>found out mummy and papa are leaving for 4th of July weekend
>gonna have the house to my self for 4 days
>tfw I get to masturbate as loudly and violently as I want
>non stop 4 day fap marathon
>fap until my balls are like raisins and I die
Sometimes life isn't so bad.
>>29339425
>when the gif is more interesting then the thread
You got fap material brah?
>the day comes
>rub one out
>feel like shit and lose the urge
>get blackout drunk instead
That's how it used to go for me
wow I remember when I used to make threads like this and be as excited as you op
that was years ago
god does time fly
have fun pupper, make sure to get some snacks and download some movies too
>>29339451
exhentai.org
I probably wont even get through a quarter of what I want to going for 4 days straight.
>>29339472
I have never felt shame or like shit after masterbating.
>>29339514
I have 3 onaholes (I know, not that many)
But I've gotten pretty good and making hands free fucking devices.
I haven't been this excited for a holiday in a while.
>>29339445
I wish I had a dog like that, just to dance when I feel sad
>>29339543
As someone who has ordered their first onahole and has yet to recieve it, what the fuck is the point of owning more than 1? Do the different textures really make that much of a difference
I can't imagine getting bored switching off between using hands and the fleshlight...
>>29339790
Two of them I bought when I was in Japan. Both pretty cheap. A hard one and a soft one. Both of them together cost under $20. Harder one was the better one by far.
I ordered the vacuum a few months ago. I don't know if I'll ever need any other. The vacuum witch is next level. I thought it was gonna suck my brain out of my dick.
Its nice to have variety to chose from. Some are easier to clean than others. And between my three there is a very noticeable difference between textures and softness.
What hole did you order?
>>29339875
I lied anon, I'm not nearly as weeb-y as I portray.
I ordered naught but a regular fleshlight and an anal toy off some gay site because they were objectively cheaper than the site's straight counterpart.
I still question if the 20% discount was worth the inescapable guilt I now face.
>>29339425
I imagine this image to be op
Let's continue kajdjsksbs
How can you fap loudly? Do you scream around like vid related or what?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0YFztThMyc
Also my fap marathon never exceeded two faps in a row. After that it just gets oversensitive and my armstrenght gives up before I can come a third time.
>>29339425
The Brazilian ethos simplified in one image
>>29339472
>rub one out
>feel like shit and lose the urge
Same. Whyyyyy
>>29339425
Enjoy bleeding from your peehole after so much masturbation. Enjoy being exhausted all the time, even when you sit all day and masturbate. Enjoy having stretch marks on your penis. Enjoy having a pain in your dick after some time. Enjoy not having an erection in the near future.
Does anyone know that doujin about a new student in high school that no one believes he's a man because he's so effeminate so the other men make him show them his dick? It used to be posted in /b/
>>29339425
>tfw no dancing doggo
>>29339425
>ywn be a carefree fit huehue boy dancing with your doggo in the street
Bumpi
Asdfghj
>>29339425
Good luck son.
Fap as the Founding Fathers would want you gap. No sleep, food or water.
>>29339425
>tfw they came back one day earlier
>tfw wrecked house and ballsack
lol your momma gonna get fucked by bbc all weekend
Perfect time to start nofap
