How much does this imagem describe you as a person?
Do you think it's a problem?
How do we stop the nu-male scourge?
>>29342027
is the plastic bottle thing real I thought it was debunked. is that why sam drinks from a jar?
The only thing as bad as the men presented in that image are the men who continuously bitch about them. If you weren't so insecure, you wouldn't care. Hell, it makes you look more masculine by comparison..
>>29342027
>pizza
>fleshlight
>porn
literally nothing wrong with this
>>29342119
>is the plastic bottle thing real
yes
>is that why sam drinks from a jar?
probably
>>29342027
how mad do you have to be to write something like this? person needs to move out of Portland if they see this stuff so much that it bothers them.
>small hands
>Wide hips
>Drive a modern car
Whatever.
Oh look, it's a bias.
>>29342402
What kind of water should I fucking buy, then
>>29342546
get a filter and drink tap water (in a jar).
Onky read about three because the image is a mess, didn't even know people wore Chucks outside of middle school they hurt my feet. I remember when I was a kid and Magic Johnson and Larry Bird had their own signature pair and people used to play basketball on them, now I feel like I'd tear an Achilles trying to play a game of pick up in them.
Back then we'd write "33" in magic marker on our shoes and pretend we were Larry Bird, Kevin McHale, Dennis Johnson, the young Bill Walton, Danny Ainge. Nobody wanted to be Robert Parish or Magic Johnson and my brother used to beat up the black kids who tried to play with us
>>29342027
I dress up as a fascist, not sure if that makes me a metrosexual or not. It's pretty fun though, so who cares anyways.
where does Sam Hyde get off bashing faggots so much then turning around and begging a tranny to facefuck him?
>>29342987
I've never heard of this, details?
>>29343488
He got facefucked by the tripfag Edie aka Dollface
She says he was really beta and practically begged her to the point where she fucked his mouth out of pity
Go ask /mtfg/
>>29343670
Who is that? Has Sam admitted to it?
Not even sure if this is a meme or not because people keep bringing up Sam fucking tripfags. It's probably a meme.
>le plastic bottles maymay
PET bottles DO NOT contain BPA. 99.999999 % of "plastic" bottled water are PET.
>>29342027
>How much does this imagem describe you as a person?
not at all
>Do you think it's a problem?
not at all
>>29342027
What's wrong with bicycling again?
>>29342027
Somethings match others don't but overall this dude is dramatic
>>29342119
>he doesn't drink AJ filtered water out of a jar
You're goddamn suicidal bro
>>29342546
>buying water
lol
>>29342027
>mfw I smoke weed every day, watch a lot of weird porn, drive a Prius, am bisexual, ride a bike regularly, wear skinny jeans and chuck taylors and have a problem with overpronation
A-at least I don't use an iphone, right guys?
>>29342027
not at all, but at the same time a lot.
Its not really a problem, I like who I am.
>>29342027
I do almost none of these except the fat dildo thing, but that'd make sense being gay and all.
Also I like to think of rampant consumerism as an opportunity for me to make a lot of money and live the real dream.
>>29342027
Only drinking from water bottles and whacking off 3x a day.
Hopefully they balance eachother out.
>>29342027
Thank god I'm the polar fucking opposite of all that. The closest I come is I used to have a medical cannabis script, which incidentally expires today, and I'm not renewing.
Men have become so pathetic, but it's not even worthwhile to have the old values anymore. All I can do is avoid people at this point. But no real man ever feared solitude.
>>29342840
>I dress up as a fascist
what do you mean?
>>29346521
>But no real man ever feared solitude.
source: my ass
seriously
don't even pretend you didn't just completely make up your own criterion for what makes someone a ~ REAL MAN ~
I really wanna see what the person who made this image looks like
>>29342027
Hm, not going to strain my neck for this. There's probably some accurate criticism in here.
>Buck Rogers
Oh, right - it's not 1980, that's the problem.
>>29346638
it's sam hyde
>boosting estrogen
Will cause a surge in testosterone in order to balance it out. Don't just underestimate the endocrine system like that. Why do you think trannies take test blockers?
whoever made this didn't do their research at all
>>29346695
he doesn't look nor act like any less of a beta cuck
this thing looks like a list of shit he just personally dislikes in men
>>29346638
say no more n*gga
>>29342027
Chuck Taylors :)
and arch support problems.
I got them because initially I was using them for lifting. I am not a numale.
>>29346723
b-but it's ironic :^)
>>29342027
I smoke medical marijuana, it's actually a medication for me. Can't eat due to constant nausea.
