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How do you tell a girl to suck your dick? Redpill me lads
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How do you tell a girl to suck your dick? Redpill me lads
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Suck my dick


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>>29346793
>ay papi, suck-a my dick-a
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>>29346793
Grab her hair and pull her to her knees. Then pull your dick out and tell her to put it in her mouth
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>>29346816
op would get charged with rape
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>>29346793
"gib me de succ, bby"

Works for me 6 out of 10 times every time.
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>>29346793
"hey, how about you give me the ol' suckaroo?"
works every time
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>>29346824
spotted the beta


but really op you dont tell her you lead her into doing so.
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Excuse me m'lady but I have a lance here that needs polishing.
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I can just imagine the average robot asking for a bj

"hey um could you like uh suck haha my haha penis uh"
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>>29346944
share your chad knowledge
i want that succ 2bh
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>>29346793
Extremely handsome man here.

>flirt with girl (most robots will not make it to or past this step)
>dance with girl
>buy girl sinks (whisky sour, vodka cranberry, g&t)
>get girls number
>take girl home
>make out with girl for about 10 mins
>grab hips, thighs, play with hair while making out
>take off girls shirt
>make out more
>take your shirt off
>take girls shorts off
>OTP fingering
>touch boobs over the bra
>take bra off
>suck on nipples
>run clit under the panties
>alternate every 30 seconds between kissing and sucking on nipples
>take panties off
>spread pussy with 2nd and 4th finger
>rub clit at constant even pace with middle finger
>kiss girls neck
>bend your head back to the side inviting her to kiss your neck
>she will work her way down to your dick

It's that easy if you're not ugly
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>>29346982
*drinks not sinks obv
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>>29346982
too many steps involved dude I just want to get sucked
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alright I'll just straight up tell her to suck my dick or something stupid like
>you'd look so cute with my dick in your mouth
and report the results later
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>>29346793
>dating beta women
poor meme family
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>>29347256
>dating
what do you not understand
I literally JUST want to get succ
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>make up with her
>getting hot and all
>touching boobs with or without the bra
>move her hand to your penis
>if she's not retarded she'll start rubbing your pants and unzipp you
>she'll start jerking you off
>hopefully she'll go for a blowjob
It's as simple as that.

I was once seeing a girl who apparently wasn't into blowjobs, she never once initiated it, so one night while we were kissing in bed and already naked and about to have sex, I got on my knees, moved to her head and just stuck it in her mouth. Since that night she started giving me mediocre toothy blowjobs without me asking. Being dominant in bed is not a meme.
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>>29346793
When you're making out, just stop, look at your groin area, wait for her to look too, she will say "what?" You say "it's not going to suck itself is it?!" In a joking manner, she laughs, gives you a submissive look and then starts sucking your dick

Literally never fails (for me anyway)
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