>"I haven't had sex in a week"
>"You think that's bad? Last time I had sex was a whole month ago!"
>"Hey anon, when was the last time you had sex?"
>>29341217
i'm a virgin, because I'm undesirable in every conceivable way.
>>29341217
Virgin, unlike you normies I don't want to risk dying of something stupid as a disease I got from a whore, only because I was too lazy to jerk off. When was the last time you got checked? Oh, never? Well it was nice knowing you(not really), good to know I'll actually outlive scum like you. No wonder you party every Friday, you have to, you may die the next day. Consume alcohol, smoke your weed, and have sex with as many girls you'd, and at last enjoy the coffin.
>>29341217
Oh me? It just so happens that for the past few months I was busy working on my book. In this book I am researching how civilization devoloped.
I came to the conclusion that it was all build up by NEETs. Major breakthroughs in science, art and technology have been done by NEETs.
A couple days6935.
God this really is a place for pre-schoolers, please remind me why I am here again.
>>29341217
>Not a virgin here.
However, nobody actually needs to have sex within a particular timeframe, and people that argue otherwise are stupid. It's genuinely just about boasting how cool and sexually active you are. They're probably exaggerating anyhow.
You can just as easily gratify yourself and relieve sexual urges in that manner.
>>29341291
If only this was realistic and applied to the vast majority.
>>29341217
*lie* about a year
because i need to make it authentic
>>29341435
all right, roll Bluff against each of their passive Insights
>>29341217
"Im a virgin, bro"
About a month i'd say. I'm in a ldr with my boyfriend but he's being very distant with me lately...
if he's fucking another girl then i'm killing myself
>"Can't even remember, dawg."
>>29341475
>I'm in a ldr with my boyfriend but he's being very distant with me lately
no shit, its a long distance relationship after all
A little under a year, that will be changing tomorrow.
>>29341217
15 minutes ago in the bathroom. Now the fun part is watching you all try to figure out which one of you it was with.
Coming up on year four. It's like having your virginity back, but having wizardry forever out of reach.I've made a terrible mistake.
>christmas happens more often
What a joker I am.
5 years 9 months roughly
>>29341475
Any idea why hes being distant? Does it have anything to do with his being distant.
Almost 3 weeks. Feels bad man
>>29341475
Cuck him with me just to make sure.
>>29341217
last night with gf
Around 7 years ago
>>29341217
>implying not having sex is bad
>>29342888
Damn, new high score.
>>29341217
summer of 2011
>>29341217
2 days ago with gf, then tonight we're eating weed brownies and going to have a sex marathon.
About a year and a half ago
>inb4 normiesreeeeee I'm a Kv I have it worse than you
>"I've never had a cigarette ugh I need one so bad"
>implying i have friends to ask me about my sexlife
About 2 years lmao
>>29341217
I actually had a similar conversation with a co-worker. I said it had been 27 years since I had sex (I'm 27, and look it). He asked how old I was, and I said to guess. He said "30?", so I said "You think I last had sex when I was 3?" Then he guessed 40. It was getting ridiculous that he was missing my point, so I said I was 27. He finally put two and two together and figured out I was a 27 year-old virgin.
>>29341217
last night, but before that it was a whole week. while it doesnt really bother me for my sake, it bothers me because of my girlfriend. She puts literally zero effort into sex, and rarely RARELY ever initiates. She'll tease me and shake her butt at me, but when i indicate "hey sex lets do it" she replies "maybe later". ive gotten so many "maybe laters" this past week, its pissing me off because i Know that she wants to have sex, but she obviously doesnt want it bad enough to make any attempt to get me to do it with her. shes got the princess mentality that its my job to seduce her. I would if i gave any fucks about having sex, but when I feel like SHE doesnt want to have sex how can i be interested in even bothering?
Before she was with me, it only took a guy 3 weeks of knowing her and a couple of drinks before he got to fuck her, and god knows how short of time it took for other guys. and she wont even take a sip of alcohol with me.
I fucking hate females and their stupid games. It makes me feel self conscious, and they just dont care about our feelings. Fucking disgusting banshees REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://twitter.com/Reeeeeeecee/status/731537317480026113
like a month and a half ago
>tfw LDR that will inevitably fail
>>29341291
Everyone dies anon. Id rather not die a virgin like you.
>>29343112
Veeery interesting normalfag.
>>29341217
Two years in July
Please god kill me
>>29343068
you sound pathetic ha ha
>he gets riled up over women
>>29343141
when you get a girlfriend and she plays games with your head, then you can make fun of me. Until then, fuck yourself.
