>The virgin walk is real.
Not that anyway outside of 4chan will call you out on it, but yes it's real. Virgin walk is eye contact with the ground,pointless rushing,hands in pockets, taking up the least amount of space possible.
>People know when you have masturbated.
Majority of people don't masturbate until really late at night or when no ones home. They IMMEDIATLY clean themselfs after. Anything has a musky smell after a while and people notice. same with weed.
>You have to slay a few dragons to get to the princess
Everyone has sex with unattractive people including chads/staceys and lies about it because sex isn't a big deal. Lower your standards and practice, then go for the qt 10/10 like everyone else.
>People don't care where you work its that you have income
This one should be pretty self explanatory. Any one who has worked before knows that places like McDonalds have good benefits and shit and its better than no job
>People talk about their interests
Even 4chan. I have met 3 people this year who browsed 4chan. Just dont mention /b/ or /r9k/ say you like /ck/ or /fit/. you know something normal. Also people are attracted to others who are passionate about things.
>You are number 1
the only person to put on the pedastal and treat like a princess or king is yourself. Always put yourself first sounds harsh but everyone else is doing it
>Girls don't love the way boys do
You guys really gotta stop putting girls on the pedestal. especially the 5/10s who think they're 11/10 after an hour of talking to you worshipers.
>You have had plenty of chances to get a gf/bf
Don't deny it, you just let your anger get in the way.
>>29336644
stop trying to normalize me
REEEEEE
I do the virgin walk. I just like to rush to places, walk fast and shit. I just feel like I am wasting my time if I walk slow
>People know when you have masturbated
I just rub hand sanitizer into my pubes. Shower once a week fampai. Don't even give a heck
>>29336644
Having read your post I only want to kill myself more.
>>29336691
I have measured my speed.
7,5 km/h master race here.
>>29336644
>you guys really gotta stop putting girls on the pedestal
REEEEEE don't talk to me or my real life waifu ever again. You have never had a real waifu didn'r you?
>>29336780
>People get treatment for their mental illness
People go to the doctor when they have a common cold. They also go when they are suffering depression or anxiety and get the medication the help them. A broken bone wont heal without a cast.
>>29336800
>the real world including Japan doesn't know what a waifu is
Why don't you find someone with your interests and talk to them. You're living on easy mode if you like that waifu shit, just go to a gaming/comic convention and say hello to someone. you can even dress up.
>>29336917
I don't watch anime though, but I use the term when talking about the girl I like.
I won't betray here, I'm loyal.
>>29336956
>betray here
her*
>Don't eat you pig
Lots of people get super fucking triggered by chewing and eating sounds, or smells. If you have to eat in public, do it quietly and cleanly with mouth closed.
>People know when you have masturbated.
>>29336644
Fuck off, shill. Go back to pleddit. Your summerfag shitposting isn't fooling anyone
>>29336858
society doesn't think someone wearing a cast is a mental case worthless waste of life
>>29336644
Mostly true, ESPECIALLY #1. Posture is important and people do judge you subconsciously based on how you carry yourself.
>>29336644
>eye contact with the ground, pointless rushing, hands in pockets, taking up the least amount of space possible
>People know when you have masturbated
only if you get it on yourself and don't wipe up
>>29336644
HOLY FUCK OP IS TOTALLY REDPILLED AND WILL KILL /r9k/
SHUTITDOWN.JPG
>>29336994
>We are very happy about that
Holy shit how pathetic people are
>>29337049
>Implying people think you are worthless for having a mental illness.
wtf do people just walk into hospitals ripping shit through people? No.
>>29337060
Nope we can still smell it. you need to shower.
>People know when you haven't used soap in the shower
They can smell you and know its you. Deodorant wont cover it. also you use deodorant about 3 times a day.
>>29336644
>The virgin walk is real.
You are just describing the way I imagine a shy, insecure person might walk. People might judge people who walk the way you described to be shy or insecure, surely nobody thinks to themselves "heh, bet that guy hasn't fucked anyone, he walks like a total virgin!"
>>29336994
Is this shit real?
>Making /r9k/ normal
Hahahaha holy shit it's impossible. it's like making /g/ a nazi board
But i hope the mods will get ready for this though, it's going to be one hell of a ride
>>29336994
fuck off back to the Meow Mines, shitfag
>>29337214
Wrong. I cum before I go into to work and greet everyone with a confident handshake. In fact I get compliments that I smell good.
My friends have told me before that they'd wacked off before I met up with them and I've never smelled it on them either.
