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Good morning, wagecuck. One more long, agonizing day before
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Good morning, wagecuck.

One more long, agonizing day before your two days of freedom.

Another day, another dollar.
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Fuck off already nigger.
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>>29340444
wagie btfo
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>>29340387
Good more long, wagecuck.

Another dollar. Good more your two days of freedom.

One more long, agonizing days of freedom.

One more your two day before long, wagecuck.

Another days of freedom.

Another day before your two days of freedom.

Another dollar. Good more your two day before long, another day before your two day, agonizing, agonizing, wagecuck.

One more your two day before long, wagecuck.

One morning days of freedom.

One morning days of freedom.

One morning, another days of freedom.
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>>29340387
OP can you tell me what is wrong with Wagies? Why can't they break the chains of slavery like we have fellow NEET?
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>>29340387
Jokes on you, Friday night is already here in sheep shagger central.
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>>29340444
>being a wagecuck
>letting mr shekelstein profit from your labor while you get pennies
>this level of butthurt because of it

Just join the NEET side, wagie.
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Hello wagies. Daily reminder that NEETs are the ones who accomplish the most in life. See picture.
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>>29340387
This day feels longer than the weekend. I'm sure about that.
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/r/ing the pic of the smug robot on his bicycle holding up crying normies in traffic
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>mfw halfway through dental school
>mfw I will never live the NEET life, too much debt
>mfw I will forever be a wagecuck
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>>29340387

4:40am, welp, looks like it's time to go to bed and then wake up tomorrow sometime around 2pm.

Ahhhh.... living the NEET life. Long live my personal debauchery.
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>>29340686
So what's the quote??
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>>29340387
Ausfag here, it's Friday night.
Had a short week due to Queenie's BD.
Work itself was ok, I learned a few things and feel like I'm starting to learn how to deal with complex issues that require 'thinking outside the box'. Overall a good week.
How was yours?
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>>29340606
Because they are too weak minded to realize that it is just a giant trap that sucks their soul until they snap out.

Oh well, thanks to them I'm getting my free dollars, who cares ;)
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>>29340387
>TFW payday.

Feels good man. NEETs will never know this feel.
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>not having the best of both worlds and just working from home at your own comfort
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>>29340902
>>29340901

>still getting cucked by Mr. Shekelburg

Stay cucked wagies, business owner coming through.
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>tfw stayed overtime and was paid extra bull semen for drinking on the job
NEETs will never know this feel
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>>29341095
But the responsibilities of managers are massive and considering that +50% of ALL businesses fail within their first 5 years you could be getting cucked any day
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>>29340387
Good morning, NEET.

Another day of living in poverty, not being able to afford nice things to buy yourself, relying on handouts.

Remember to remind yourself that NEETs have made great contributions to society while you stuff your face with snack cakes and masturbate to furry trap porn.
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>>29340826
It just so happens that people with too much free time i.e. NEETs. Are the ones inventing stuff, increasing our knowledge and so on. Academics rarely accomplish much since they are wagecucks.
Feels good to convert younglings into NEETdom and in about some hours I will be reading my private digital library and working on my theory of everything.
I also do volunteering. Besides helping the elderly I practice my hobby of botany. I will most likely become the next Darwin.

Please also watch this short documentary:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRHCp9Wblro
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>>29341095
Enjoy bankruptcy.
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>>29340387
Im officially unemployed. I just need to go get my last cheque and then go get a bottle of rum and get comfy in bed
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>>29340387
8 AM bitches, exam in one hour
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>>29341095
What kind of business do you run
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>tfw buisness owner and self employed

best of both worlds 2bh
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>>29341193
>be wagecuck
>live in poverty anyway
>make fun of NEETs because "ATLEAST I'M DOING SOMETHING"
You're doing something alright, keeping yourself busy while I fuck your gf and show her what a real man is like. A man who doesn't cry and grovel for handouts from his boss who treats him like shit.
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>>29341590
Neets are so sad
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>>29340387
Whatcha mean? I've been a neet for 3 years
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>>29341596
Go make me some money you cuck, I'll glaze your gf's beef curtains while you're gone so she won't feel lonely.
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I'm 25 and I've been working a real good job since since I was 18. In 5 years I can retire if I want because I'll be a millionaire. *yawns* *stretches* *backflips*

