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>tfw no trap gf why even live
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>tfw no trap gf
why even live
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there are 3 of these fucking threads up right now, why post another?
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>>29338915

I have a trap gf, it's nice but not that great.

Sex is a hassle because she has to clean first and that takes like 15 minutes or something.

Also:

>she
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>>29338943
what a fucking retard holy shit
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>>29338971
he's the hero that r9k needs, trap threads are the fucking pits
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>>29338943
God speed, my totally original friend.
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>>29338948
>caring if it's a clean buttho
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>>29338915
I love this puffy qt
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iktf

I just want to eat some boi meat
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Hi guys

>>29338943

>I am anonymoose fear me xD
>Has three months of summer vacation from high school
>Spends it posting gore and other edgy pics in threads he'd normally ignore

Quality poast
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>>29339106

Sorry i don't want to smash shit with my dick and get ultra aids also fuck wearing condoms.
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>>29339618
You're fucking a dude, probably already have ultra aids. Now where'd you find a trap
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>>29338943

Please don't, it's the only thing keeping my depression at bay
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>>29339598
>ywn look like this
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>>29339598

>no ass

Nice one Pizza
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>>29338943
Thanks this trap garbage is getting way outta hand
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>>29340502
fuck you don't encourage the fucking normie
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>>29340502

You know there's these things called filters you can use it makes threads disappear when you key in specific words
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>>29340518
Fuck off faggot not all robots want to see your garbage.
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>>29340544
not all robots want to read your shit either fucker
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>>29340567
Maybe you should fuck off to /lgbt/ or /b/
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>>29340598
maybe you should fuck off to plebbit and make your own gay board where you're a mod instead of trying to make everyone here jump to your horn, nigger
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>>29340621
No (:
Eeuehs
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>>29339598
you forgot something pizza
don't worry though, i'm on top of it
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>>29340709

>kek montage.jpg
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your ass isn't that bad tbqh
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Traps look like SHIT irl. I can almost guarantee you have never heard anyone in real life talking fondly of them, how great they are, nobody talks about boipucci in real life, seriously don't get brainwashed and get a grip.
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>>29338943
Please do. I had the same idea but I don't stay in this shithole long enough for it to be worth my while.
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>>29340801

I figured that, but I'm too far gone to give a fuck. Good thing traps have standards and reject me at every turn.
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>>29340633
>>29340806

Protip: I will never, ever fucking do what you say. Not ever. This is not an ultimatum, this is not a threat, this is my fucking five-year plan. I don't give a fuck what you think you can do. You spam threads I'm browsing, I'll post on-topic, AND BUMP, just to spite you. You shitpost and I'll shitpost back with double the length, girth, and fucking intensity. You'll THINK you've killed a thread that's on page 9 and I'll bring it back while you're lying in bed. For every word you post, I will post three, and in the end, it is YOU who will tire.
>H-he'll get tired eventually! I have nothing to worry about!
Ha! Is that what you think? Get this through your thick head: I have read every page of Case Closed. I have filled EVERY codex entry in Warframe. I do meaningless, pointless, autistic shit for tens of hours at a time just to show that I CAN. I've been training at this for my entire life. I will go to any extreme to frustrate you. I will countersage. I will make twenty new threads and post in all of them. I will profile your posting with fucking MATH and hunt you on every board, every website, every state, and every country. Report me? My shell scripts can set up a new VPN in less time than it takes your shitty slavic dial-up to load the button. I don't care who you are. Become a mod and I'll spend every dime I have and every waking minute bringing this site down on top of us both. If you're the president, I'll cause a civil war and hang you from a fucking gibbet.
>"I-it's just copypasta! He can't be serious!"
This isn't fucking Reddit, where you can bend the consensus over with a few bots and some upvotes. It's not Twitter, where you can pay some memelord to RT you and buy a few hundred followers. This is 4CHAN, motherfucker, and you have no domain here.
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>>29340801
honestly, one of the things that really started to wean me off of trannies and traps was meeting them in real life. Nearly every time it never lived up to my expectations.

I'm gonna actually pay for a hot near pornstar-level one one day and see how I feel then.
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>tfw no asian trap bf
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>>29340843
holy shit, is this pasta? if not, it should be.
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>>29340843
>Attempting to exercise power over an imageboard because he has no power to exercise in real life.
>You sad bastard
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>>29340967

This.

By fighting this useless battle you only allow yourself to be distracted by degenerates when you could be out making real change, and thus, the jews win.
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>>29340945
I'll tell you what it is: the truth, and that's all you fucking need to know.