>>29337238
People think something similar but not that harsh but won't say it out loud.
>>29337241
Maybe if its tumblr but no one actually gives a shit about 4chan. not even the mods. Its a ruse to get everyone here all paranoid and its worked just fine.
Yeah i can totally tell when you disgusting fucks have been yankin ur meat, it smells like sweat ands hame
>>29337243
what the hell does that gobbledygook even mean? Undertale is a game, but what does kraft have to do with it? cats like cheese?
>>29337281
They shower. Also your coworkers know you as the smelly guy. you might think your slick covering it up with deodorant but you aint.
Also if you're confident people will shake your hand with fresh cum on it. A normies biggest fear is coming of as impolite or not making a good first impression.
>>29336644
>You have had plenty of chances to get a gf/bf
No, I've had zero. Not everyone gets those opportunities.
>>29337214
>Implying people think you are worthless for having a mental illness.
you and i both know this isn't true. go on a date with a girl and casually mention that you've been trying to overcome your depression. tell a friend you would hang out with them but you're having really bad anxiety attacks. tell someone you met online that you would love to meet up but you have AVPD so it would be better to just keep talking online.
>>29336644
This post is nothing but invalid normie bullshit and propaganda.
Normies DO NOT want us to succeed.
Remember what they did to us in school? They bullied us and humiliated us in front of another people.
Look at all the pieces of this shitty advice, each and everyone of them WILL cause tremendous amount of humiliation should a robot fail at trying them.
>>29336644
>eye contact with the ground,pointless rushing,hands in pockets, taking up the least amount of space possible
So what does that make the alpha walk? Arms spread out wide, slowly walking in zigzags down the sidewalk while staring people down?
i do the virgin walk that you described, but i am not a virgin
>>29336644
What good is a 5/10 if I don't actually like, let alone love, them and they're just going to be clingy and all around a bother to me?
What am I getting? Sex? I masturbate every single day, I doubt any woman who isn't a complete slut could match my apetite. And I don't like sluts.
I just want love.
>>29337335
yeah. just rub out some cum on the back of your hand so your normal scent is your masturbation scent. throws them off. They wont be able to tell when you wank because it'll seem like you always wank
>>29337335
They do not shower. I have picked them up from their apartments in my car and they'd say they just got done jerking off.
Wrong. I don't even cover it with deodorant. I wake up, shoot a load into the toilet, then go into work. No smell, no tell.
>>29337408
that you, cumdad guy?
>>29337371
alpha walk is like this
https://youtu.be/fP6IOM4qcYk?t=3m11s
it's important to imagine your footsteps with whip lashes
https://youtu.be/CoF42UppkI4
>>29337345
>go on a date with a girl and casually mention that you've been trying to overcome your depression
No, why would you do this? Bad move unless she has or is suffering from depression. Even then its risky since she might think your depresh will bring hers back. Recovering alcoholics dont hang around booze.
>tell a friend you would hang out with them but you're having really bad anxiety attacks
Have you actually done this? No. Friends will help you. silly thing to say
>tell someone you met online that you would love to meet up but you have AVPD so it would be better to just keep talking online.
Or you could just meet up. Why need to mention it at all unless its to a doctor?
>>29337367
These are normie tactic #1: catch your opponent off guard with a question that makes them doubt themselves or touches on an insecurity.
>>29336983
Only if you are some filth beast who wank then doesn't wash their hands or dick before leaving the house
>>29337367
This post is to help you.
>>29337388
Whats wrong with loving a 5/10? If you wont someone else will i guarantee that.
>>29337416
You are used to the smell or maybe you are an exception.
>>29337458
>No, why would you do this? Bad move unless she has or is suffering from depression. Even then its risky since she might think your depresh will bring hers back. Recovering alcoholics dont hang around booze.
you just proved my point you idiot. if i were to casually bring up that i had just recovered from breaking my wrist she wouldn't give a shit and would probably ask how it happened. once again you retards try to pretend theres a fantasy world so you can make yourself feel like you desrve what you have
>>29337536
>Whats wrong with loving a 5/10? If you wont someone else will i guarantee that.
There's nothing "wrong". I just can't do it. It might be possible if the girl is like a literal soul mate to me and also isn't fat.
>>29337367
>>29337464
No shit that's why Im warning you guys. Everyone puts themself first and you should to. Like come on we could have ended the starvation in Africa years ago, but no one wants to pay.
Also people want to make friends with you before anything else. They also got bullied in school. Yes thats right your bully was getting bullied and so was his.
You can either eat shit in this world or dish it out. dish it out lads.