What will you be doing in 5 years? Will you even be alive? Living off welfare still? Trying to figure out how to cook something that isn't a hotpocket?
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>>29341654
>lying on an anime imageboard
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>>29341681
>neets being this jellymad

Well, bout time I hit the old dusty trail. Going to the gym and then the beach later with some girls. Enjoy your day bro
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>>29341718
>jellymad

i found athenewins on 4chan
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>>29341718
>actually lying on the internet

im >>29341577 btw

keep projecting wagie
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>>29341654
You've never meet THE NEET. You met 'NEETs'. The NEET lives a lavish and luxerious life. He, sometimes she, cooks the most delicious meals.
All that spare time is used to do the things that in history the aristocracy and elite with slaves did.
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>be NEET with 8k dollars in bank
>still get taxmoney
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>>29341776
I make that every month.
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>>29341830
and you pay taxes so thanks for your hard work!
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>>29341277

In reality though, you do none of these things. You lie REEEEEEEE'ing in your parents' basement, waiting for mummy to bring you more tendies, while masturbating to anime and occasionally hauling your 500lb frame out of bed long enough to shitpost here.

I love reading NEETfag shitposts on this board...it reminds me that while I have to spend a portion of my life at work, my life could be so, SO much worse.
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>>29341856
You do realize that NEETs get given enough to live away from home by the normie taxes, right? Most of us have so much money we don't know what to do with it so we can afford to be charitable with our bux. Many NEETs contribute to charity and help feed and cloth the homeless people because we don't have to spend all our days earning money just to survive.

Thank you for your donation wagie.
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>>29341856
Haha laughable my wagecuck. Do you not realize that you are falling for a cognitive fallacy? You wouldn't even recognize a true NEET if you saw one. We are too busy becoming erudite and helping our community by volunteering.

Stay mad wageslave.
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>>29341277
I love that video. They put enough effort in to give it a feeling similar to a real documentary.
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>>29341277
THIS IS FAKE
DELETE THIS NOW
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>>29340444
Whats the matter wagecuck, tired after slaving away all week? Don't worry just a few more hours and you'll have a whole 2 days off!
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>>29340901
Everyday is a payday for us NEET master race.
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>>29341277
>I will most likely become the next Darwin
>Academics rarely accomplish much

Darwin was a geologist and a natural historian, you stupid bastard.
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>>29342106
Not at all fake. But what I now have is a anti-library. Loads of books that I have yet to read. Luckily I have ALL the time to read ALL these books, while at the same time working on my theories.
I am living the life what Ancient Greeks and Roman stoics call the "good and just" life. A lot of historical philosophers were actually NEETs.

Nowadays a lot of philosophers are not NEETs but academics, hence philosophy lost its relevance. Academics lack erudition and have severe tunnel vision and are stressed out all the time.
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>>29341987
>wagecucks: b...b....but muh contribution to society!! Those poorfucks don't contribute anything! I won't work for those homeless people.
>NEETs: volunteer, helping the needy, comforting te homeless and feeding them so they can go out be a benefit to themselves
And wagies think they are contributing to society!!!
>b...b...but muh taxes
Nah, government spends most of it on themselves and stupid programs that serve them and them even richer. Wagecucks are truly delusional.
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>>29342221
Read this (did you know? Wikipedia is largely done by NEETs):
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Darwin#Early_life_and_education

Darwin neglected his studies and learned most of it outside of his education. He went on a ship which was funded by his father. IMAGINE if he was a NEET, he could've skipped all the crap and get right on the point.
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>Graduating next spring with Masters
>Going on vacation before coming back and moving across to country to comfy Seattle

It's all looking up lads
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>>29340387
Good morning neet pepe

One more long, agonizing day of shitposting the same thing on a Japanese image board.

