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Oh look, it's that thread again, with the same 3 lewdfaggots playing Overwatch
are ausbots prepared for the incoming cold ronery weekend?
tfworigi
i've got exams this weekend that i've not studied for
r.i.p me
>>29338481
I am prepared. My fortnightly autism check is just in and I was able to restock on coco, incense, fire wood, and candles. It's warm and comfy in my bed oniichan. I am going to ride out this storm while the rain hammers my windows.
failed stage 2 maths paper
only 800 bucks down the drain
>>29338481
Fucking, why is battle.net so shit? just wanted to play ow with qtbots but it's down atm in Aus.
pretty sure i failed my exams
im so fucked
>>29339099
Ouch, uni math is hard, anon. Better luck next time.
>>29339067
weekend exams are prettyrough, try to get some last minute cramming in, anon.
>>29339162
>tfw I only had one exam to do to finish my degree, and I was too disgusting to even study for it until the day before so I probably did too
I hate melf.
>>29339099
>>29339162
>>29339171
looks like we're all in the same boat for exams.
what uni/degree you guys doing?
>>29339153
are there that many qts on overwatch?
>>29339219
economics and philosophy lmao, how fucked am i
>>29339072
with no drugs? like at all?
>>29338481
Who /kiwi/ here?
I can't wait to finish my final accounting exam tomorrow. I can't wait to just be fucking done for the tri.
>>29339067
Study now faggit
>>29339252
yeah i go to auckland uni, got final exam on monday
>>29339243
Taking a break from drugs for a while. I used to use drugs irresponsibly in the past and overdosed. Not the best experience in the world but maybe someday ill do them again. Just got to stay away from neurotoxic stuff like MDMA ...
>>29339040
i need a vibe connected to my left clickor a bf
>>29339269
Welly fag here, studying at vic.
Good luck dude.
>>29339219
I dunno, we were playing in a 4 or 5 stack last night. It got pretty homo thoughit was awesome
>>29339321
more like we got our butt kicked
>>29339287
someone to grind into your prostate everytime you heal him like a good little slut?
>>29339329
n-no, we only lost the last game or two, stop ragequitting on us ;____;
>>29339321
It's not gay to like boipucci. It's gay not to
>>29339235
economics doesn't sound too bad and as long as you're enjoying philosophy and it's not killing your gpa then you're fine.
>>29339252
i want to study but i've never studied since the hsc so i've forgotten how. i'll probably make it a habit again next semester but i think i have to accept tanking these exams.
>>29339321
sounds fun. i'd like to join but overwatch is so expensive.
>>29339339
>implying you weren't the one who rage quit
>>29339345
b-but what if I want it to be thegey?
>>29339348
Yeah, it's definitely overpriced for what it is, Australian prices are insane
>>29339354
b-but I've never raged at overwatch in my life ;-;
>>29339320
what are the halls of residence like, i might move down to vic next year
>>29339348
Just read through your textbook or the lecture slides.
It's better than nothing.
>>29339339
yes pls
i need someone to pound my prostate every time i save someoneeventually it will condition me to only get hard while healing
>>29339321
>fagses?
>>29339368
Live with my parents, so I dunno.
>>29339374
does overwatch have controller support on pc? sorta hard to lewd someone while playing with a mouse and keyboard, controllers are great for that though, even though they're casual af
>>29339382
>.gif
>unanimated
neck. self.
>>29339372
your care for me has inspired me.
thanks anon i hope you have a nice day you sweetheart.
>>29339402
i think it does?
haven't tried
is halo 5 multiplayer fun
>>29339274
agreed on mdma. psys otoh
>>29339432
You too anon. Let's work hard and see each other next thread.
who /faded/ here?
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l e w d d e w d s
>>29339685
>gif
step up the sluttery anon
>>29339722
>1.46mb
newfag
Tasfag here, send help it's like antarctica here.
>>29339771
Here too, anon, freezing af in Melbourne. Supposed to storm all weekend.