Iphone is Internet Everywhere. Why would you not have one?
I ride a motorcycle, bicycles are for children.
Love my porn, women are for weekends when I have time to fuck.
Love my SSRI's, I'm so happy. I've never been happy before guys, judge me all day IDGAF
I got nice clothes/stuff. My rich family doesn't like me dressing in ripped jeans or clothing so I get free shit. Honestly don't care though, am currently wearing my last clean shirt for 2nd day.
>>29346902
>Love my SSRI's, I'm so happy. I've never been happy before guys, judge me all day IDGAF
>judge me all day IDGAF
you clearly do give a fuck
>>29342027
>$400 a month on weed
Geezus fuck that's in the ballpark of two ounces a month, no one smokes that much weed on their own.
>>29342027
What's the point this image is trying to convey? feels like it was done with one of those muh born in le wrong generation self hating millenials.
>>29346956
You got me, I'm hanging on your every word.
please love me senpai
>>29342169
who the fuck doesnt like pizza lol
how is that even on the list
>>29346723
>he doesn't look nor act like any less of a beta cuck
That's the joke
>it's okay for women to dildo themselves
>it's not okay for men to fuck a fleshlight
what is this shit?
Not really at all. I'm a kind of a pothead, but I approach it very casually. Not one of those idiots who gets all serious about it. I have a bike, but I'm not self righteous about it. I masturbate at most once a day, often skipping days. And I wear lose Carhartt's, not skinny jeans.
>>29342027
Overpronation? Poe
>>29345028
Nothing, the only people who hate it are normies who have to get everywhere as fast as possible in their normiemobiles.
>>29346521
>men have become so pathetic
>so I just avoid people, that's way less pathetic than wearing skinny jeans
>>29347090
I guess the picture also addressed medications/other drugs too. I'm a degenerate pill popper, I keep getting addicted to benzo's and ruining my life, and I also have a very, very soft spot for heroin.
I'm on meds if apparently that's a bad thing, but it doesn't feel bad to me. Seroquel is kind of numbing, but I only take it at night. Other than that it's just Wellbutrin, which is a mild stimulant, so it's not like it's making me extra complacent, and gabapentin, which is just mildly relaxing.
>>29342027
>wide hips + gyno
check
>weed/adderall
nope
>any kind of car
nope
>fast food
nope
>biking
yes
>weird porn
yes
>men's magazines/websites
fuck no
>no arch support
fuck i never thought about this, yes
>watching tv
nope
>metrosexual fashion sense
yeah, i wear tight black clothes a lot
I smoke weed and look at porn. That's about all I have in common with that image.
>>29342027
i wear converse but theyre the only shoes ive ever worn
>>29347034
I'm lactose intolerant, so I'm pretty much immune to the whole marketing ploy to get you to buy more.
But have you seriously not seen how much they seel it to you I'm the guise of online marketers?
>Dude pizza is a blast, who wouldn't love it? Some sort of social outcast, I wouldn't fuck a man who doesn't eat pizza and drink Cole and use Facebook, it's just unnatural.
The shit the media throws at you is ridiculous, get over it anon, don't just follow in. Sure have some once in a while, but don't become a fucking slave.
>>29347183
Yeah, man, eating food is for sheeple!
>>29346621
Read "this said Zarathustra"
Read men of iron.
Stop being a Fucking sheep.
>>29347218
I tried reading Thus Spoke Zarathustra, and honestly I couldn't handle Nietzsche's arrogant and pompous style. It just gets fucking ridiculous. Parts are good, even very good, but other parts are just insufferable.
I do like the line "If thou goest to women, bring thy whip" though.
It doesn't describe me at all because ever since I was a teenager I took measures to prevent myself becoming a degenerate (studying and working put)
Although I do have small hands.
>>29347216
Eating unhealthy food that has enough grease to oil a car because some friendly guy on the internet shunned you and straw manned the arguement.
>Eating food
It isn't good for you. I'm not saying it isn't fine to have some occasionally, but changing the words I say to spin me like some conspirator is the reason I don't trust you. You sound like a marketer. So you understand how stupid that is? Because I don't want to believe you are a marketer but you sure as fuck know how to rp as a shill
I am a fucking non-entity, neither male nor female.
>>29347281
that's just how philosophy is written dude
>>29347281
The idea is that you are supposed to make up your own criteria for being a man. And not go to reddit and look up "50 ways of how you can be a man! Step 1 grow a beard, eat pizza, dress in gap(tm) clothing."
