My genetics are so fucked up I have little hairs coming out from this area. Who can match my JUST?
>>29340940
Me.
Are you ukrainian or russian?
>>29340957
Middle Eastern
>>29340940
>tfw unusually large hairs proceeding from my nips
>uneven as fuck hairline
>feet too big for my legs
>fucked up eye vision
JUST
>>29340940
I have a monobrow like a turkroach.
I have little hairs coming out of the tip of my nose
That's fucked up
>>29340984
that was harsh (turkfag here)
>>29340940
>>29340984
Monobrow here, on top of that my ankles look like hobbit's.
Also very hairy pooper, which makes shitting and wiping myself a bit troublesome.
>>29340984
trim your eyebrows then, problem solved
>>29341501
that's gay af
original
>>29340940
>>29340999
I'm pretty sure those are just blackheads that have gotten so long you're confusing them for actual hair.
I'm a guy but manlet, look 5 years younger than I am, feminine face. All women will think I'm gay or otherwise not a sexual prospect, men will see me as non-threatening. It's beyond beta.
>>29341513
Some blackheads under a microscope.
The areas you two have mentioned are prime spots for oil build up.
>>29341511
Have fun looking like a neanderthal, while people who do trim a few hairs get laid.
>>29340966
Why did you shoot up pulse my dude
>>29340940
go see a dermatologist
>>29341591
But that costs a lot of money and I'm a NEET virgin that is never going to get a loving gf. Also my dick is 4 inches.
JUST......
>fine blonde facial hair
>transluscent enough it looks like I shaved my eyebrows off like a maniac
>dark red hair
JUST
>>29342095
Are you anephilim?
>>29342063
I'm you from the future, don't give up your virginity so easily, you regret it in the end because sex is empty and pointless if you do it with someone you don't love.
>>29340940
If it makes you feel better:
I have a rare kind of beard that goes in all directions so it's incredibly hard to get a clean shave (impossible). So people might think I'm too stupid to get it right.
Also weird greenish skin discolorations on my face and nose full of whiteheads.
Apart from that I'm still good looking so who gives a fuck. People won't go over your face with a microscope, they're busy being insecure about shit nobody notices either.
>>29342063
Damn OP you are one huge fucking faggot. I hope for your sake you are not a manlet.
>>29342105
l'm not a big guy.
>>29341591
>go to dermatologist
>get given estrogen cream
No thanks m8
>big hips
>monobrow
>tiny wrists
>small hands
I suspect my big hips are because of epigenetics from sitting on my ass all day, I think my body grew them to compensate for the strain on my hips. In this same way I suspect that if I carried a lot of things I would have larger shoulders. But it's too late cause puberty is over for me
Anyone else with this problem? Can you tell me if you sit a lot? I want to test my hypothesis
Matched
JUST end my life fAm
Just get some tiny tweezers and pull them out
my dick is 3 inches too big
over the average
>>29340968
>mfw I have all of these traits and I consider myself genetically lucky
These are not serious problems dude
>>29340999
I have two that grow there also. You just reminded me it's been a few weeks and I need to tweeze them.
>>29340968
>tfw unusually large hairs proceeding from my nips
Same, I have ~3 hairs on each nip that just keep growing
>fucked up eye vision
Same
I also have really bad keratosis pilaris all over my body.
>>29340940
>>29344646
Electrolysis senpai to unJUST yourselves
>>29340940
Me too, I take it as a good thing since I'll probably have a thick ass full beard in some years
