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>tfw already 19 >only had sex once in my life >only
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>tfw already 19
>only had sex once in my life
>only have a 6.5" penis
>don't have a lot of friends, maybe only 10

is it too late for me bros? am i doomed to live my life as a loser?
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7/10, you'll absolutely get a lot of angry replies, but you could do better.
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>maybe only
>had sex

Dude you seem fine
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>>29348246
you don't have real problems dude. 6.5 is a good size and you're still STD free. Friends are just faggots who use you for social value or other utility. Find kids that unconditionally enjoy your company.

Surrounding yourself with edgelord weirdos is better than hanging out with normies. I'm a normie who fell from grace hence i am here now.
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>>29348334
>>29348286

I can't tell how many levels of irony we're on at this point. 4? Maybe 5? Are you guys being serious right now or do you actually not know this is b8?
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let me guess, you're also "only 6'1"
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>19 years old
>no sex
>8 inch penis that I don't get to use
>all my friends friends hate me for messing some shit up

Doing better then me man
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This is bait right?
>24 kv
>3 mentally unstable male friends
>15cm benis
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>>29348246
This is some good shyt nigga at first l thought you were serious but thank god my phone froze as l clicked the thread, l then re-read the post and understood the true meaning of this greentext. Truly a piece of art, 8/10.
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>>29348246
alright, I'll bite. But just because I'm pretty drunk.

Kill yourself, normie.
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b8, but getting your dick wet and having friends doesn't mean shit.
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>>29348246
>only have a 6.5" penis
>6.5" penis
>only

Fuck you.

t. 5" penis
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>>29348246

> twice your age
> 0% your sex count
> 1" longer but probably thinner
> only 'friends' are on Facebook and I haven't seen them since I was 17 and dropped out of HS.

I still have some hope that things will get better. Usually this hope involves an apocalyptic happening or aliens with high tech coming down to convert my body to a somewhat more functional one.
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>>29348553
Don't worry friendo, it's about the motion of the ocean not the size of the ship ;^)
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>>29348607
I know, but it'd be nice having more. Thankfully I've had a gf for 7 years now who enjoys me dingaling.
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