>bug lands on ne while i'm trying to sleep
>have to wash that part with soap and water before i can get back in bed to sleep
who /rustled/ here
>go outside for a smoke
>throw cigarette butt into the garbage instead of on the ground
>have to wash my hands so they don't smell like smoke
>need to drink something to get the taste out of my mouth
Smoking is a nasty habit, kids.
>>29336470
>smoking fags
normies get out
>>29336420
>grab a piece of bread from bag
>eat it while rushing to leave home
>hear and feel an audible crunch while chewing
>spit out the twitching abdomen of a palmetto cockroach
>commence a fifteen minute mouthwash swishing session
Why do bugs have to be in my house? Why can't they stay outside?
>>29336420
>>bug lands on ne while i'm trying to sleep
>>have to wash that part with soap and water before i can get back in bed to sleep
but what about bacteria. they are everywhere, or these fuckers pic related. they LITERALLY live in your bed
>>29336420
bugs are cleaner than you, you fucking pussy
>>29336581
i'd feel like suiciding if i were you tbqh
i keep everything i pkan to eat super sealed and compacted in jars and tupware just to eliminate the odds of my suicide
i hate being dirty
i hate being sweaty
i hate things with more than two legs that crawl
i hate hate hate flies(auto shower encounters)
i just want to be clean and comfy
>>29336667
things i am unaware of cannot be helped and neither can natural bacterias
>>29336670
>crawls in and out of toilet
>clean
no
>spider crawls on desk in front of me
>do nothing
I'm really glad I don't have irrational fears.
>waaaah i can't stand being dirty
Everywhere around you there are bacteria and small insects, every single breath you take is filles with bacteria and dirt from from the start of the earth, there are thousands of times more bacteria on you then there has ever been people on the earth
>>29336796
i actually like spiders
>>29336798
>farts in my hand and smells it
spergs btfo
goodnight
>>29337013
>btfo
Sure thing man, at least im not the one who goes full autism if an insect touches mefeels good
who is that waifu you're posting OP?
