Here's to America's shriveled, limp cock and the sad, sad shitposters who call it their home.
Floridafags unite
>>29336676
Palm Harbor robit here.
>>29336676
Brit here. I used to love Florida. How is it today? I haven't been back in 15 years.
>>29336676
Georgian here. You guys have nice beaches.
>>29336676
Hello south Indiana
Well they just shot up my one of my favorite night clubs so I'm not doing so hot
Central Florida roboto here.
Kill me please.
>>29336676
who /muscovyducks/ here?
these ugly deformed pieces of shit are fucking EVERYWHERE in my apartment complex. they're loud, shit all over the place, and camp out in the road and under cars. why is this state filled exclusively with the most annoying and fucked up wildlife in the country.
Orlando here
I just finished a based Publix sub
>>29337266
>these fuckers will assault people walking on college campus
>raccoons will try to cross 8-lane streets and become stains en masse
>retard fucking crows chirping as early as 4:30 am
>twice as many houseflies and mosquitoes than any other part of the country
who /southfloridianseekingescape/?