If you like Ketchup then you're a normie.
Ketchup is fucking gross, only real robots like mustard.
>>29345047
>his mom doesn't make him musty sauce...
>>29345047
I take mustard, mayonnaise and ketchup, mix it all onto one glorious sauce, and smother sausages in them on a kebab stick.
>>29345047
Ketchup is so gross. Mustard master race!
real robots use mayonnaise
Who /plainfood/ here?
I can't be the only one.
how about tomato paste?
>>29345303
this, only real robots give up on worldly desires and go out of their way to remove taste from all of their food
HONEY MUSTARD MASTERRACE
#noregularmustard
>>29345047
>go to fair with little cousin and get an order of fries
>smother half the fries in every sauce available, mostly mustard, but leave half the fries plain because nobody else I know likes to do that
>return with the fries
>"All right! You mixed them?"
>takes a bite of the fries smothered in sauce-specifically, the ones drenched mostly in mustard
>immediately swell with pride as I recognize our common blood
Mustard is easily the best fry sauce, but damn if it isn't awesome to just mix everything up.
>>29345330
honey mustard is for babies.
old style whole seed mustard is GOAT
not even normalfags like ketchup OP. ketchup is for children and disgusting to anyone else.
Who /colman's/ here?
>>29345047
>not burger sauce or chili sauce
>>29345660
What the hell is burger sauce? And is it on par with chili sauce?
>>29345660
>chili sauce
My friend. Ketchup is chili sauce for children.
>>29345791
probably thousand island
>>29345047
>If you don't agree with my personal preferences you're not a true robot
I love these threads.
>>29345884
Someone seems to be triggered here.
Ketchupfaggot, you found all these threads calling you out as a normie and so it triggers you.
Garlic sauce is the only true robot condiment.
>>29345303
Me, I refuse both ketchup and mustard.
>>29345941
Not triggered at all. These threads are hilarious and you should make more of them.
>>29345047
Dude fucking stop with the mustard meme
Mustard tastes fucking gross for a real robot.
If you like it you must be some kind of normalfag.