You are supposed to find a way to challenge the body mind and soul.
>>>Reddit has a guide on how to be a cuck, go there if you think the guide on being a man is found within some commercial.
>>29347437
Are seriously saying all philosophy is written in the same way? Think about that statement.
>>29347420
That's a lot of words just to basically say "I'm a gigantic fucking retard." Could have just said that and saved yourself a lot of time.
>>29347478
I get the point, and I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it, but the way he gets it across tends to get outright annoying sometimes.
I'm not commenting on the message, just the delivery.
>>29347481
Nice ad hominem
You can go to reddit and degrade someone else's discussion elsewhere, people are trying to talk and not deal with underage kids thank you.
>>29347480
that was directed to you being upset at the "arrogant and pompous style." it isnt arrogant or pompous, it's literally just the tone that philosophy is written it. it's not like other lit, and if you dont know that already you dont read enough. of course every author will be different, but that doesnt change the overall style of the genre. it's just how they assert things
this image doesn't describe any human being that has ever existed
>>29347560
actually that image is literally me
>>29347526
I'm sorry, did I hurt your feelings? Did your essay not get the proper attention it deserves? Maybe you should fuck off to reddit, kid. It sounds like you need a safe space for your inane ramblings anyway.
>>29347547
Not ever philosophical work takes the tone I'm referring too. You're literally fucking retarded if you don't understand that I'm complaining about an aspect of one book that doesn't apply to every little bit of philosophy out there.
>>29342027
That image is just confused rambling that doesn't really describe anyone outside of the creator's fractured mind.
>>29347420
>I'm not a conspiritard
>The sheeple are influenced by marketers and shills to shun people who don't eat pizza
Do you think John "real man" Wayne cared about >It isn't good for you? Who's the numale really?
>>29347586
>Call you a redditor
>Deflects by.calling me a redditor back
Can you really not think of anything else as a come back? Also that was barely a paragraph, how are you that lazy as to avoid reading when this site is nothing but reading and writing.
>>29347739
>calling me a redditor back
Want to know how I know you're retarded?
>>29342027
The car. I like luxury sedans.
>>29347634
then right now tell me one piece of philosophy you've read that you would consider to be written in a completely non-arrogant style of assertion
there is no arrogance in nietzsche's writing, and if you think there is you're a fuckwit
>>29345028
You butt fucking fags think you own the road and travel at 5mph. That's what's wrong with it.
>>29346738
First laugh I've had today
>>29347183
ditto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gA6pOhyea4
>>29346521
>>29347478
If the individual is the sole creator of purpose, values, and all that shit. Then how can you objectively determine only "real" men do x or y?
>>29347670
It describes me pretty well. I do most of that stuff.
>>29347281
"Arrogance on the part of the meritorious is even more offensive to us than the arrogance of those without merit: for merit itself is offensive."
>>29347803
>If the individual is the sole creator of purpose, values, and all that shit. Then how can you objectively determine only "real" men do x or y?
You can't, that's the point.
>>29347785
>there is no arrogance in nietzsche's writing
Go reread Zarathustra again for me. That's all I have to say.
And every single other piece of philosophy I've read doesn't have the tone I'm referring to. I'm not saying that being assertive and defining your reality, and pressing issues is arrogant, I'm saying that Nietzsche has a specific style which gets on my nerves at times.
But I'm not willing to go find quotes, so this ends here.
>>29347833
Alright my bad then, I thought you were arguing the opposite.
>>29347836
"i refuse to find evidence, so just believe me"
lmao
read more kid
>>29347926
I'm not telling you to believe anything, I'm simply saying that I have an opinion on a book, and apparently you're too neurotic to handle that.
My assumption is that I triggered your 'tism by commenting negatively on something you like. Calm the fuck down. I'm not even saying it's a bad book. Get over it.
-Tried weed a couple of times in high school
-I drive stick
-Nothing wrong with knowing how to change your oil
-I walk and take the tram, do Muay Thai and bodyweight for exercise
-Only use my phone for calls, taking pictures, and learning languages
-Im in 4chan, of course Im gonna have a lot of weird fetishes
-Wear 511s and boots
-My hero's Bruce Lee
-TWD might be useless by itself but it gives some damn good kicks that can be mixed with some other martial art
Whoever drew this is a sick puppy.
>>29345028
How the fuck are you supposed to pull a hektik drift on 2 wheels going -2 kmph?
>>29347966
where did i say i enjoyed it? jesus you're a wreck