>>29340967
He'll try to exercise "power" and I'll be there to slap him down every fucking second of the way. This idiot's soft. Gore? Spiderman? I've been here for twelve years. I have a fucking postgrad degree in this shit. Why am I doing this, you ask? After all, it's none of my business, isn't it? Wrong. He fucked with my board. He MADE it my business.
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>>29340801
My cousin's gf of years and years looks worse than this though.

Hell, most (if not all) women look worse IRL than in pictures.

I'll agree that traps are not the perfection they are made out to be, but nor are the majority of women.
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>>29340843
Get a grip dude, holy shit.
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>tfw no frail trap gf
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>>29338943
Thank you from me and all other anons who hate tranny trash,they got like 7 other boards to post on
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>>29339618
>>29338948
When will people realize that if you don't eat garbage you won't even need an enema if not hitting shit is all you are concerned about? I've never used an enema before, all I do is shit and there's never any residue or chunks left behind. Tell him to eat more fiber.
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>>29341096
i just want to be able to pick my trap gf up with 1 arm easily

i want my trap gf to need to cuddle me for warmth even during the summer because they're under 140lbs
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>>29341090
>>29341101
Here's an idea: How about you stop trying to get a grip on my fucking board? How would that be? The promise remains. I'll buy my mains 4chan GOLD just for that added speed when I'm fighting you. I have a custom-designed multi-monitor interface just for posting on this board. I WANT you to do it! I want to see just how long it takes me to break you.
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>>29338915
How can a trap be ur gf if they're not a girl, wouldn't that make them your bf?
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>>29338943
Are you new to 4chan? We've seen it all before retardo it's not going to be new or shocking to us. People do it in the trap threads on /b/ and the trap threads still exist.
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>>29341119
I am 135 and I produce more heat than my 200 lb bf.
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>>29341141

boys can be girls too
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>>29338915
check this wisdom
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Where do you guys get your trap porn from? Amateurs on tumblr or something?
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>>29341139

>gays
>filthy shit fucking degenerates

Pick two
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>>29341700

Quoted the wrong post but it applies to everyone here
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Traps are terrible relationship material because they are going through a lot of changes in their life they will leave you out of nowhere.
The female hormones also turn them into roasties.

Get a bf instead, none of you will ever find a trap that's loyal and wants a long term relationship. They only want orbiters to buy shit for them and Chad.
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>>29341674
isn't leviticus old testament
what are you, a kike
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>>29341705
Did you think I'd left? I'm still here, you know. You just bought yourself a quagmire.
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I'm on Spiro. AMA.
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>>29341432
top kek

neck mentally damaged people will be saying their animals in human bodies so it's ok for them to fuck animals
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>>29338948
So you're not living the dream when you run your dick up that ass seam? And having had a sexual encounter with a trap, the enema stuff does tend to be a hassle.
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>>29341749
>neck
jejeje
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>>29341748

wtf is spiro
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>>29341850
It blocks testosterone.
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>>29341867

are you a femboy or trans?

what if I wanted to suck your dick?
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Remember to hide and report all shill threads. It's been proven that they push this garbage on here please don't fall for it. I'm so sick of seeing this disgusting crap every time I come on here. I saw another anon saying he will post gore and considering I'm a neet who's on here 24/7 I'll be joining him.
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>>29341906
I dunno. I don't think about it.

I'm either excited or flattered.
Felt fuzzy on the inside.
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>>29341921
Don't do that, it's a colossal waste of time comparable to Luditism. Perhaps you want to try something else such as raising a cactus.
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>>29341938
I've got nothing better to do. I'll single handedly clean up r9k if I have too. I have all the time in the world and several things to post from. I'm sick of these mentally ill freaks infesting this board and I'm going to do what I can to stop it
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>>29341932

Would you post bp?
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>>29338943
More gore less animal abuse pls.
It's not my thing sempai.
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>>29341965
4chan was made for mentally ill freaks. You're not going to clean this place up. Not even Dial soap could do that.
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>>29341921

>>29341965
You could read a book instead. Have you read Sartre? No Exit is the definition of a terrible house party. At least that's my opinion.
Avoid Descartes though, unless you want to have an amnesia.