Another day of self hate and rock bottom personal worth
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>>29342278
you know so much xD xD
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>>29342362
Actually no. I am not like that NEET Socrates, who said "I know that I know nothing.". Instead I know that I know little. That is why I continue to learn and am working on my theories that will shock the world.
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>>29340644

but arent NEETs also profiting from other people's labor just like mr. shekelstein?
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>>29342328
>Charles Robert Darwin was born in Shrewsbury, Shropshire, England

My hometown, maybe I can be the next Charles Darwin. I even know where his old house is located.
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>>29342419
Become NEET, the little money you have you invest in evolutionary theory books. Begin to volunteer in a natural museum. Learn programming so you can devolop your own models.
The NEET life is calling for you. Do you respond or ignore it and become a wagecuck? The choice is yours...
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>>29342328
>wikipedia is done by NEETS
>not in education
>trying to educate people
Fine bit of retardation going on there.

>Darwin neglected his studies and learned most of it outside of his education
He still went to Cambridge and was educated, getting his ordinary degree, you colossal fuckwit
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>>29342509
>Retardation
>Fuckwit

I would think you could use an online thesaurus to improve that shockingly lacking vocabulary. Fortunately, us NEETs have all the time in the world to improve our linguistic (or language) skills.
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>>29342466
I'm already the most experienced NEET in this town. Apparently there are secret tunnels dotted around the subterranean areas of the town leading to the castle, Shrewsbury school and the library dating to 1550 so getting access to ancient books could be easy if I can find an entrance.
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>>29342509
Read again. I said LARGELY done by NEETs. You do not need a education to be educated, you can read books and scientific studies on your own.
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>>29342395
So this is what pseudo-intellectuals look like.

>Can't understand Socrates quote
>Mangles it by paraphrasing it to apply to himself, whilst retaining that smug superior feel of a shut in NEET who has accomplished nothing
>also, theories that will shock the world.
>This is what a pathetic pseudo-intellectual looks like kek
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>>29342531
Then you'd have time to read the study showing that the proper use of bad language is not only beneficial around children (as it teaches them to correlate the correct emotional response to word or phrase uttered) but is a cathartic process sometimes necessary to demonstrate to others their complete failings.

I would link but I read this in a newspaper, on a flight back from Spain with my gf, that my job paid for.

What's the phrase? Sticks and stones etc
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>NEETs read undergraduate level trash books
>Being in Education and working on a Master's I have access to actually new information and get to put it to work
How's that pseudo-intellectual common knowledge treating you pleb NEETs?
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>>29342554
>you do not need an education to be educated

Yes, you do. It's the meaning of the word. What you meant to say (if you had a better education) is that 'you do not need to attend school to learn'.
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>>29342554
An education is different than knowledge. Education is a classical training in the arts and sciences. You can read up on plumbing books all you want but you're not a certified plumber and thus have no worth with that knowledge.
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>>29342574
Do you know what's worse than a pseudo-intellectual? An anti-intellectual. Look wagie, I don't know you but what I do know is that you will never help expand humanity's body of scientific knowledge from behind the counter at McDonalds. I know that you're angry and tired from working but that's still no reason to put down the keen NEET thinkers and NEET scientists of tomorrow that are working hard to advance our understanding of the universe.

I know you don't have time for such things yourself and you've clearly been called a failure your entire life so you think these things are impossible -- but as an accomplished NEET, let me just tell you something that all NEETs know implicitly -- that those who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do it. Do you know who said that quote? It was Steve Jobs, a successful NEET who dropped out of university and founded one of the most valuable companies in the world.

Too bad you will never have the time to do that. Now fetch me my burger because I'm thinking over here.
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>tfw you just booked your holiday to japan for this year
I can't want to buy all those doujinshi that never get scanned during comiket.

Maybe if I feel in giving mood I might scan one for you neet cuck.
Tata for now~
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>>29342639
It really comes in handy at parties where they can show off their knowledge of.....wait they don't go to parties do they?

Should come in handy at a job interview though where they demonstrate their knowledge to an employer in the hopes of .... oh wait....they don't work either..

