I want a hot british bf with a hot british accent.
>>29346481
>British accent
PICK ONE
I new a girl that was obsessed with British men and British shit.
what mental Illness is this?
I want a hot southern bf with a hot southern accent.
>>29346517
Obsessive compulsive disorder
>>29346481
>2016
>Dating Asian men
Shiggy diggy familia
>>29346481
>not wanting a bosnian-german bf instead
>not wanting a hot Adam Lanza bf
me too they're just so dreamy!!!!!!!
>>29346481
There's no such thing as British brobots or all that bullshit britfeel thread shit.
YOU GUYS ARE LITERALLY A FETISH FOR GIRLS HERE
I live in Canada and I've also heard the same shit come from girls mouth about how dreamy the accent is.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0drGBvpCdBl
>>29346637
When they say they want a British boyfriend, they mean they want a British Chad like Henry Cavill
>>29346531
would cockney do?
>>29346481
>They're cuter than american boys
It's a tiny island, with a tiny gene pool...
>>29346686
this lol
moved to northen England and I swear everyone looks related
>>29346686
>WE'RE RUNINNG OUT OF CRACKERS, GROMIT!
>They dress better than American boys.
>tfw posh british accent
>tfw it's ruined by a slight lisp
>>29346647
Where do u live atm
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rdi6wC9LZ0
>British accent
There's Welsh, Irish, English, and Irish, and even withing those countries, the accents vary across different parts
>>29346637
>British people cannot be chads because they are attractive on the other side of the world
If that applied here maybe, unfortunately it doesn't you fucking mong
>>29347161
sounds cute
>tfw me mums scottish, my dads from fucking boston, raised in isolated village in rural northamptonshire, glottlestop and soft A's
There is literally nowhere in the country where my voice fits in
>>29347138
Europeans in general have much better fashion sense than Americlaps, who are either hipsters or wear chino shorts
>British man
>attractive
Pick one
>>29347603
Not slavs tho
>>29346481
>tfw hot british accent
pls b my gf
>mfw British living in Texas
Vapid Pussy
>>29346481
me pls, but I'm mostly gay.
>>29346481
>They're cuter than American boys
Not even american but FUCKING JEJ
Why is this ok but when I day I want an Eastern European or Asian gf feminists get pissed off and call me a fetishist?
>>29346481
>His accent.
Ruined by my voice
>Having someone call you love.
Yeah, just like all Americans say "y'all". Jesus Christ
>dress better
Not me probably tbqh
>cuter
Not me either :(
But if you're still interested I wouldn't mind a cute American gf.
>>29346481
Tfw British boy with non regional English accent.
>>29346517
Anglophilia
>>29347501
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Mb6axA0h68
>his accent
Yeah no. british guys sound like drunken retards.
>>29348461
http://vocaroo.com/i/s174SpNr41A6
>>29348051
Well, anybody of any race can have a British accent, so it wouldn't be a racial fetish where you desire someone for their race/ethnicity rather than who they actually are, which is what pisses of SJWs the most
>inb4 it only pisses them off when men do it
No, SJWs also shit on women who fetishize black men.
>British
there are fucking dozens if not hundreds of accents in Britain. You can move one town over in Britain and have people know you're "not from around here" because of your accent. Britain has fucking England, Scotland and Wales in it.
Ameriketchups sure are retarded.
>>29346637
But we live in Britain. And people in Britain are fucking ultra normies. Try being a kissless virgin who doesn't like drinking or going out in this country, it's hell. I think Scandinavian countries are the best for robots (shy people and NEETbux)
>>29347869
how did you get there senpai?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eTTUdGHD2c
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xzlUS3UBhA
>>29349335
>And people in Britain are fucking ultra normies.
Really?
Never knew that
Always thought that British people were generally robots, as in quiet, shy, anti-social etc
Plus you guys have the shitty depressing weather
When I think of normie anglo countries Australia comes to mind
They have shittons of chads and an extremely extroverted culture
>>29349316
Sure they are all different in their own different ways but they all sound "British" to us
USA has tons of accents and people don't get pissed when somebody calls lumps all of their accents together and calls them an American accent
>>29349493
Yeah take some pudgy cunt from Manchester and still see if all the girls are creaming over his accent
Been to the US twice and even as a 4/10 brit I slayed mad pussy.
>call them love
>say cheers
>ask for tea when you go out to eat
>slip some local twang in random conversations and then explain it to her and say something like "it's pronounced aluminium as well btw"
>reap
It's really fucking easy. I even ask for "a pint of the black stuff please flower" when I go to bars and you can see all the girls heads turn when they hear my accent.
Going again soon, easiest pussy I ever had
>>29346647
>>29348485
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06jaZsmBDd4
>>29349841
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1izp2cB8jg1
>>29349560
nowt sexier than a bit of brummie whispering in your ear at night tho.
>>29346481
>8. It's halal because he is muslim
>>29349880
http://vocaroo.com/i/s180wEao3YOQ
:(
>>29349960
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0x68d0GWm05
>>29349373
Auggghhhguyhg <3
>>29349746
I wish I had money to travel. It seems to be super easy to slay poon in other Countries with a foreign accent. Unless you're indian.
>>29346481
What do American girls think of Scandinavian accents?
Is there an accent uglier than the British one?
Even German accents can be.sexy. British sounds like Im talking to a cave man.
>>29350176
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iESjaKbnPb
>>29346481
As a British man I can confirm all of that is bullshit.
>>29350203
Someone's jealous..hssggs
>>29350047
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Lzo4pOsOqf
>>29346797
You fucked up by moving to the north with all the savages
I went to England last month. I am a straight white female but if I lived there I'm sure I would become a lesbian in the first year. They are not attractive and the accent doesn't make up for that. Also, they dress about the same as Americans.
On the other hand though, a cop did call me love once and in that moment I would have done anything for him. No one's ever made my knees so weak. Then I saw his face.
What exactly is a British accent anyway? There are so many to choose from. Im guessing they mean a slightly posh south england accent. Does my Scottish accent count as British?
>>29346517
she's a teaboo
>>29350296
>I'm sure I would become a lesbian
But British girls are ugly af.
>>29346481
British accents are cute, but brits are fucking ugly and they act like complete mongoloids. Americans have a romanticized view of England from what they see in TV. Ironically enough they're the americans of europe.
>>29350311
Scottish accents are a million times better than any British accent, only superceded by Irish accents. I may be biased though as my first love was Scottish.
>>29350327
Also true, but I did see a couple cuties. I only saw one guy I would have taken my pants off for while I was there, but I saw three or four ladies.
>>29347603
Let me guess, you've only seen or live in a fairly big metropolitan area in the Midwest, and judge the entire country based off of that city?
>>29350287
Kill yourself posh southern cunt
>>29349746
Funny how location affects things. If you said that in London everyone would be looking at you like a twat.
>>29346686
isn't Ribery French?
