Well /r9k/? Is she right?
You wouldn't just buy ice cream without trying ALL the flavors!
>sexually attractive people have a lot of sex
duh
>>29353017
Do you think it's more likely she literally does this or that she just pulled a retarded analogy out of her ass without thinking about whether it actually applies to anyone?
>>29353017
Defending whores.jpeg
Oregano
>>29353017
Fuck off Bebe.
original 2x
but in this case, each flavor she tastes messes up her palate, so when she finds the one she likes, she won't enjoy it as much
>>29353017
>people are ice cream
>people are consumer products
>mate selection is shopping
>>29353256
liberals are materialist sociopaths, what else is new
>>29353256
>people are consumer products
>mate selection is shopping
That's basically how it works, only being attractive is like a coupon.
>>29353017
You would try a few at least, especially if you're thinking about spending the rest of your life with it.
>>29353017
I've already tried tiger tail and don't need to try anymore
>>29353017
>who just CHOOSES THEIR ICE CREAM with out sampling all the flavors first..get over it
imagine a 600 lbs landwhale saying this
suddenly it doesn't sound so intelligent
>>29353017
>who just CHOOSES THEIR ICE CREAM without sampling all the flavours first
Er, is this an American thing? Here you just pick a flavour and pay for it. If you asked the Ice cream person to sample every fucking flavour they would tell you to fuck right off.
The only way to know is to buy one of each, right?
You can't just CHOOSE YOUR ICE CREAM after 'sampling' every fucking rainbow color there is, that just sounds like some spoiled cunt logic
>>29353017
Eventually they an ice cream shop will stop giving you samples and say "buy something or get out"
>>29353017
>You wouldn't just buy ice cream without trying ALL the flavors!
I usually just stick with the first one I try and like, that's what I call fidelity
>>29353314
My soul mate right here.
>>29353497
this right here, who the fuck has the time for some faggots tasting everything and holding up the line
>>29353017
>Not knowing what flavor you like and only ever eating that one
she only dates white boys though
>>29355278
>she only dates white boys though
she only dates gay white boys though
fixed it for you
thank me later
I don't need a cock up my ass to know I don't need a cock up my ass.
>>29353017
Well when I ear ice cream I can't afford to try all the flavors so fuck you cunt
>>29355253
How do you know what flavor you like without trying them?
>>29353017
Sarcasm and shitposting aside, is there any man here who, if they were as attractive as Taylor swift is, wouldn't also date or fuck tons of people? Most of us would, we're just ugly and can't.
>>29355931
think she'll date me?
>>29353017
Having 10 samples of one flavor is not sampling all the flavors.
>>29356009
Dubs have spoken words of true wisdom
>Human relationships are literally equivalent to choosing ice cream
Just goes to show how little, shallow, meaningless value roasties place into intimacy.
>>29353017
Studies have shown that people who regularly eat ice cream have a suppressed dopamine response to eating it compared to people who eat it rarely. The more ice cream you eat, the less you enjoy it, on a physical level.
Make of that what you will.
>>29356355
not dubs silly , but yours are so congrats!
>>29353058
Fuck this post always gets me
>>29353017
People in traditional arranged marriages (mind you, not the degenerate tribal child ones) tend to be just as happy if not happier.
Why?
Because instead of fucking around until they get old and desperate and settle down with someone they resent, they work to find things they enjoy about each other, work out their issues, and build a life and experiences together.
But that's neither sexy nor instant gratification, so degenerates never come to appreciate the virtues and fruits of such a relationship.
Furthermore, there's a very real addiction factor in embracing all that "variety", making it ever harder to become content with just one person. Hence why women (and presumably men) with more partners are less stable in marriage.
>>29353017
>how do you know you won't like eating shit if you haven't tried it?
I fucking hate these under 30 year old girls that say shit like this.
This after-image of a human being never mentally progressed past the age of 14. You could argue that's the case of a lot of 4chan too, but it's like a different branch of that that's considered socially acceptable.
>>29356585
Sloots gonna sloot.
Those who will eat any old icecream tend to chase the rush of trying a new flavor. They rarely settle on a flavor without having another cone as a backup.
Adding sprinkles or other toppings to keep it interesting, maybe adding another flavor into the mix, is a bandaid and that grill will never recover.
>>29356110
>Most of us would, we're just ugly and can't.
Speak for yourself
I only ever have strawberry cuz it reminds me of loli cunnies
>>29353017
My ice cream doesn't come with a side of STDs or psychological baggage
>>29353058
Ahaha AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I have no sympathy for someone whose happiness depends so solely on another's existence.
>>29353046
this to be honest famalalama
I only needed to try cookies and cream before I decided it was my favorite ice cream. Of course it's a fucking stupid analogy because people aren't food. I can cheat on my favorite ice cream where I wouldn't with a gf.
You can look for all the traits you want and decide on someone who has them.
>>29353017
It's funny because if you walk into Baskin and Robins with your face covered in hagendaz they won't give a shit.
Women are customers and men are servile drones.
Man, we can go in every direction and be bitter. It's like being trapped in a lemon.
>>29353017
>is she right?
if you're taylor swift then anything you do with your love life is right you FAG.
if you're a loser who can't even get laid ONCE then of course you wouldn't understand. you'd believe that the first person you hook up with will be perfect no matter what.
If men are different ice cream flavors then women are cars. New cars nobody has been inside are worth literally thousands more than used cars.
>>29356110
I probably wouldn't. I'd instead look for what I want in a girl before pursuing her. for example, I don't want blonde hair, I wouldn't fuck whores with blonde hair even if they threw themselves at me naked.
>>29356110
No. When I say I don't like people, I really don't. Anyone.
i've been eating chocolate vanilla swirl every time since i was 3
She's right but its a retarded analogy
>>29358018
>nobody
>what are test drives
>what is qc
>>29358047
>test drivers
You can test drive a model and then buy the model you didn't test drive
>qc
That's just her parents wiping her ass when she was in diapers. Doesn't count.
>>29353017
that feel when you really like the first ice cream your try, and you don't want to try again because all the other flavors are ass
>>29353017
What about the ice-cream's feelings? What if the ice-cream doesn't just want to be another free sample, and just wants someone who loves it even if it isn't their favorite flavor? That ice cream that just keeps getting sampled by everyone and nobody wants it. Even people who know they don't like its flavor sample it again anyway, teasing and mocking it. It's just wants a nice cone or cup to sit in, it won't even tell you what to put on it, you can do whatever you want to it, add sprinkles, gummy bears, syrup, anything you want, if it meant that you would stop toying with it and just give it the love it wants.
>>29358170
sounds like ice-creamchan needs to stop being a hoe
>>29353017
Is the joke that asking to sample all the flavors first at an ice cream parlor would be really rude and pretty much unheard of?
>>29358103
oh it counts ;)
>>29353497
Cunts are the only ones who do it. IT annoys everybody.
>>29358154
Never again, anon.
>>29353058
This shit is what keeps me from wanting to get married. I'm glad my gf is too much of a beta to pull shit like this
>>29358031
This. I could be the sexiest motherfucker alive and I'd still spend my time alone or reading.
>>29353017
except the ice cream is penises
She is free to do what ever she wants. If I had that kind of money I would be doing things way worse
>>29353017
So... should the law say that rapists serve the same time as ice cream shoplifters?
I'm okay with this.
This analogy is funny to me because I barely eat ice cream at all and I've only ever eaten plain vanilla
>>29359270
fuck I love that pic
>>29353017
That was a disgusting analogy. Fucking whore
>>29353017
It's not like you have to fuck someone to get know them
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