>tfw spent over $200 at the strip club last night in little under two hours
>tfw visiting again tonight
What the fuck is wrong with me?
Did you fuck or just blow it all on lap dances?
>>29351509
mentally castrated cuckold
>>29351509
What a terrible vice. You can fuck a hooker for an hour for around that price
Should have bought a hooker
>>29351518
>fuck
I live in America, I consider myself lucky I found a club that allows me to touch the girls
>>29351536
>>29351545
I live in America
>>29351509
I've spent 100 on a lap dance before. She gave me a handy afterward.
>>29351551
I live in America too. Go on backpage, go to escorts, then find one that you like. Always do outcall (they come to you), as there is no way in hell a cop is going to bother driving to some dudes house.
Or just keep spending money on girls who won't fuck you, your call.
>>29351620
Outcall is you going to them, you are thinking of in call which is also a bad idea in case she steals shit
What you want to do is find a girl that says no blacks
A real prostitute won't see them since they are usually more violent and will try not to pay, a cop won't give a shit and wants to make an arrest
Also don't go with girls that tell you to text in their ad, communication by text only is also a cop trying to build evidence, real escorts know this and won't text as the initial contact
>>29351584
What cheap-o club did you go to that a 100 bucks gets you extra?
I know clubs where 100 is the minimum to get a private dance
>>29351700
>>29351620
All this trouble for a simple lay? Just liquor up a girl at a bar man, shits much cheaper and actually legal.
>>29351708
it was 20 bucks a song. I unno.
>>29351700
>Outcall is you going to them, you are thinking of in call
Shit, is that right? I must have had them switched I guess, haven't been with a lady of the night since March. Either way, I always leave my pistol on my counter. They see it when I walk in, and I ask if they want me to hide it. Some find it hot
>>29351748
Fuck off, nobody asked and you're likely going to ruin this thread with your normie advice.
>>29351798
*They see it when they walk in
fuck
I sucked a dick for $200 once. One time I got $150 but we ended up just chatting the entire time.
Getting too old now
>>29351833
What's it like being a male stripper?
>>29351748
>cheaper
Not really, I used to work at a night club and when you factor in cover charge, multiple drinks, potentially a taxi, the cost adds up the same for much more work without even a guarantee of getting laid
And god forbid you step away to use the restroom for a second and someone swoops in on the girl you were chatting up and your back at square one spending even more money on watered down drinks
Me and the other bouncers would make bets on the guys that were obviously looking to get laid on whether or not they would leave alone
>>29351916
How badly do you make fun of the guys who sit in the corner and drink alone and look at their phone all night?
Because that's me every weekend.
>>29351945
Make fun of? Not often, at most it would be "look at that poor bastard"
>$200
Dude Ive done $700 in one night. A friend of mine on that same night did $2100.
>>29351551
>I live in America, I consider myself lucky I found a club that allows me to touch the girls
Ive literally had my dick inside of at least 50 strippers mouths and or pussy over the last decade. Hell I even had my tounge in at least 2 or 3 stripper assholes, and I live in Texas. Youre not looking hard enough.
$100 will get you a blowjob here. I mean its a blowjob from a niggeress or a latina, and most of the time they make you wear a condom, but a blowjob is a fucking blowjob. Pussy is around $200-$300, depending on the girl, and you always have to wear a condom. The most I spent on one girl was when I paid a blonde white girl $500 to ride my dick. The black and latina girls that are less half that price are 100X better at it T B H. White girl couldnt even get me to nut, and she refused to do any position that involved me on top of, or behind her.
>>29351545
This. They're easy to find on backpage, I've never got caught. It's easy to get addicted to but at least you're getting something better for your money.
>>29351509
You're making progress. With enough money, the girls will love you.
>>29352035
>With enough money, the girls will love you.
It's so fucking easy to believe this when you're 8 beers in
>>29352102
Oh, I know the feeling.
>>29352102
>>29352133
>tfw I've heard at least 3 different stripper's life stories
>one of them even cried to me while giving me a handy
Truly the lowest I've ever been
>>29352292
Sounds pretty sweet, if you ask me. The second a stripper starts crying, you know you're getting free extras
>>29351509
dude what the fuck are you doing?
go get a hooker and get your moneys worth you fucking idiot
>>29351551
>not living in Nevada
>>29353378
>Living in Nevada
I'm so sorry
I used to spend 500-800 every time I would go, it's perfectly normal if you have the cash to blow .. A stripped even offered to fuck me for 200 bucks and another offered a bj for 40, it's a great place to be
>>29351509
You've became alpha
This seems like the right thread to ask, so here it goes.
How do you get a happy ending massage? I don't care about putting my penis in a vagina, that's not a turn on to me. I just want someones hands that aren't mine, and hopefully someone's mouth to touch my dick, I could probably just go on backpage and find an escort but it just seems easier to show up at a massage parlor for a handjob.
How do you find out which ones are "legit" or not, and once you're there how do you get your masseuss to actually start stroking you? The only time I actually worked up the courage to go to an asian one I ended up just lying there getting an overpriced back massage with no handjob.
>>29353494
An Alpha does NOT have to pay for puss, bruh
>>29351509
>giving whores your money and getting manipulated by female sexuality.
Shame on you op
>>29353610
Whatever makes my peepee hard
>>29353549
Don't know about other places, but the sign in albuquerque where you request a happy ending is wearing a watch on your left wrist and while talking to the lady, you take the watch off and put it on your right wrist.
At least, that's what I do at the Korean place near my house
>>29353446
My entire bimonthly paycheck is 800 bucks
How the fuck
>>29351509
backpage buy a prostitue for less than that
>>29351509
congratulations on making your initial step into cuckoldry.
today you pay money just to LOOK at women
women who wouldn't give you the time of day if you chanced by them at a coffee shop
women who wouldn't reply to you if you sent an okcupid poke
and you gave them your money for virtually nothing at all.
you'll be paying money to let real men fuck these women in no time.
>>29357021
10 dollar cover and you get to watch women naked IRL
seems worth
>>29357071
0 dollars and I can see much better women naked on the internet, and I can touch myself
>>29357146
>Internet
>Zero Dollars
Fucking how