>>29341973
My camera isn't good enough to do justice to my glorious behind <3
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>>29341965
Also, tell me if you find this image somewhat funny.
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>>29342007
>My camera isn't good enough to do justice to my glorious behind <3

I don't care. I'm curious if you're really a qt or all talk.
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>>29342036
eh i dont want to post my face on a board but ill find the least nonymous pic
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>>29342007
Can I ask why you choose to post here instead of /lgbt/ or /b/? Why do you feel the need to try and ruin our boards culture with this? Seriously it's cool if you fell for the trap shill like a retard but please just stop
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>>29342048
I'm not going to respond to that.
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>>29342048

The better question is why are you hanging around in a gay thread?
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>>29342055
>>29342071
Whatever I'm leaving thank you guys so much for ruining our board.
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>totally just fell for lewd picture bait
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>>29342094

Nice butt. Have you ever hooked up with a guy before?
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>>29342113
No. Guys are actually very shy and awkward and I'm bad at reciprocating.
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>>29342026
what does it say
organo
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>>29342131
Like I can't tell if it's a joke or not, I just assume everyone is extremely intelligent and capable of immense levels of humor.
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>>29342131

Are you interested? I'm bi-curious myself but its hard to find guys I'm attracted to.
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>>29342145
I can only transliterate, since such phrases do not exists outside of slavic cultures.

"gospodi yopt tvoyu maty yobaniy v rot da nu nah"

It's about as rude as
"god fkn lord motherfcker faggotshit fuck it "
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>>29342048
>our boards culture
U wot m80?
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>>29342171
I don't think about it.
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>>29342188
Will you guys stop fucking around and post some original traps that I can fap to?
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>>29342188

Give me some contact info so I can see more butt.
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>>29342201
I don't have any because pornography is evil.
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Can you guys make a believable girl voice?
http://vocaroo.com/
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>>29342224
evil more like exceptionally good
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>tfw was never able to be a trap
>tfw will never be able to get a trap bf
Pure trap on trap love will always be out of my grasp.
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Slap me and call me a whore
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>>29342261
I'm not exactly sure what you mean by that statement.

>>29342289
I am very very sorry, Anon.
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>>29342304
Actually I'm not sorry. If you're determined and crafty enough you can fuel that into amazing works of artistry.
See: any MLG montage parody.
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>>29338915
Traps only exist in pictures on the internet, silly OP.

In real life they are unattainable.

Let that sink in.
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>>29342297
99 percent cute
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>>29342343

>mfw robin turned me down cause I wanted to suck his dick
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>>29342383
u wot
is he that picky
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>imagining your trap gf as an aging 35 year old grotesque monster constantly taking hormones to try and stop from becoming some rotting agender living corpse

All qt boi pussies turn into non qt wrinkly Men
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>>29342393
>is he that picky

You're implying him and people like him do not literally have AN INFINITE AMOUNT OF ATTENTION of all kinds - sexual, friendship, whatever.

Not "a lot." Not "slightly more than they can handle."

INFINITE.

As in Robin could not possibly, not for all the remaining days in his lifespan, get around to knowing and / or fucking every person who wants or could want his time and companionship / interest / whatever. And I'm just using him as an example, not him specifically.

Someone like Bailey Jay or similar would go beyond that.

Point is, people like that don't need friends. They don't need you, or your dick, or your humor, great personality, ideas, or nearly all else you have to "offer" them that average or normal people sometimes look for because they have this INFINITELY.

They don't need much of anything from you besides your money.

People who are born beautiful don't need you. Period. End of story. They need your money just like nearly every other person on the planet needs easy money. And when they have it - get the fuck gone, on to the next wallet. The only thing that warrants more attention from them is how big your wallet is and how easy they can get it from you. And don't think for a fucking second dumping dosh on them is going to change the nature of that relationship going forward. Buy a chick a car and you're just a really "nice guy" who bought her a car - same cucked white knights who donate thousands to camgirls and chicks on Twitch.

Takes all of 15-30 minutes in the bathroom and some good camera angles / lighting for a 8 or 9 to go to a 10.

If you're born a 5, I don't care if you spend $100k on plastic surgery, you ain't becoming a fucking 10. And assuming you do spend the money on surgery, by the time you can afford it, you'll be too old for it to matter.

ThatsLifeSon.jpg
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>>29342393

Nah I'm just whining. It was really my fault, I kinda lost interest once I knew he wasn't into that, but then he kept getting hotter and hotter, so I got over the whole "don't touch my dick" thing and made a serious move, but by that time he was beyond peons like myself. Still my favorite trap though <3
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>>29338915
I know one actual trap but he's taken. I hang with him/her/it sometimes whenever a rave party happens. Pretty dope, never thought even once of trying to have sex with him/her/it
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Being a slut is fun
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>>29342486

>Point is, people like that don't need friends. They don't need you, or your dick, or your humor, great personality, ideas, or nearly all else you have to "offer" them that average or normal people sometimes look for because they have this INFINITELY.

