Have you ever looked at your own dick and thought
>Damn, that's a nice looking piece of meat!
And also thought
>I have a real man's dick
>>29340449
Yes
On good days I look at it quarter hard and think "Damn I have big dick"
It's average but it's nice to look at.
>>29340449
Desu that's gay as hellyes I did it anyway
~95 percentile here. Feels good
Yep it's wonderful.
fembot here
a big dick doesnt turn me on by itself
but the confidence and swagger a guy with one has is a huge turn on
[spoilers]guys teasing eachother about dick size is my #1 fetish[/spoilers]
[spoilers]i like yaoi[/spoilers]
>>29340449
Posting this before bait posting retards arrive.
>>29340543
>small dick detected
this isnt your thread
>>29340563
You caught me, when it's cold out I can't even find my penis if we're being honest.
>>29340449
Muh dik. Who cares? A robot is not getting laid anyways. Worrying about your dick is the most normie thing ever
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