>"HEY STACEY ANON LIKES YOU!"
>"Ew gross haha"
>"Shutup!, I just swiped right by accident on him, I'm not actually going to talk to him"
>>29340938
>"OH GOD HE JUST SENT ME A MESSAGE"
>"He said he likes video games"
>"Isn't he in his 20s?"
>"hahaha probably still lives with mom too"
>>29340910
>>29340946
>mfw that was my entire middle school and high school experience.
Ayup.
Real life, the thread
>"Anon can you please stop texting me?"
>>29340910
>I'm sorry, I have a boyfriend but I think you're REALLY attractive
>that was pure sarcasm just to rub it in and she told all her friends
>she was fucking some random at a party the next week
I realized that she was just like everyone else, cold and lonely. Women especially. It's like their in a union.
>>29341110
Oh man this happened to me. Dang. I can't believe I ever tried. it so obviously was not going to work
>Hey anon I really like you
>Do you like me too?
>Say no
>MFW it was all a ruse and she just wanted to laugh at me with her friends but I didnt fall for it
I still don't get why you people are so obsessed about women.
>>29342197
This.
I was almost tricked 3 times throughout k-12, and thankfully my distrust of roasties protected me.
>>29342197
>get close to a girl
>talking to her
>find out she rejected five acquaintances of mine, one of them a Chad
>apparently I'm seen often with her
>whatever
>her friends chat me up
>"So you like her anon?"
>"Nah, she's just a friend"
>few weeks later she asks me herself
>"What do you think of me anon?"
>"I love you femanon"
>"As a friend"
>tfw roastie got counter-friendzoned
>>29342197
>>29342600
Kek, who else cucked women right back?
>>29342600
>Do this
>"Oh...w-well you'd be mental if you thought you had a chance with me anyway haha"
SHUT UP ALL OF YOU
SHUT UP
SHUT UP
SHUT UP
you won't be laughing anymore when you meet my katana
>>29340910
what are you, still in highschool?
gg
>>29343451
Just say something like 'Seems like you had no chance with me either, we got something in common bitch'
>>29342197
>tfw had a friend like this in high school
>he was a beta nerd but was infatuated with this girl
>She was the hottest girl in school with a posse and had chads chasing her
>He would always say how much he loved her, hang around her etc.
>Chads and her friends made fun of him all the time
>SHe ends up getting with my "beta" friend
I put it in quotations because he was alpha enough to know and go after what he wants
>They've been together since sophmore year, back in 2008
>She's still hot as fuck, He;s a doctor,
>They're head over heels for each other with 2 kids.
this bitch looks like shes physically in pain trying to smile.
I had this happen to me in middle school. Eventually "Stacy" stopped think it was funny after a couple weeks and yelled "NO I DON'T, HE'S FUCKING UGLY"
Still hurts, man.
>>29345007
The funny thing about girls is, she probably did like you but felt embarrassed about it because all her friends kept saying how ugly you were. Kek, fucking insecurity ruinss life for everyone.
>be 12
>have a crush on qt neighbor girl
>tell qt neighbor girl's friend
>friend calls her and tells her
>can hear qt neighbor girl almost crying on the phone
How is any man supposed to recover from that shit?
>>29344992
that's what botox does to you
>>29345027
Don't put that in my head. I really was fucking ugly back then, but the truth hurts and I was an impressionable 14 year old with social anxiety.
>>29345052
Dude I've seen acne ridden fucking freak bag looking dudes get with hot girls just because they're open about it and arent afraid to tell her or let other people know.
>tfw too weird to even be made fun of
This is a level of lonely I wasn't expecting. I don't even live in the US so its not the fear of being shot either.
>>29342197
>"oh, he said he likes men"
>>29345139
>tfw everyone assumes youre gay because you dont chase women
even my parents
FUck everyone.
>>29345231
>recently found out my parents thought me and my best friend had been dating since high school
What the actual fuck, just recently when my best friend got a girlfriend that they realize they were wrong. They thought I was a close homo for 3 years
>>29345290
When you think about it, only normies could have children. Essentially all our parents are dumb normie fucks.