So true. That's why I wasn't even mad when I got turned down, even a not so popular trap like Robin must be getting tons of attention from much more interesting and valuable people than myself. At the time it just seemed possible though so I went for it, I mean he was literally on gif giving out the deets looking for dick.

It is sad though being so interested in someone and knowing there is no room for you in their life, but its also inspiring in a way, I want those sort of options as well, must be nice.
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>>29342599
>but its also inspiring in a way
>must be nice

Only thing it inspires me to do is bash his face off with a baseball bat to make him like the rest of us and see how he fares.

Genetic lottery winners make me jelly mad beyond words.
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>>29342690
So you're ugly on the inside as well...
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>tfw no melbourne cuddlebuddy to dress up for me in cute slutty outfits and panties
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>tfw no bf to cuddle and fug
Why live?
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Quick, fight them with what they can't have.
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>>29342690

Robin isn't really that genetically gifted though, he just has an average body and a cute face, which is only cute because he lasered his facial hair off and he has a youthful haircut.

Hes an average hairless bloke, he just happened to make sexy trap porn by taking advantage of every trick in the book, built up a fanbase, and cashed in on it. Its not so much genetics as it is his consistency with providing good content to his market.

I mean look at this pic, you can clearly see hes just a dude in drag.
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>>29342943
His face isn't even cute, if he didn't dress like a girl he'd get no attention from anyone really. Trapchasers are easy, that's
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I would feel worse about no trap gf if they weren't all sluts
As it is, they seem to be even bigger attention whores than cunts
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>tfw trap with no trap gf

I'll never experience the purest form of love. ; _;
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>>29342804
No, I just dismiss the notion of fucking civility when life gives you lemons.

When life gives you lemons you destroy everyone else's shit so now no one has anything. Or better, you just take everyone else's lemons and become the fucking lemon king.

No amount of work, nor perseverance, nor discipline nor dedication - no amount of effort, no matter how herculean or protracted will ever, EVER allow you or I or anyone remotely like us to be "like that." To be this wonderful little special something top of the social and sexual food chain.

Take a quarter of a million dollars and give it to the greatest team of cosmetic surgeons on the fucking planet and they will not be able to turn you into that - and by the time you amassed the money you would be too old for it to matter.

Do you fucking get it? People like that HAVE EARNED NOTHING. They have done JACK SHIT to be admired yet are admired non-stop by everyone.

Meanwhile the litany of people who do work critical to society and essential to the survival of the civilization and species are at best a fucking footnote.

No, it's disgusting. A disgusting reminder of how fucked up life is when all someone like that needs to do is BE BORN, throw on some makeup, take a few pictures with the right angle, and poof people want you and are offering you money just to watch you jack off. Because you were born with just the right amount of X and Y chromosomes to make you androgynous or "beautiful."

No, it makes me want to mangle every last one of them and put them in equal footing. Then we'll see who they really are when bereft of this wonderful little advantage they DID NOTHING to achieve besides getting squeezed out of the right fucking snatch.
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>>29343037
You know, before the internet people used to write books.
You have yet to define beauty.
You seem to define beauty as genetic traits.
You are therefore a racist.
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>>29343107
a combination of certain but unspecified genetic traits*
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>>29342951

>if he didn't dress like a girl he'd get no attention from anyone really.

Well yeah that is his bread and butter, but I like his normal mode too, but probably because I know what its capable of.
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i want a cute trap bf that likes anime and vidya so we can play and watch together m
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>>29343172
>starts curling hair
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>>29343156
I mean, his body is thoroughly average, to be frank, and his face is decent but nothing special. In terms of the twink/femboy look I look a lot better both in and out of clothes, I just don't feel the need to dress up to get attention
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>tfw unwanted shitskinned tranny
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>>29343285
>tfw dark nipples and cock instead of cute pink and white
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>>29343200

>In terms of the twink/femboy look I look a lot better both in and out of clothes

p-prove it!

No but seriously, I'm sure you can out twink him, but it doesn't matter since he still manages to find a way to make what he has work for him and his fans. To me his appeal goes beyond his appearance, I didn't really fall for him until I learned more about him, heard his voice, and saw him just chilling playing video games.
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I want attention :C
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>>29343107
"Define beauty" are you fucking kidding me?