The thing im mad about is that she doesnt understand the benefit of equal roles in sex.
ONE person doing ALL the work is NOT fun, and its not sex.
>>29343049
sounds like that guy is a total dunce. hes under 21 isnt he?
>>29343211
Dude, no one wants to hear it. Go to /soc/ or wherever normies go to talk normie stuff. You're not even remotely a robot, just fuck off.
I was actually in a situation like this
>oh man I haven't had sex for like 3 months
>yeah same dude
>yeah i haven't gotten laid all year
>I pipe in "21 years"
>they all go silent
>>29343211
fuck off you disgusting normie, youre embarrassing yourself
>>29343237
if only you really knew how robot i am...
#cyborglife
#syntheticpain
#imarealboy
>>29341217
"oh last month"
"oh really with who?"
it's like the normies know
Been almost 37 years.
Why's everyone so quiet?
>>29343234
Yes, he just turned 18. He was surprised that I was a virgin, as everyone I've told thus far is. I guess that's a good thing, rather than having people expect that I'm a virgin.
31 years old, used to get laid a few times a month.. switch to 3rd shift. Live like a vampire, barely go out anymore, more creeping depression, and the schizoid disorder finally kicks in overdrive. Mom and dad tripped out on me when I didnt talk to them once for a month. They thought I was dead and knocked on my door. But im alright.
>>29343068
Have you told her any of this? If you tell her how she's acting is making you upset, you can talk it out and figure out how to be better to each other.
That is assuming both of you aren't pieces of shit who want to make a relationship work. You need to communicate.
>>29341376
So where can we buy your book, anon?
>>29341217
Virgin but I once ate a woman's pussy back in 91, it tasted like salty coins
7-8 months , whatever
>>29343317
>working third shift
ARE YOU CRAZY? ARE YOU OUTTA YA MIND?
>attempt to steer the conversation from that topic
>if they insist, lie and say that I was brutally raped by some family member during childhood, and that that was the last time I had sex
>>29343489
Hey that gif looks like my everyday life.. chug some vodka and forget about everything.
>>29341217
May, 2014.
>lost virginity around a decade ago
>hated every moment of it
I'd rather be a virgin, a pityfuck by a virgin hunter is the worst.
>>29343290
27 is a little late. but there aint no hurry.That little fucking millennial probably has 3 bastard children.
Yeah, I haven't had sex in seven years. but if someone would actually ask I wouldn't admit it having been that long.
Uhh. 7 years ago.
Fuck.
>>29341217
>*Teleports behind them*
>*Nothing personal kids*
>*Shoots them all in the back of the head*
>>29341217
About 15 minutes ago actually.
I haven't had sex in eternity. There has never been a point in existence as of yet where I have had sex, no matter how far back in time you go. Centuries upon centuries, millions of years.
>>29344280
and you wont have sex for millions and billions and trillions of years upon death. you will literally die a virgin and always be a virgin for eternity.
>>29343262
You aren't a cyborg, if you aren't a virgin you're instantly a normie. A cyborg is someone who shares the characteristics of a robot (i.e social incompetence and kissless virgin) but has a job and a few real life friends. You are a depressed normie, not a cyborg.
>>29341529
Nah, it takes seven years for every cell in your body to be replaced and you get your v-card back. (Wizardry is still gone for good, though.) Four years is just the point where you've forgotten how much better fucking is compared to fapping.
Does goat sex count? I left some semen behind.
Other than that, two years.
With the same goat.
Not the chicken.
>>29343112
Is dying as a non virigin so important to you? Classic normie
>>29344383
>virgins think they make the rules
>>29341217
Yesterday, two times daily with my qt 3,14 gf. :)
>>29344782
Well distinctions of robots, normies and cyborgs are pretty subjective but I'm just saying my personal interpretation.
>>29341217
last night with your MOOM LOL
>>29342929
For those who have had sex, maybe
middle school, got raped by highschooler Stacy. Wrecked my emotional balance up for good, still don't seek relationships because of that.
>>29341217
>hang on just a moment
>leave room
>pic related
>>29341217
God this is so spot on. As a virgin it's really hard to feel bad for them.
>"Oh jeez I went a whole week without making a million dollars! Don't you hate that feeling, Anon?"
>"Y-yeah sure I guess abstractly."
>>29341291
I wouldn't mind dying to some STD
Then again I already want to die anyways