At least it might help them if they attempt to woo a certain qt3.14 who said she has an interest in x, oh wait....she went to college and majored in x....Looks like your floundering there, NEETfriend
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>>29342681
This is the cringiest pseudo-intellectual in the thread. Your wikipedia knowledge is worthless and plebeian if you don't apply it. Steve Jobs wasn't NEET he was self-employed. He worked on computers he didn't masturbate to anime all day.
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>>29342618
Please, I will humor you my dear wagie by letting you link us to it. The other NEET philosophers here would love to give such a novel study a proper peer review.
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>>29342714
You're a philosopher? Can you give us a look at your thesis? Don't tell me you're just some pseudo-intellectual who's read Kant and now considers themselves hot shit.
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>>29342681
1. I don't work in McDonalds. Assumption is the mother of all fuckups.

2. There are no NEET Scientists. Any scientists I know have jobs. As scientists in their respective fields. That they went to college for.

3. Again, see point 1. Assumption is the mother of all fuckups.

4. Comparing yourself to Steve Jobs. You aren't Steve Jobs though, are you? You aren't even close.
>neet dropped out of uni
>das not neet friend
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>>29342704
My dear wagie, do you not know that assumptions make an ass out of you and I? This is one of the many lessons of being a disciplined NEET scientist and it is the first that I will gift you with. I do understand that learning how to become a logical thinker isn't something a wagie has time for so I will forgive your ignorance this once.
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>>29342574
Jokes on you. There's different interpretations of that quote, which wasn't even a true quote from Socrates. Besides, Socrates was a dumbfuck who tried to indoctrinate the youth of his time.
>>29342668
That is what the slavemasters keep telling you.
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>>29342723
>bought a book of Kant and is planning to read it

fixed
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>>29342743
You're a scientist? Where'd you go to school? What are you working on?
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>>29342730
>Assumption is the mother of all fuckups.
haha holy shit I was just thinking about that movie line this morning.
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>>29342639
>undergraduate level trash books
>Being in Education
but you'll never understand anything at more than an undergrad level
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>>29342723
Ah my dear wagie, I never said I was a philosopher. My work is in financial cryptography and I highly doubt that you're qualified to review or understand any of it.
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>>29342785
SO you're employed...
If you're bashing low hanging fruit of people who work McJobs that's not exactly a noble thing of you.
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>>29342774
>ur dum
holy shit what a brilliant counter
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>>29342785
>Financial cryptography
>he means bitcoin
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>>29342822
Hey now he works really hard reading /biz/ posts and copying what they do! Sometimes he makes 20 dollars a day!
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I fucking hate being NEET. I have no motivation to do anything, I'm just sitting around at home all day playing games or listening to music until I get bored enough to swap between activities.
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>>29342813
not surprising the education major has no self awareness. that said i wasn't even responding to your initial groundless 'ur dum' assertion. i was just saying you're focussing on pedagogical bullshit instead of understanding anything. you'll end up being a school teacher reciting shit from a textbook
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>>29342856
Do you really want to break the cycle? Have a different day each day instead of the same vicious loop of nothing?
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>>29340387
I don't really worked that much today. I got already paid several hours while browsing the net, I think I can do a few more. And I don't have to go to gym, since I lift a lot here. They're basically paying me for working out and memeing.
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>>29342887
>the education major
Just because I'm working at a University doesn't mean I'm an education major. You'd know that if you actually had a proper education. I'm working on my MS in Biochemistry and Molecular Biology.
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>>29342856
You'll have to find your passion. Start a hobby that can turn into a job. Do volunteering and help your community.
Also, there is not something wrong with school. But you'll have to spend the spare time expanding your knowledge. Most non-NEETs do not know this.
Wagecucks call us humble NEETs pseudo-intellectuals when all they are familair with is the basics. They never dig deeper into it.
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>>29342856
Better being just a NEET rather than a NEET being pressured and even forced by family to become a wageslave.
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>>29342917
So you get to make all those expensive $2,000 a pop vials of live-saving medicine and get TRIPLE PAY on holidays upon graduating? My man. Big props to you
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>>29342917
so you're just too dumb to understand what "Being in Education" means? why would you capitalize it dipshit?
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>>29340606
I went to work at 12, so I had time to shitpost, watch anime, and eat in peace. Then I slack off till 21, go home without having to meet normies, and play games till 2 am.
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>>29342928
>never dig deeper
>college trained graduates know and understand twice if not three times more than any given NEET
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>>29342928
And let me tell you. Every NEET that I ever met is really humble and good hearted inside. Sure the NEET loves to make fun of wageslaves but most of us are volunteering and make the daily lives of the elderly and disabled better.
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>>29342949
I consider working a University to be "in education" as you're working at an educational facility. But hey now you're going to be pedantic and force the "ur dum" argument even more. Bravo.
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>>29342964
>Sure the NEET loves to make fun of wageslaves but most of us are volunteering and make the daily lives of the elderly and disabled better.
Most NEETs don't leave their house and the ones that do are few and far between to volunteer for noble things such as that.
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>>29342956
NEETs KNOW that they need to learn still so much and DEVOTE all their time to it. College trained graduates think because they are in college that they know and understand anything and thus never continue to learn.
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>>29343008
If that's true then why do Master's, Doctorate and Post-doc programs exist?
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life is meaningless either both would be better off dead
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>>29343008
>devote all their time to it
>posts all day in wagecuck threads, sobbing into his tendies
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>>29343021
Not everyone is passionate enough to pursue and learn. Sadly, I've seen several NEETs who fail to do it also.
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>>29342967
you capitalized education. this implies that you are referring to it as a subject instead of a general word. people do not capitalize random words in the middle of their sentences. it's not that hard to understand, retard

