I got drunk and had sex with a 49 year old coworker
Well that was a silly thing to do
line them up and smash them down lad
Greentext the story, Opie.
>>29346051
If you're both single who cares.
>>29346051
Good for you Iad.
that's a pretty normie thing to do. I don't think you'll be allowed to post here any more.
>>29346099
If you genuinely think the majority of this board is virgins and shut ins you are mistaken. It's a meme and you should stop playing pretend.
>>29346071
not much to greentext, we work at a law office, I do IT and she's a secretary.
We were the only two there, it was late. She invited me to her house, we got drunk, and we ended up fucking.
>>29346191
Is she a hot, milf secretary or a grandma secretary? I mean I'm really desperate, but I doubt I would smash a 50 yo.
>>29346161
It's sad but this board has become infested with hipsters who leak 4chan humour to twitter and reddit for upvotes and retweets
Lot of niggers doing it surprisingly, black twitter loves pepe
What was it like tell me
>>29346051
Did you use protection?
Have you seen each other again?
I see this one coworker at work who is a bit older than me, though I'm no spring chicken myself, I get the impression she might be interested in me, I'm not sure why but she seems to be awkward around me, and I'm awkward around her too, I feel like if we were both drunk and talking, we could probably end up having sex, it just feels that way anyway, I don't know if she's married, she might be 40 something.
Tell me how it happened.