>tfw nobody to hide under blankies with
>>29339771
start a fire in your room
>>29339252
>trimester
LMAO KEK
>>29338481
>tfw have qt gay bf in my room to snuggle up to
>prefer to occupy the single bed myself
>make him sit on uncomfortable chair
>>29338481
>tfw brisfag
>tfw big storm coming this weekend and will likely be floods
>tfw live in an area that never floods
>mfw all the normalshits get rekt in floods while i am comfily cuddled up in bed watching anime and cuddling my dakimakura
>tfw still can't connect
f-fine, I didn't want to play anyway ;-;
>>29339882
>tfw no qtpie gf to trap under the blanked after i belt out a massive warm fart
>>29339904
the absolute madman
>>29339943
we had some floods here last week, there is a whole town under water, aerial photos show the tops of houses poking out of the water it was fucking nuts
>>29339922
why you do this? for what purpose?
>>29339987
blanket*
cant correct spelling, not original enough
>>29339988
Far too comfortable make any sorta sacrifice / compromise.
>>29340018
>legit boomerang in background.
>tfw a cute girl will never take her panties off in front of you
>normie roommate brings ~8 of his normie friends into the apartment, then leaves
>they're all in the lounge room
>tfw hiding in my bedroom
fuck fuck fuck
>>29340096
that sounds genuinely awful :(
>>29340050
b-but what if I want her to leave them on, panties are cute.
>>29340096
are they going to rape you? why hide?
>>29340018
fair enough as long as you dont think youre being an arse. priorities i guess
>>29340096
talk to them. maybe theyll give you some fuck.
>>29338481
Fuck Australia I hope you get nuked by India
>>29340188
>tfw introverted normie
>roomate has friends over then goes out
>I go to get a drink from the fridge
>one thing led to another, and I ended up getting past around and spitroasted by all 8 of them
I rage quit again. It's too frustrating. This is almost as bad as playing black ops 2. At least you can cheat in black ops 1 with the shotgun ;-------;
just got mercy imp skin boiz
now I'm the succubus(male)
>>29340273
f-fugg, yes, can't wait until you suck me off wearing tha, anon.
>>29340270
stahp
come back
>>29340214
hot!
original scenario
>>29340270
w-what frustrates you, anon?
>>29340212
i'm australian and i hope this too
Why are Australians so fucking gay
>>29340307
Because smooth boybutts and cocks are honestly the best, desu.
>>29340307
Anon can I suck you off? I won't tell anyone
>>29340317
I'M SICK OF ALL YOU FUCKING HOMOS INFESTING MY GODDAMN COUNTRY GET THE FUCK OUT GET OUT FUCK OFF OUT OF NEWTOWN AND MELBOURNE AND EVERYWHERE RRREEEEEE
>>29340294
>>29340282
I am terrible and I can't kill anyone. Just keep dying constantly.
>>29340328
i'm sick of you normies in my country
if you aren't gay you can't be a robot
>>29340328
Anon, it feels good tho. I think you would be far happier if you let a qt boi into your life
>>29340156
I don't know why, I'd have to ask a psychologist
>>29340188
Things like that don't happen irl, anon
Experience tells me it would just be yet another painfully awkward experience
>>29340336
>this delusion
if you don't support the gays and don't obey their degenerate agenda you will go nowhere in melcuck. Gays are the new normies these days m8
How much are you paying and how's the quality?
>>29340307
most are bi desu
>>29340372
bisex is best sex, anyway.
anyone else getting really shit speeds downloading from steam in the past couple of weeks?
I used to get like 4-6 mb/s and am now getting like 200 kb/s what gives?
>>29340330
have you triedgetting gud?
>>29340345
>Things like that don't happen irl, anon
Experience tells me it would just be yet another painfully awkward experience
yeah youre probably right. but theres only one way to find out for sure..
>>29340330
so what? why do you let it frustrate you? why can't you just have fun playing games with friends? nobody is judging your performance or taking it super cereal.
it's that time of the year again, so i gotta ask
how many ausbots have had sex with pic related?
>>29340396
>bisex is best sex, anyway.
yeah maybe if youre a fag it is
>>29340451
threw up in my mouth a little
>>29340212
We have your country cucked pretty much. If anyone touches us the muricans will just come to our beckon call and do what we say. Americucks at it again.
