete > lock in windows
Ctrl + shift + eject or system pref > security on a mac
>>29354020
I was just trolling. I didn't know that keyboard shortcut, though. I just lock from the start menu. Thanks, anon.
>>29353883
>public display, that's an invasion of her right to privacy
wat
It wasn't her on the screen
