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Should I make a tinder? What are your experiences with tinder?
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Should I make a tinder? What are your experiences with tinder? I'm like a 7 or 7.5/10 and look like a 9/10 in selfies mostly because of camera angle. KV btw.

I just want to meet some girls and get laid, I never go to social events or socialize outside of my nerd friends who don't talk to girls so I never get the chance to talk to girls or meet them.
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>>29344734
pls give responses
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>>29345004
did you just reply to yourself for the sake of a bump?

also IDK I don't use tinder
and I just turned 18... so...
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I am intrested in this. My current workplace is a sausagefest and I don't like to make the first move toward stragers in bars. At least if they're here for this reason I could uster the motivation.
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Fuck the jews man.. this life is such unatural bullshit.

I should kill myself but nothingness is scary
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>>29344734
im not a tinder user but i have a ton of friends who do, basically, most girls on there are on there for the ego boost and to fuck the occasional chad

there are a ton of uglier girls you can get lucky with tho

post a pic of yourself senpai,
and fuck your friends, meet girls on your own, i have a similar problem, my friends disgust women, so i can't have em around when i hang with girls i meet
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>>29344734
Depends where you are and how close to normie you can present.

If it's good, it's great. People get laid nonstop.
If you're like me, shit's nightmarish. But I'm terrible at any online dating thing. I'm less terrible in person than I am online.
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>I'm like a 7 or 7.5/10 and look like a 9/10 in selfies mostly because of camera angle.

This is almost a guarantee not to get laid. No one wants to fuck a bad/obviously liar. You'll meet them, but it won't end in sex.

I'd openly state your looking for sex. Maybe even mention that your sexual inexperienced and trying to find what you like and are into. Girls eat that whole "can you show me how good it can be" thing up.

Make up some sob story about how your only gf wanted to "wait until marriage" for sex and then you found out she was sleeping with someone.

Idk man girls are really easy to manipulate you just have to be a good liar and a quick thinker.
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>>29345031
>>29344734
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>>29344734
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if you're really gonna use tinder, make a nice bio

none of this 'i like video games and anime' garbage

you have to be able to talk well, be agresseive , etc

but personally i say go meet girls irl, go to a concert (super easy place to meet cuties if you go to the right shows) , go to a local hobby thing you have, etc

tinder girls are all roastie and not long term material
unless you literally only want the fling

tell me about yourself senpai, i'll help you write a bio


>>29345031
and fuck bars man, the girls r roastie, literally
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>>29345096
>>29345096
>>29345096
l m a o don't do this
this is terrible advice

you'll look like a pathetic weak beta

if anything just portray yourself as chaddy

don't write ' i want to fuck u' in your bio, message them that once you match

the only way ^ will work is if you are ripped to shit and can post like really nice shirtless photos
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>>29345140
>this is terrible advice
And how often do you get laid faggot?
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>want to meet girls and get laid
>not hiring a prostitute for a few hours

I actually hired 2 for 2 hours and talked about my /pol/-tier views while they were jerking me off.

>inb4 I like money

Well, having a gf will drain you far more because you can get your dick wet.
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>>29345163
almost every day? i have a girlfriend senpai
normie gf lmao
not even making this up
met her at a pop punk show
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>>29345185
>i have a girlfriend
>met her at a pop punk show

So please to continue to tell me about how you're an expert as just picking up chicks to fuck on the internet?
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What you have to understand about tinder is this: No girl needs tinder. This means they have zero motivation to take it seriously or put any effort into it. You'll get matches, sure, but none of them will ever message you first. If you do message them first, there's an 80% chance you'll be completely ignored. Of that remaining 20%, most will abruptly stop responding after a few messages.

This is coming from someone who met his last gf on tinder. So yeah, you can succeed on tinder, hypothetically, but your success rate is going to be shit. It may be better than 0%, but it's going to be shit. So give it a try, but don't get your hopes up.
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Sick of these fucking normies on 4chan if you have a gf you shouldn't even be on 4chan summerfag go back to tumblir
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>get fit, become chad
>be a gentleman
>socialize A LOT, have a huge circle of friends
>have money
>have a expensive car or multiple ones
>have a big house or at least luxurious apartment
>be interesting, have many hobbies and things to talk about such as stories about your life

With those things under your belt you might even score a high-end woman that won't cheat on you after a week of dating.
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>>29345048

This is the pic I'm thinking of using, I'd say I look alright in it, a solid 8/10
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>>29345297
Smile or some shit. Having a neutral expression kills every single photo you'll ever take.
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>>29345297
>8/10

Lolnope.
I'd say 6/10 maybe 6.5/10
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>>29345353
Like this?

Orig
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Is this gonna work SENPAI pls respond
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Are you well above average in looks?
Can you woo a woman through text?

If you answered no to either or both of these, then don't bother with a tinder.
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>>29345468
You look nice, gl
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>>29345971
Like an innocent Bill Cosby. Good work.
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>>29346852
We gonna fug
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>>29344734
Not op but do somewhat attractive males swap right on everything too? Do females watch males ,are they just answering or is that a meme?
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