>1 match on tinder
>said hey
>no text back
op you must be really ugly then, could you be kind as to screen shot your tinder bio to know what we're working with?
>download tinder
>zero matches
kill me
What should I message her next famalam
>say hey
You can't be this autistic.
>>29342629
Time and place
>buy new type of deodorant
>smells like complete ass
whelp. looks like i'm going to be alone for another year.
>>29342629
Tell her you are posting her messages on r9gay and you watch lolicon
>Terrible week. Had to wageslave for extra time. Got rejected on Okc several times.
>Go to sleep
>Meet cutest girl while dreaming, absolute 10/10, a flawless cherub of beauty and compassion.
>She's actually interested in me, not head over heels, but enough to where she can overlook my flaws.
>We end up at some Victorian manor.
>She's clinging onto me, her friends tease her, other people say hello.
>I get excited and talk to someone, then turn back around
>She's gone...
>I wake up
Not even in my fucking dreams.
>>29342760
iktfb i recently had one of these dreams too. It hurts more than real life.
>>29342760
Dude. I hate those dreams. Fuckin' suck, man.
Amazing how they're never fulfilling but they still feel better than reality.
It's always the same with you permavirgins.
>bawahhh women don't like me
>they only want Chad and have way too high standards
>actually thinks that a simple hey is a good starter for a conversation and that she should reply to something that 90% of all boring people write
Learn how to function as a normal social person and how to talk.
Mention something from her pictures or bio, ask something, tell something, be witty and cool
And not some boring "hey"