That which is intrinsically desired by people.

Done. Fucking happy? People like me are not innately desirable. If anything I was born innately repulsive. What now Sherlock? What's your fucking master plan? Mine is to tell Sherlock to fuck off and become Moriairty - or fuck that, just become Mr. Hyde.

What fucking good does it do to waste your life aspiring to be "the beutiful hero" everyone loves and adores that you can never become? I'd rather just become the fucking villain at that point.

People already hate me for how I look, they might as well hate me for how I act too. There's no fucking incentive to try knowing you'll never be physically attractive no matter how much you lift, get fit, or even gobble up life threatening steroids. None of it will change your face, regrow your hair, or make you into this special unique whatever that people list after.

So fuck it - be the villain. Be the bad guy. Who gives a fuck? Certainly not anyone else - they're going to be repulsed by you either fucking way. Fuck altruism. Fuck being nice. Fuck helping people or even being considerate. I don't want to help anyone because not only does no one want to help me - I cannot BE HELPED.
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>>29343343
would maybe do so if I didn't hate posting things in public places like this :p

but also, yeah don't fall into the falling for traps stuff etc, misery ensues.
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>>29343323

lktf, Iad
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>>29343409
Alright, close enough. According to humanology and peoplenometry beautiful is that which is healthy. Those two things go together. This is why smokers appear unattractive because of their dry skin and bewildered look. Does not signal health.

Do you eat crisps or consume energy drinks or stay up late?
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>>29343495
Which my point is, basically don't. Beauty is skin deep, but being attractive a different thing, but being desired takes no effort whatsoever.
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>>29343393
here you go famalam
how is it not original
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>>29343414

>would maybe do so if I didn't hate posting things in public places like this :p

You could just show me!

>but also, yeah don't fall into the falling for traps stuff etc, misery ensues.

You don't have to tell me, I learned that the hard way. Normally I can avoid it, but I just have a weakness for traps, they push all the right buttons, and since they are so rare I can't just rationalize the feelings away with "plenty of fish in the sea". Its a terrible feeling though yes.
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>>29343393
>wear make up
>dress decently
>join uni loser club (games, weebshit, comics, movies)
>go to a con
>????
>attain over 410 billion orbiters
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>>29343571
maybe, if ya have a kik or something
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Pizza make me so hard
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>>29343578
Everyone in university is either a chad or a /b/tard.
Also, here's already one that passes better than I do and I'm discouraged. Going to switch schools.
Could go to a con though.

I'm working on my resting bitch face.
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>>29343571
>I just have a weakness for traps

>tfw now even hairless skinny boys seem cute to me
also guys are better friends than girls tbhfam
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>>29338943
I wish you luck in your quest, anon
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>>29343622
>chad or a /b/tard
Florida?
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>>29343705
If my country was USA then Florida would be my school.
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>>29343719
It sounds wonky because both are nations but you get my point.
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>>29343616

My kik is mechshit.

I promise not to get all clingy and shit, I just like chatting with cute people.

>>29343635

>also guys are better friends than girls tbhfam

That's a big part of the appeal for me. I just can't relate to girls, and I see them as being these stuck cunts who throw out bread crumbs of attention to beta males from their balcony. For years I hammered it into my head not to be one of those guys, but I never prepared myself for traps, who I tend to just see as feminine guys, forgetting that the attention that they receive still puts a huge gap between us.
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>>29343495
I fucking pull 225kg off the ground in my bare fucking hands while weighing 77kg @ 5ft 10.

Guess what - it doesn't make a differencs if I added another 2 plates to that. Doesn't make a difference if I was twice as strong or got shredded.

>being desired takes no effort whatsoever.

You're right - being desired takes no effort when you look like a 10/10 effeminate trap or can make yourself look like one with 30 minutes of effort like Robin.

People intrinsically are drawn to that. They are intrinsically repulsed by me. Good for them - probably better for them in the long run. No one wants to be around someone this misrable. So just fucking go.

I'm sick of trying. Sick of constantly exerting effort to be friendly, be empathetic, offer insight and cunning, try try try try to be the best I can fucking be when all people care about are things I CANNOT BE NO MATTER WHAT I DO.

I could pour my heart into writing to most compelling novel or piece of music I could imagine and people wouldn't give a shit. Meanwhile a passing trap can fap on Chaturbate and get thousands of people oogling them and throwing money at them.

