>People tell me I'm a good listener
>In reality it's just that I'm a boring fuck who doesn't have anything to talk about
Joke's on them, I bet those normies believe that I give a fuck
Devilish thread
>found a 5 euro note
>didn't report it to the police and collect it after a week if noone has claimed it as per the law
>people think I'm a normal, functional human being
>am actually dead inside
that showed them
>Go to the store to buy some chocolate
>Pay at the cash register
>"Have a good day!" I say to the cashier
>I didn't actually mean it
>people think I'm a well adjusted straight man
>I regularly jerk off to femboys eating each others asses
>>29345365
>tfw people talking to me triggers the AutismSMR in me
I just have to respond once in a while and people think I actually care about their talk. Talked to a girl for almost 5 hours doing this.
>mother always telling me I'm such a tall handsome fellow and that I should settle down and give her some grand children
>spend my free time railing twinks and fuckboys I meet online
It's ok my roast beef sister is already pregnant at 20 no sign of the father
>mom says the flush the toilet
>steal the poo and finish my fecal ferret
can i get a DEVILISH
>Order the all you can eat buffet
>Eat one olive, leave
D E V I L I S H
>>29347964
>dont order the all you can eat buffet
>steal one olive, leave
D O U B L E D E V I L I S H
>>29345737
>euro
eww gross
>>29347883
DEVILISH indeed, my niggalo.
