Fathers Day is this Sunday, June 19th.
If your estranged father gets pissy like mine does when he doesn't get his one phone call per year, maybe remember to thank him for FUCKING YOUR MOTHER AND PASSING ON THESE SHITTY, DEFECTIVE GENES.
Thanks Dad, you fucking failure
>>29349041
Thanks for posting this. I honestly forgot Father's Day was even a thing.
My dad hates me so much because I told him I hate him and he should die. I think I will do something for him.
>>29349041
Why even call him though, lol.
I dont call my shitty stepdad OR my biological father.
>Why even call him though, lol.
Why are you asking OP? Do you expect him to know? Fucking stupid tripfaggots.
Thanks Dad,
For accidentally getting mom pregnant with me, wouldn't be here without you dude.
Love,
One of your two offspring
Thanks dad,
I know I was a mistake because you and mom were way too old when you conceived me. But let's face it, I'm still the most successful son you've had.
Looking forward to eating at the chinese buffet with you this weekend.
>>29349041
My dad died in April.