>>29340438
I left my room, I have to drive them into the city now apparently
>>29340169
Yeah you know I'm a sick cunt
At a strip club
With six sluts
Getting my dick sucked
Which one will I fist fuck?
Probably the most pissdrunk
Who sniff drugs
-Sickcunt.
>>29340514
t-that's sorta cute...
>>29340487
seems to get her votes still
>>29340528
eh, if I do them favours they'll like me, maybe?
>>29340514
so no fuck yet. thats not how i was hoping things would work out for you. maybe they can pay for the lift with a blowjob.
>>29340371
$200 oz, pretty average quality but the price is right
roommate is having very audible sex with girlfriend...meanwhile i've never even kissed a girl
>>29340514
iktf anon
at least you get to pick the music
>ICH BIN STARK
>NUR MIT DIR
>JA KANN ICH DICH DENN NIE WEIDER BERUERHEN
>"the fuck are we listening to?"
>>29340545
fucking her AND having to vote greens. no one deserves this punishment.
>>29340579
Become bros with him and ask for a threesome
>>29340579
walk in 'by accident' and see if they let you join in.
>>29340586
I vote greens unironically.
I'm also a pinko tranny, so it's sort of a given though.
>>29339067
>weekend exam
I've never heard of this. Sucks tho. Good luck anon.
My exam is on Monday and I haven't started either :^)
>>29340625
what policies of theirs do you like? into refugees are you?
>>29339274
where in aus are you from?
>>29340514
blast this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf7q--xnmG0
anyone go to university of adelaide here
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OVERWATCH HOMOS COME RUB WEINERS WITH US PLS
>>29340760
A reasonable amount of policies.
As for refugees, I don't see the problem that people have with them. I live in an area full of refugees and a majority are reasonable people.
Also the whole 'turn back the boats' thing hasn't significantly impacted boat departures anyway, so it's not like the other parties can take a moral high ground.
>>29340805
flinder stronk
go home adelaide loser
>>29338481
Real robots don't vote - remember that.
>>29340793
did you make this per chance?
>>29340766
I live near Byron Bay
>>29340930
But they already signed me up for the thing
>>29340954
>near Byron Bay
>drug fucked tard
hello, nimbin
>>29340975
You get the name marked off then blank ballot.
Voting is bullshit our votes will never matter it's the retard normie masses that decide elections even if they're won by a few seats.
Pol has this plan to vote ultra conservative but it won't make a fucking difference (thank Christ).
>>29340914
>I don't see the problem that people have with them.
i'll tell you the problem we have with them - theyre all fucking muslims. if they were vietnames or burmese id hold up a REFUGEES WELCOME flag but theyre not. theyre iraqis, afghans, iranians and other filthy muslim scum trying to bring their backwards religion and way of life here. they dont intergrate well. their kids born here hate us and are more radical than their parents. fuck them. we're full.
>>29341005
im voting for ALA and Sustainable Australia
>>29340975
Plz no bully. I regret doing MDMA but not other drugs
>>29340579
play loud and unfitting music
>>29341009
I know what you mean, but it's typically not a muslim problem.
Any group that isn't integrated into society is going to be trouble. We're seeing the same thing with the lower class population north of Adelaide where they are being isolated from general society just as much (if not more than muslims).
>their kids born here hate us and are more radical than their parents
Their parents are hardly ever radical (why would you hate a country that is objectively better than the shithole you fled?). It's a second generation thing. We don't put much into second generation integration compared to integrating the first generation (who probably need it less anyway). These people are isolated from their native culture, but also from our local culture.
>tfw you will never be able to get an ak47 with a dozen 70 round drum mags
>tfw you will never take over the highscore with 100 plus kills
>>29341172
i live in western sydney and there are a lot of muslims and ive just had one bad experience after the other interacting with them. too much so for it to be a coincidence. we do not need more of these people in our country. most of the lebanese have been here since the 70s and theyre definitely the worst. some stats regarding immigration:
* Australia's annual refugee intake is 13,750.