>"ur dum" argument
but i have evidence that it applies
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>>29342797
Again with the assumptions.

One does not need to be employed to enjoy the simple pleasures of making progress in a new field. It must be such a strange concept to a wagie, that someone would dedicate their time towards something like that without being paid for it -- but I assure you that it's possible as a NEET, my poor cucked wagie!

You see, cryptography is only a very young field and stuff like public key cryptography and elliptic curve cryptography was only invented quite recently (1976 and 1985 respectively -- still very young for a field.) This means that there is a huge amount of things left to discover so it's very exciting. You wouldn't believe some of the stuff we can do now (and what's just around the corner.)

>>29342822
Ah, my poor wagie. Financial cryptography is a much larger world than just "Bitcoin" but its beyond the scope for me to explain it to you here. You should also know that banks 'nowadays are more interested in private blockchain solutions and experimental consensus algorithms rather than using Bitcoin itself. In fact - in the present environment Bitcoin is largely irrelevant -- important yes -- but irrelevant.
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>>29341277
keked very hard

thanks for this anon
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>>29341949
Pretty sure NEETbux max out at like $1200 a month. Doubt you are swimming in money with that.
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>I have my own software company and my code monkeys work from monday to friday, 9 hours per day
>I work 2h per day 3 days of the week
>my employees earn a cuckwage because I always pick those just-graduated kids with a high enough debt to make them accept anything and cling to it as hard as they can
>mfw

NEETs are as much cuck as wagecucks.

Entrepreneur master race here. You kids are deluding yourselves.
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>>29343082
I can see the banks creaming themselves to hire someone without qualifications in a field like cryptography.

Like, the guy who invented the field was a Doctor. Definitely not a NEET
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>>29343166
Unlike the wage cuck, most NEETs practice asceticism and actively shun materialism. A NEET can survive on nothing but rice and noodles for months leaving plenty of spare money to contribute to charity.

Your confusion at this issue stems from your unenlightened background as a wage slave is. Fear not, I will spend some time to ponder this issue during my evening meditation and get back to you with an answer.
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>>29340387
Glorious NEETs, how much money do you all make? And what is your living situation? Do you live with your parents or can you afford a house with NEETbux?
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>>29343166
>dubs recognized
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NEET here, diagnosed with schizophrenia and dropped out of college.

