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It's Friday, Friday, Gotta Get Down On Friday edition
>sorry sir we're only serving the breakfast menu right now
Fuck you I want a burger.
>>29335703
Get a breakfast wrap with brown sauce and throw some sweet & sour in there. Its lovely.
I've had about 3 hours sleep and I need to leave for work in 20 minutes
Send help
I had a tough conversation with my mum just there, it's too early for this shit.
She is trying to force me to get a job. I told her that I don't want to be a wagecuck, and that having a job is as demeaning as letting another man have sex with your wife/girlfriend.
She said to me "Is that what you think of your father and I when we go out to work in the morning then?" I told her that I thought it was a bit embarrassing that they had to go out and work for Mr. Shecklestein and they must have taken a wrong turn in their lives to become wagekeks.
She got angry as fuck and said that she'll talk to me later about when I am moving out.
Signing on for the first time in 3 days, what should I expect lads?
>>29336853
Boredom, get looked at judgingly by a large Jamaican security guard, getting asked questions by a civil servant who probably can't even tie their own shoes.
>>29336678
Autistic Cuck
>>29336853
It's pretty straightforward for the first 3 months. After that they start putting pressure on you and basically making your life miserable.
>>29337199
Obviously this is me avoiding becoming a cuck.
>finally applied for PIP
Wish me luck lads.
>>29337478
Being fat is not a disability
>>29337645
Shut up you stupid wagekek.
>ukip so desperate they send assassins to kill labour MPs in broad daylight
yeah that's definitely not gonna have repercussions
>>29337820
Her birthday (and presumably her funeral) are the day before the vote
It's time to let go, Brexit-kun
How does housing benefit work?
I want to move away from my parents, but I've heard councils differentiate between people new to the area and those who've been there a while. I live in a dead-end rural area with no work I could do available so moving out within the area would be both pointless and unviable.
I don't expect to be handed a council house, but some kind of rent-assistance would be nice.
>>29338206
you have to be a muslim or a commonwealth nigger.
if you're white you better have a fucking illegitimate baby/single mother or something.
Might burn something down desu
>>29338428
what ye want tae burn lad?
>>29338428
Make sure its a church not a mosque
Was it a false flag?
>>29337820
Honestly I can't believe some nationalist faggot did that
Burgerstan here
>>29338930
Nope.
She'd just finished her MP Surgery, and saw this guy screaming at an old man. She tried to talk to him and he stabbed her. When someone tried to stop him him he shot her and ran off.
Wrong place, wrong time with a mentally ill man and a home-made gun.
Tragic, not political
>>29338973
He yelled a nationalist slogan as he killed her
>>29339371
No proof of that. Every news source says they got it from another one and the witness recanted
>>29339428
Sure you probably know better then all the witnesses that you supposedly say recanted
Dumbass
>>29339482
>you ABSOLUTELY will not convince me that this wasn't a political assassination designed to undermine the campaign for Britain to leave the EU
>yes I'm an American and no that ABSOLUTELY does not make my opinion on this matter utterly irrelevant
Fine, whatever you say you paranoid fruitcake
>>29339520
>Someone shoots a labour mp shouts a nationalist slogan
"Nah probs didn't happen"
Stay fucking idiotic right wing faggots
>tfw it's all ogre
>tfw we're going to be part of the United States of Europe
>tfw we got too confident
>tfw we let the Jews jew us
>>29338973
doesn't make sense to me. seems like there's more to it. if the guy was screaming at someone already, surely there would be police nearby, also how did he get the time to bring out his knife and gun without anyone stopping him, also why was she shot when someone else was trying to stop him. i'm probably thinking too much into it without enough info
Morning lads
Who trying to be /fit/ here? Put loads of weight on over uni and now I'm a fat bastard.
Also who /welsh/ here?
>Jo cox lives in the lap of luxury in a houseboat
>Jo cox earns more than you ever will simply for sitting in parliament every now and then and giving a prepared speech
>Jo cox has made her constituency 20% arab throguh mass migration
>Jo cox is a supporter of accepting syrian refugees
>Jo cox has met with imams and worn a headscarf inside a mosque, saying "it feels great"
>Jo cox wants to send other peoples children to die in globalist wars for syria
>Jo cox cares more about syrians than the majority of her own constituents
>>29339698
wtf i hate brexit now.
Don't let her die in vain, #voteremain!
Seriously do you guys think this will make anyone change their mind?
Are the British public that retarded?
>>29339716
>tfw this fucking normie typical lying politician gets millions to grieve for her while nobody talks about the thousands of robots who asphyxiate themselves out of despair
>>29339746
Dude, she's dead. You won.
>>29339762
600 more to go :^ )
>>29339696
>Also who /welsh/ here?
Still a bit raw over yesterday to be honest mate.
Anyone else been up all night thinking about this MP's murder?
In order of likelihood, this is what I have determined:
>Mad fucknugget with a pipegun and at least three rounds somehow. Supported by the fact he was brawling with some random next to his target instead of keeping his cool.