* That rises to 18,750 by 2018-19.
* There is also a special intake of 12,000 from the Syrian conflict.
* Labor wants to increase the annual intake to 27,000.
* The Greens want to take in 50,000.
why im not voting greens.
>>29341245
how is muslim refugees stabbing chad and raping stacey a bad thing?
refugees welcome imo. i live in an area where they don't live and i never leave the house anyway so they don't impact my life in any way
but all those cunts that rejected me in highschool might suffer because of it so i'm all for it
>>29341278
well i suppose if you want to watch the world burn immigration is a good thingfor you.
>>29341245
Must be different in SA.
I've had little problem with any form of immigrant.
Kebab, chink, pom, etc.
The worst was ironically an English guy in school whos parents travelled internationally a lot for work.
He was a nice enough guy, but he acted up because he didn't like being so 'temporary'.
>>29341398
they behave themselves when theyre small in number.
>>29341398
>The worst was ironically an English guy in school whos parents travelled internationally a lot for work.
the most arrogant person ive ever met was an australian guy whose parents were immigrants from england. this guys arrogance and self importance were off the charts.
anyone here know anything about gridiron?
>>29341535
>hand egg
normie get out
Banana bender in SA , west port augusta to be exact.
How do you deal with the barren cold?
>Befriend some "robots" in this thread
>Start playing Overwatch games with them
>They eventually invite their other friends
>Think that's strange for a robot but keep playing with them
>One day friends have mics
>Start voice chatting with each other
>They start talking about their IRL jobs, businesses, and gfs
>The rest of them are graduating soon
>Find out they're also not virgins
>Average "robot" desu
I've never been so humiliated. I am seriously crying right now.
>>29341535
i know fuck all about it
>>29341692
you know what you have to do right? you have tokill them. kill them all!
>>29341692
Aus threads are the worst if you actually want similar friends who'll understand you're roboautism feels.
The fact that you played Overwatch with these people means you're either similar to them but just shitposting or one of the fags that insists on making these threads gay ERP
Kill yourself
>>29341692
those are lurkers. i can tell because im one of them. i only come here because im curious and bored as fuck.
Well i won my exam!
Now I just want to play overwatch
add me on overwatch, my battleid is DarK#11972
>>29340805UniSA
>>29341692
it was hai, I don't even know the micfags ;____;, why do you keep bullying me :(
>>29341692skele pls
no cry
>>29341838
would but your taste in porn or whatever that is is just awful
who /melbourneuni/ here?
>>29341862
>>29341868
Sweet dreams normie sluts.
>>29342216
ur not going to sleep at 11pm u normie
>tfw power goes out and it's barely even midnight
wtf am I going to do for the next 5 hours, I can't sleep yet
>>29339771
>Tasfag also
>Haven't taken off my puffer jacket since the start of the season
Gotta stay comf in these harsh times anon. Puffers and goon keep the blood flowing.
>>29340328
>NEWTOWN AND MELBOURNE
oh, brisbane here, so i'm okay then
>>29343074
t-time for me to move, though, I don't wanna upset that angsty robot
>exams next week
>potentially failed 2/3 classes already
>probably going to fail at least one exam
mfw
>>29343118
g-good luck on your exams, sempai
>wearing ugg boots and drinking tea
Can it get more comfy?
>>29343434
thanks!
although i believe that i'm beyond luck now
>>29343494
yescome and snuggle with me
Hello sleeping ausfriends. Thoughts on losing your virginity in a brothel? Any brothel recs for Sydney? Cheers senpai
>>29343735
p-plsorigidig
>>29344215
I think it's an awful idea, honestly. Just not worth it, you'll regret it.
>>29344244
I wasn't kidding, anon
Come, there's plenty of room in my bed
And I really want someone warm to hug
>>29344807
M E L B I Nbyronpls
>>29344807
C A N B E R R Apls ;-;
tfw no gf to beat at night.
This is so lonely
Goodnight, Australians, I love you all and wish I could cuddle up to you guys tonight.
im so l0ne.ly