I could cure a rare form of fucking cancer and post the cure on Twitter for the world to have and it would get fewer eyes on it than some trap's random selfie.

Do you fucking get it? I could do these things or out forth immense effort trying to do these things. I could take every ounce of SELF I have and bend it towards the most positive, uplifting, and useful pursuits I could imagine - AND IT WOULD STILL NOT MAKE ME "BEAUTIFUL" to this fucking standard because I was not magically BORN that way.

So if people cannot be swayed by all the positive, why should anyone care if I become a black hole of pessimism and negativity?

Unless you turn into Holmes, Lanza, or Cho - they fucking don't care.
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>>29343779
>>also guys are better friends than girls tbhfam
Yeah, it's fucking awesome. Imagine having a best friend, a gaming buddy and stuff, who was also a cuddle and lewd buddy.
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>>29344161
>Imagine having a best friend, a gaming buddy and stuff, who was also a cuddle and lewd buddy
this is my dream senpai ;_;
it just seems perfect
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>>29344161
YEAH, IMAGINE - BECAUSE THAT'S AS CLOSE AS YOU'RE EVER GOING TO GET TO THIS LITTLE FANTASY.

FUCK ME. Do people not understand this? There's nothing here but fucking pain. Every time one of these trap threads gets posted - it's nothing but fucking pain and I want nothing more than to cease being reminded that "HEY BY THE WAY HERE IS ANOTHER SPECIAL INTIMATE SOMETHING YOU WILL NEVER HAVE"

GOD DAMNIT is it not a natural fucking human reaction to lash out at that when you're ceaselessly tormented with this? Is it not a fucking natural reaction to simply destroy that which you can never have so it will STOP TORMENTING YOU?
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>>29344231
m-mine too, but the qt bots are never
MELBOURNE
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>>29338915
source? i've seen them before but dont remember source
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I'm getting hormones in a week, and I can't wait
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>>29344261
i live in a one of the worst shitholes in Europe full of intolerant fuckers
bad luck as well
also i need to get /fit/, because no one would want a fatty
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>>29338915
>>tfw no trap gf
>why even live
>>/lgbt/

I'm getting sick of this shit
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>>29344161
>>29344231
>>29344253
>>29344261

brehs, i need this in my life
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Fuck you homos.
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All these lewd fetishists itt. I actually fell in love with a qt trap that gave me the strength to get a good job and clean my life up. I miss her so much.
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>>29344364
me too, anon. :(

origami
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>>29344453
Let me guess she left you for someone after she got whatever she wanted from you?

Why robots never learn, trannies are worse than cis females. Never ever fall in love, date, marry, kiss, cuddle, hold hands, etc.
If you really need, just fuck their ass and throw them out of your houses.
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>>29344453
Did you ever talk to her?
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>>29338943
Thank you origianl
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>>29344453

Yume a kyoot~

>>29340373

Take the hormones anon

>>29340472

I dunno it's getting a little bit bigger lately. I've been eating a lot more and exercising.

>>29340709

Lol my secret identity is safe
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>>29344371
i don't know if i would a boy irl tho senpaifam (but i'd like to try at least)
the relationship with a qtboy, sharing hobbies, being lewd and all that just sound so perfect
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>>29344453
booktuber?
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>>29344652
>sharing hobbies, being lewd and all that just sound so perfect
Why can't it be a girl instead? Is sword fighting that fun?
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>>29338943
You and your kind tried this before, your predecessors all failed miserably.

1 month, 2 months, 6 months etc, everyone tried for as long as they were willing to withstand the sight of google captchas and their gore folders. All for the purpose of ridding their safe space of another fetish among plenty that they do not agree with.

At the end of their crusade they were each and everyone not to be considered mentally stable anymore, at least the little humanity they had before is now gone, gone with the wasted time of their life spent on a sorry corner of the internet spamming images that would make their old granny have a heart attack.

The only thing they managed to accomplish was moving peoples fapping habits away from /b/ temporarily to /gif/, but the increased amount of threads and bumps generated by these sorry excuses for men only boosted the fetish's growth. 4 years ago it was questionable and people didn't like confessing it, but after the gore and Vivian spamming that a group of anons fanatically spammed for almost a year on /b/ was over the trap fantasies on 4chan reach new heights in its wake.

