What do I message her?
I need to get laid
I WANT TO WATERFALL CUM OFF YOUR NOSE RIVER
>>29336022
"Hey, I really like your <thing from her picture or bio that isn't a part of her body>"
Silence may be rude in some cultures but my silent still water runs deep into you, my River
Starting out strong
>>29336022
That's a sexy name. I wanna get you pregnant.
Or
We would make cute babies.
>>29336278
You are hopeless
Ilovebeingmuted
>>29336315
Nah its a good opening, I can go anywhere from here
>>29336315
yep, hopeless
desperation is your substance
you need to let go. you need to stop stimulating yourself while you're in this pathetic state of being.
you dont message her. you're just feeding her ego
she will either ignore you, put out a copy pasted bland sentence, lose interest
you swiping has already fed her
I have a feeling that part of your rating in the algorithm is based on your facebook activity.
>>29336022
I WANNA CUM THROUGH YOU LIKE A RIVER
hey guys, since there's already a tinder thread goin on, what should i put on my bio?
Just want to vent about dating websites.
I don't mind if pretty, interesting, hell even average girls don't respond to me.
But when I message an ugly girl, out of sympathy, she reads my message, views me profile, and then doesn't reply, it makes me Supreme Gentlemen tier angry.
Update for our thread senpai
>>29336518
things are going well anon, you don't need our help. actually, you're better off
>>29336375
your an idiot
>>29336405
>sex, weights, and protein shakes
(only if you're /fit/ desu)
>>29336438
Sounds like something must be wrong with your profile, might wanna fix that
>>29336278
Yo what keyboard are you using there?
>>29336518
Ask her if she wants to smoke the sticky-icky family
>>29336592
Android Keyboard (AOSP)
Might be custom for my resurrection remix rom
>>29336628
Aight, thanks friendolini
I've gotten hundreds of matches with a legit profile and I haven't met or fucked one of them.
>>29336613
this is your way in
stoner girls are so easy
Das it mane
Bloxxxxxxxu
>>29336518
Report faget
>>29336848
You ruined it trying to ape the niggerstyle.
Also kek what the fuck are you and paintface talking about
>>29336903
He didn't ruin shit, he's in da zone
>>29336022
>>29336278
>>29336518
>>29336848
NORMIE SCUM
>NORMIE SCUM
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>>29336022
What's her instagram? Could be 10/10 for me
>>29336518
>>29336848
She's surprisingly up her own ass for someone who types so robotically
>>29338606
>she's surprisingly up her own ass
she's a woman. they're all like that. please tell me that this isn't news to you anon.