Nowadays I just sit here and collect the bux, always fun to look out the window in the morning and watch all the pathetic wagies go off to work!
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>>29343295
>be wagie
>see schizo kid staring out window on way to work
>feel blessed to not be that kid
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>>29343228
I do hope you're prepared to eat my fat NEET dick after posting that because banks actually are prepared to hire people "without qualifications" in financial cryptography since this particular specialization has only formally existed within the past few years.

Translation: banks are after anyone who has put the time and effort into learning and inventing new technologies in the FinTech space - degree or not, and since there are less than 1000 true experts in financial cryptography world-wide, guess who you're talking to.
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>>29343318
Hey wagie! What's one thing that money can't buy?

>More time for yourself!
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Tfw want to be wagecuck but every place i apply to ignores me

Maybe its because i have 0 work experience
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>>29343322
>within the past few years
>"1976 and 1985 respectively"
>they can probably be a little choosy about who they hire, like qualified professionals
>guess who you're talking to?

Someone who doesn't work in a bank because he's a NEET?
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>>29343342
>can buy schizo medicine
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>>29343362
I actually thought you would post that before you did, but I gave you the benefit of the doubt thinking that you wouldn't confuse the founding of modern cryptography with the more specialized branch of financial cryptography / applied cryptography (that has only become popular within the past few years.) I guess I was wrong.

I am off to listen to music, wagie. I wish I could say I learnt something from all this but I honestly didn't. Arguing about meaningless semantics isn't something that a man of my stature can afford to waste time on. Until next time wage cuck.
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>>29343441
>hurr durr I predicted your argument becuz muh brain
>gives lecture on meaningless semantics while using meaningless semantics (muh specialized fields)
>leaves argument because believes he holds the moral and intellectual highground

Get your NEET playlist going, get back here and defend your argument you worthless sack of shit.

Crypto expert my ass!
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>>29341851
you a faggot or something? whats wrong?
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>>29343512
You seem awfully mad :^) did the NEETs get to you?
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>>29342950
Why bother clarifying 2 as AM when youre using 24hr time dummy
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>>29343560
Just the fat one who thought he was the shit.
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>>29343252
Can you please answer my question, NEETs?
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>>29343575
It's time to take a breather. You have work tomorrow anon so why are you here arguing with the NEET manlets?
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Should I buy a new boat or a condo in the Hamptons, robots?

I'm almost jealous of you NEETs for not having to make such difficult decisions!
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>>29343252
>How much $ do you have?
Depends. I bought property with my NEETbux and rent it out to normies so usually I get about $700 a week total. Not bad for doing no work.

>Living situation
I live with my parents to save money as I'm saving for another apartment. I plan to retire at 25 courtesy of the wage cucks ^_^ I'd say my living situation is good as my parents respect my financial skills / life goals.
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How does someone become a NEET if their parents aren't supporting them?

Show me the way NEETmasters.
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>>29340387
>Not wanting money for pitiful amounts of effort
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>>29343512
>talks about banks hiring him and other experts without education talking in bloomy retarded english
>didn't even apply for a job and will never get hired
>Doesn't even know what he is talking about, but read Wikipedia about financial cryptography
>NEET """""education"""""
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>>29343664
>I bought property with my NEETbux

How much was the property?
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>>29343708
Big Daddy Government is the only parent you need.
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>>29340387
I'm bidding on the worlds smallest violin on eBay, anon.
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>>29343740
Do you really want me to take your bait that badly? Is this what wage cucks spend their weekends doing? Trying to get NEETs to validate their horrible life choices? Sorry, but I can't do that ... If, however you have any genuine questions about what I wrote I am happy to answer them :^) No fee required.
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>>29343753
First property I bought for cash and it only cost me 50k. Did the place up and was earning quite insane amounts on rent. I forget what the yearly return is now but its insanely high.
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>>29343792
Im not a wagie nor a neet,
So do you understand the mathematics behind these algorithms? Please elaborate
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>>29343831
How long have you been collecting NEETbux, and what do you receive each month?