I can most certainly say that your little board activism will fail and will not make any difference outside of the day your work is seen. Instead of learning something new, experiencing life or enjoying a hobby for the next 3 months that you say you have, you will just remember this summer as the one you accomplished nothing even though you used up so much energy to sit by your computer and worked on nothing.

The only thing you may change in the long run is the increased traffic for traps, as the last ones did.
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>>29344652

Yeah. Its just seem like you get lewd sex and companionship without the drama and responsibility that comes with dealing with woman, like having a clone except hes cute and fuckable.
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>>29344779
>Why can't it be a girl instead?
i've never had fun with a girl
>Is sword fighting that fun?
i don't know how it feels

although if i met a girl that is interesting, likes what i like and accepts me i definitely would be happy senpai

still i wanna try bl before i die
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>>29344652
>>29344823
>>29344901

Holy shit. HOLY SHIT JUST STOP.

ITS A FUCKING LIE - do you fucking understand? Its a fucking lie!

Passable traps receive TEN THOUSAND TIMES the amount of attention in A SINGLE DAY than you will receive in your fucking lifetime.

THEY HAVE NO NEED OF YOU.

THEY HAVE NO WANT OF YOU.

The ONLY and I mean the absolute ONLY thing they require is money. And giving them this, even to the point of going full on sugar daddy, WILL NOT ingratiate this person to you because they will STILL have an infinite amount of attention from countless other willing sexual and financial partners - and sooner or later, someone's gonna have a bigger dick and more money than you.

God DAMN you people need to get your head out of your fucking ass and realize this. They are not "guys." They are chicks with an androgynous body, and the rules of hypergamy still fucking apply kids. They get more play on Kik / Tinder / Twitter SOLELY FOR EXISTING than you will get in a decade.

That kind of attention changes people, regardless of their gender. Do you get that? It makes them understand in very short order that they don't have to pick you because they have THOUSANDS of people just like you ready to shower them with gifts and attention. YOU CANNOT OFFER THEM ANYTHING UNIQUE OR SPECIAL.
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>>29345201
i'm not even talking about traps tho
cuteboy doesn't have to be a trap
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>>29345302

Same fucking thing and not enough difference to matter.
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>>29345410
originelresponse
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>>29345201

I know, but can't a man dream?
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>>29345201
Women are still worse. A disgusting hamplanet will still get loads of attention of offers from men. Cute females will always have it easier than traps. Everything is handed to them and they can get whatever they want. At least traps have had to struggle at some point in life and usually have good hobbies.
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>>29345449
>>29345503
Yeah dream your fucking life away. But deluding yourself in threads like this is fucking pointless because it's never going to happen.

Some twinky femboy or trap is never, EVER going to be your chill gaming bro or want to listen to your shit or get intimate unless you too are a twinky femboy or passing trap or Chad or some 10/10 chick.

Femboys and Traps are not your bro and they're not my bro.

They're fucking attention whores who do it for attention and money.

LET THAT SINK IN GOOD.

If they are posting their shit on the internet, they're doing it for attention and money. Not because they want or need your friendship, or someone to play games with, or someone "cool" to hang out with.

And given the internet can get them LITERALLY INFINITE ATTENTION AT LITERALLY ANY GIVEN MOMENT OF THE DAY...what in the FUCKING FUCK do you think that leaves them with?

The fucking need for easy money. And THAT is all they fucking need out of you Mr Cuck McWhiteknight. So get your wallet out and donate to their PayPal and buy them shit off Amazon. Maybe they send you some nice pictures as thanks. But they're not your friend. They're not your bro. They're not your GF. They're not anything but what they are: special unique snowflakes born with the right set of chromosomes to look a certain way thats accepted as beautiful, or someone who started close enough to get there with popping Spiro and applying some makeup.

God damn this fucking cancer
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>>29345572
Fucking disagree unless the trap is Chris-chan tier.

Anyone remotely passing may have gone through some shit while they were still a boy, but as soon as they cross the threshold, the fucking ocean of chasers turns them effectively into just the same thing as women. Really something worse tbqh because of how intensely chasers chase.
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>>29345633

I love your posts, so brutally honest, but a bit too bitter.
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>>29345664
Not at all. Chasers only want to fuck them, not commit to them or be seen in public with them. Women will always have an army of whiteknights and cucks at their feet ready to sign away all of their shit. Chad will still take a roastie over a passable traps. Even /r9k/ shits on average traps or any of them that aren't 10/10. Meanwhile, some disfigured fat roastie will still have a thread full of cucks begging her to be their belly gf.
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>>29345726
That's what I fucking do. And I'm bitter because I have the right to be bitter. Because I've lived too long at 31 years old and seen too much shit not to feel jaded and wronged and bitter about it.