>>29337561
>comparing depression to a broken wrist
spotted the neurotypical
would you date someone whose legs were just paralyzed?
>oh anon let me talk about my colostomy bag!
>>29337561
You would bring up the fact you broke your wrist in the first place mate? what for? Dont talk about any mistakes in your life they never happened ok. If you talk about your insecurities to people they will think you are insecure. Never do this. Talk about injuries to highschool teenagers not dates.
>>29337600
Okay let me try:
>People know when have taken a shit
Majority of people don't shit until really late at night or when no ones home. They IMMEDIATELY clean the inside and outside of their assholes after during a warm shower. Simply pulling your pants back up after shitting contaminates your underwear with poo particles as well as your pants through poo osmosis.
>>29336644
you started out with 7 true things so that you could slip an 8th bullshit item past us
the reality is many of us haven't had chances
in my case, im literally deformed, so of course i havent had the chances that luckier, normal people have had
>>29337658
you made the comparison first. you're incredibly bad at pretending to be a normie
>>29337561
A broken wrist is most likely the result of a one-off accident, depression is a deeply rooted character flaw that will scare most people off
>>29337681
No i dont think you are quite getting it.
And yes people know when you have just taken a shit as well that's more obvious than wanking?
>>29337696
Ok maybe the 8th thing was a bit bullshit now i look at it but a prostitute is still a chance. Also heaps of people have lost their virginity to hookers, some even specialise in it
>>29337803
that was my entire point
see you fools after july. let me know how rehabilitation worked out for you
>>29337741
Im OP thats not me. What i was trying to say is that a broken bone wont heal on its own you need help. Same with depression and anxiety, the medication even gives you confidence.
I know depression is worse than a broken bone. You commit suicide.
But you dont bring up injuries to anyone but a doctor (no matter how cool) its a sign of weakness
>>29336644
>>People know when you have masturbated.
Lol only if you're an uncut cheese dick that shoots it onto their stomach and rubs it in like sun tan lotion.
>>29337810
prostitute =/= gf/bf
of course anyone can lose their virginity, but finding a real relationship is harder
your post was actually quality content up until that 8th point too
>>29336644
I wonder if people don't know *I* masturbated because I don't wash.
So my smell never changes. It's always equally awful. Presumably from that they can't deduce it..
>>29338072
People would just know you as the guy that smells like cum all the time, yes they noticed
>>29336644
>People know when you have masturbated.
doubtful, I live alone, and haven't had anyone over in years....and I woundn't care anyways
>>29338145
How strong does cum smell?
Parents have repeatedly commented that I smell, and aren't the types who would hold back on saying they know I've been jacking off, but they've never done it.
Ironically the idea other smells mast cumstink should probably be more embarrassing than the idea others know you masturbate in the first place.
>>29338183
It cuts through the mix pretty strongly no matter how bad your hygiene is, and it's a very distinct smell, how may years have you been doing this, anon?
>>29337974
>but finding a real relationship is harder
If you have ever left the house you have had a chance.If you have ever been on a dating site, you have a chance.
My 8th post is actually quality just worded wrong. and dont give me that "im disabled" bullshit you have a functioning brain go outside or get on a dating website. your not the only one who is disabled
>>29338238
With occasional washing, since high-school.
Fuck if I care, although it might suggest more frequent washing would do wonders for me socially if I decided to leave the house again.
>>29337371
Chest popped out, steady not lazy but not rushed pace, hands definitely not in pockets and yes, stare people down or completely ignore passerbys but dont look at the floor
>>29336644
>People know when you have masturbated.
Is this really true?
As far as I can tell my jizz is almost scentless (I would describe it as a faint bleach smell without the chemical harshness) and I don't get sweaty or anything when I wank. Does my room actually reek of cum everytime I jerk off and I just can't smell it because I'm so used to it? IME masturbation doesn't really produce the "sex smell."
I agree about smoking weed tho.
>>29338265
You should probably move to another town then start washing properly, everyone you've encountered so far will have noticed the cum-funk wafting from you every time you approached them, most people are too polite to say anything though
not to your face anyway
>>29338279
Yes its true. Your room even smells. Everyone has made this mistake though.
>>29338273
This is how to walk. Walk with a purpose and dont move/acknoledge/even look at anyone unless its a qt in that case maintain solid eye contact until she looks away then either go talk to her or continue looking forward and move on. That decision should only take 2 seconds.
>>29338371
This. People are to polite to do you the favor and say you have something in your teeth. they won't even mention this to your face. Behind your back however...