I'd like to implement your plan, but it seems like it'd take forever.
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>>29343852
The algorithms that applied cryptographers use are all very well documented and the math behind them is something most people without an advanced degree are capable of teaching themselves. What isn't immediately obvious is their applications and weaknesses in financial contracts which is the domain, art, and science of financial cryptography. Some of us have come from backgrounds in cryptography but most of us aren't cryptographers or academics. Instead, what seems to be a common link is libertarian ideas -- we respect the benefits that strong cryptosystems and math can bring to society and think that innovations like the blockchain have the power to maintain our privacy, our freedom, and constitutional rights.

In the future it will be because of people like us that you get to keep shit posting on this board without being censored.
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>>29340387

Quick question, NEET.
Have you spoken to your parents lately? Are they happy with how you turned out? With how your life is progressing? Can you honestly say you haven't let them down?
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>>29340387
I get no pleasure from being at home all week. The money I get from work (which I already enjoy, I love manufacturing engineering) gives me the freedom to gour anywhere and do anything. Without it I would be trapped in one place, viewing the world through a screen.
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>>29343082
So you aren't a NEET, you earn money not through welfare and are gaining education.
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>>29343869
Most people on bux get around 8 - 15k per year. In 5 years that's enough to buy cheap property. In the US (I'm in Australia) -- you would look for a small town with basic services like a school, hospital, etc. The population would be under 10k but over 1k so it wouldn't be shitty enough that you wouldn't be able to find people to rent your NEET shack yet low enough that property isn't expensive as fuck. You're going to want at least 10k spare to pay for fees like conveyancing and upgrades to the house but if you make a cash offer you may be able to talk down a 50k house to 40k. After that, you can get rent on the house and use the house to take out a mortgage to pay for a home loan for a better house (and rent that out + use it to pay off the loan.)

All the rent you make will go towards paying off the second house and so will your bux but eventually it will be paid off and you'll have a shit load of surplus money. The whole thing took me about 8 years but I never actively worked or needed to do anything.

Also: protip -- if the house has weird features like saunas or hot tubs you can charge a shit load more rent under the guise that its luxury. These upgrades will only cost a few thousand but potentially net you thousands more each year. People really don't think that much when it comes to buying shit.
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>>29344272
I don't consult for companies. I work on new ideas in my spare time, publish papers, release software, work on open source projects ... sometimes I speak at conferences for the wage cucks but usually I don't because that means trying to hide from normie recruiters after the conference so its not too appealing for me.
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>>29344175
>Owing your parents anything
>Not recognizing that them making you was a selfish act within itself
Have fun living for other people, though.
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>>29343251
Unlike you, some people can't live with family and have to get an apartment. Maybe if you live in shitsburgh, middle of nowhere you can get an apartment for like $500-$600 a month. But in places that aren't awful rent for a 1 BR or even a studio can cost $700+. Then you have utilities, internet and food. You're at about $1100 there, less if you eat awful shit like ramen every day.

Hmmm so you get $1200 in NEETies, you are left with $100. Man, what a huge contribution to the needy.
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>>29344572
Sorry you're trapped in the rat race anon but I genuinely aren't. I own my own property and help out my community. Sucks to be you wagie
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>>29340387
This thread got another visit from me.
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>be me
>was self-employed economy-cuck for 8 years
>paid off a small house (900 sq ft) 3bd1ba
>Built a pole barn to hold my car and my Jeep, also home gym and small bar/couches/TV
>Retired at 31
>Tend bar 2 nights a week for fun and about $30k dollary-doos a year
>On track to have completely passive $25k a year with no debt, a house and vehicles by 35

being a self-sufficient NEET is nice. I don't have to worry about the economy or politics so I can just live life
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>>29343082
The NEET butthurt is out of control here
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>>29344128
You have to understand that 90% what neets call muh education is bullshit und what you have written could still be copied from somewhere else, but au contraire if what you say is true, then have my respect for understanding these subjects and their complexity. I myself support the idea of cryptography and am delighted to see someone here aware of that topic
> so why are you neet and not in a well-paying job at a bank :^)
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