>>29345736
Total concentrated horseshit.

Chad will gladly fuck a passing trap. He's Chad. He's fucking anyone and anything he wants. NEWS FLASH THATS THE DEFINITION OF CHAD.

Yeah some 2/10 hamplanet will have fetishists or similar fat dudes swarming over her like flies on honey.

But don't you fucking sit there like even a 5/10 trap isn't getting hounded by chasers routinely just for existing. I fucking follow dozens of them on Twitter - I should know. They have THOUSANDS of followers and they don't do shit. Don't do porn, don't post much at all, and when they do it's not "content" it's the fucking occasional selfie taken with perfect makeup / lighting / angle whatever.

And ooooohbhhh the likes swarm in by the hundreds! I'm sure that immediate gratification and validation must feel sooooo mmmm hhhnnnggg gooood! Just at ANY TIME.

No fuck you, you dense motherfucker if you think you or I or any robot like us could do the same. Or that you would remain the same if that shit were happening to you and you got daily unsolicited offers of sex or money

Wise the fuck up
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>>29345633

>tfw no angry bitter cuteboy neet to befriend and play vidya with and eventually earn his respect which in turn changes his warped view of trans people as a whole and also improves his general mood and happiness.

Oh anon..
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>>29345201
>>29345633
>>29345664
>>29345736
Purge the deluded heretics, brother.
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>>29345952
You are literally the problem. Go away, rethink your life.
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>>29346053

Whatever do you mean? I'm an innocent cherub.
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>>29338943
thanks based anon
oregano comment
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>>29345952
can u post some new feet pics

i want to fap to the idea of your soft pale soles stepping on my face and my penis
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>>29345736
actually I love being seen in public with transgirls, they're like trophies of my conquest for the normalfag masses to gaze upon in envy
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>>29344453
>I miss her so much.


Did you break up? What happened?
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>>29345951
Did I ever say robots somehow have it easy or could do the same? No, so stop putting words into mouth. The point is simple. Women have it easier than traps and traps aren't as awful as women. Therefore, if you're going to like one of the other, traps are the better choice. If you really think that traps have it better than women then you're beyond deluded and only out to push your anti-trap agenda.

>>29346200
The majority of normalfags aren't envious of traps and you're not a robot or a chaser. You're another normalfag.
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>>29345952
You're welcome to try. But no amount of flirtation will dispel a lifetime of experience.
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I don't want some psuedo-tranny's mental issues to deal with. I would rather just have a normal qt boy to play vidjya and do innawoods things with.
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>>29346268
I am a chaser though
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>>29338943

>Explaining your narcissism.

No need, do as you please. You deserve it, it's all you have.
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>>29346289
You cease to be a chaser if you succeed in capturing what you've been chasing or can get it with ease. Then you're simply a normalfag with a fetish for dicks.
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>>29346268
Hhahaha what bullshit. It's not an anti-trap agenda. It's a fucking truth agenda.

It's a fucking anti-delusion agenda.

This stupid notion that some trap is going to magically descend from the internet or the delusion that you can woo one into a relationship WHEN THERE ARE THOUSANDS TRYING TO DO THE SAME WITH BETTER LOOKS AND MORE MONEY THAN YOU is a fucking faerie tale.

And if you want to spend your life believing in a dream that's never coming true then fucking be my guest. See how far that gets you when you're 30-something or 40-something and still think you're going to have that magical trap GF You can spend your life with.
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I'm ugly as fuck but also rich (thanks daddy) and I own a 70 Boss 429 so that has to count for something right? Any takers?
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>>29339598
My god I want to fuck Pizza so bad, it's my biggest dream, to fuck Pizza all night

>tfw pizza will never be your tranny gf

I want to cut my nuts off
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>>29346345
How retarded are you? I never said any of that. Quote where I said it's easy to get in a relationship with a trap or that there's no competition. All I said is that roasties are worse by far and that if you're going to like one or the other, then traps are the better choice.
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why are these threads always so hostile
why do chasers enable these mentally deranged trannies
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>>29338943
Implying anyone from pre2012 or 07 would not be desensitized. Nice joke
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>>29341921
Anon. Why don't yout like me? I'm a robot 2 please don't be mean to me because I like these threads because they make me happy I'm a trapneet
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>>29341119
I am 130 pounds and like 5'6
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