>False flag agent sent by EU/Government/Some other globalist group to gain sympathy votes for Remain and reduce or destroy Leave's poll lead. (My personal theory. EU is absolutely not above murdering their own supporters for political purposes.)
>Labour Party/Corbyn killing a dissident MP (She became opposed to Corbyn after initially supporting him, and he's a Communist, and we all know how well Communists deal with criticism.)
>Genuine right wing assassin believing violence was the best way to win a referendum we already had the majority for until he got involved. Probably would tie in for "Mad Fucknugget" if this is the case.
Lads, if you've ever came out in public against the EU, start watching the shadows. If they're killing their own supporters, imagine what they're going to do to us.
I was determined not to leave the country no matter what, but I get the sinking feeling that if I don't have a withdrawal plan in place, I'm going to get a rather uncomfortable trip to the Lubyanka's basement if the EU succeeds in preventing our independence.
>>29339811
Same fella. That last scrappy extra time goal.
>>29339842
>>29339811
I'M ENGLAND TILL I DIE
I'M ENGLAND TILL I DIE
>>29339811
>that Bale header right at the death
I might have cried if it had gone in
Been making a killing selling all my unwanted crap on ebay tbqh lads. Dunno why I didn't do this sooner
>>29339698
>>Jo cox cares more about syrians than the majority of her own constituents
Including the Arab ones I bet
>>29339878
What you selling, mate?
>>29339812
She was trying to get more syrians into the country and was pro eu wasnt she
>>29339911
>She was trying to get more syrians into the country and was pro eu wasnt she
Of course she was. You can tell that by the 'Labour' affiliation.
>>29339905
Just anything that isnt complete trash. Dvds; clothes, junk. Today I sold a hardback comic book, a jacket and a kendama, all used, for 40 quid
>>29339812
I'm thinking about getting a bug out bag ready or joining the army.
I want training for when the inevitable rebellion begins.
>>29339936
If you're planning suicide please don't apply for the army. Recruiting people is expensive and I'd hate them to waste budget on someone who's just going to bug out afterwards
>>29339960
Not him but a bug out bag is like a survival kit, clothes and food etc to run off to the woods with. You're probably thinking of an exit bag
>>29339911
Yeah. But I think that's why she was assassinated - Because she supported the EU plan so much that her assassination could be squarely blamed on the nationalists with little doubt in the minds of the public.
Even if I have no reason to care about her because she was a traitor to the UK, we're still not at the point where left and right are engaging in a shooting war, and I'm also rather appalled at the idea that they're killing their own people. It just shows how loyalty is an utterly alien concept to them.
>>29339936
A rebellion won't last very long. Cops have rifles and we have our limp dicks and some butter knives. Gun control's intended purpose is working perfectly for the globalists.
>>29339976
My bad. I suck cocks
this shit is horrific lads, 7 pints of beer, a doner kebab and a bunch of spicy doritos
>>29340067
You're gonna shit your intestines out, lad
>>29340119
the red ring of death has a new meaning to me
>>29340006
Whatever lies help you sleep at night faggot
Lads is this whole thing a false flag? Really seems like it with how the stay party have been desperate with scaremongering tactics so far
>>29340333
It was set up by MI5, though she and the guy who killed her weren't in on it.
Guys, i just noticed i could of been murdered a few weeks ago for my stupidity, fucking hell lads.
>>29340431
Here is what happened, i am a new tenant who recently just got a council flat after waiting 2years for one. About 6weeks has passed and i am settled in, one afternoon i get a knock on the door, its a white man in his late 40's's in a business suit with a clipboard. I dont recall him wearing any ID.
He asked if I'm the tenant of this house and i say yes, he then states that he works for the council and he needs to check my pipework from the radiators inside the home, i thought this was a bit strange but as a new tenant and this being my first home i thought nothing of it.
He proceeds to check each room and inspecting the pipe work and notes a few things down, he then tells me i need some new radiators replaced with modern ones and says he will contact me in a few days.
This happened 1month ago and i phoned up the council and nobody knows nothing of this man or why he came to visit and there was no scheduled appointment made.
So in conclusion, i generally feel as if this person was a serial killer and if i had been a women i would be dead by now or raped, am i being paranoid?
>Poleaboos dad trying to get him to go to Friday prayers at the Mosque
>After the fit he threw a couple of days ago there's no chance I want to spend any time with him ever again
>Laser sessions are conducted every month
>In 3 months time I *might* be in prison so I can't book anything as I'd risk missing appointments
>Haven't masturbated in 80 hours
>This is the longest period I've gone without masturbating in years
>I don't understand it
In positive news though it had become very easy to abstain from eating, I actually hate it now and feel like throwing up when I do "have" to eat something
Not fussed about when I will reach my goal weight because I feel confident it will happen at some point
>>29340450
He wasn't going to kill you
He's going to rob you, you daft prat
>>29340450
He could also have been scoping you out for a burglary
>>29340450
He was scouting out to see if you've got owt worth stealing lad
>>29340511
He was rather small about 5"6 and overweight, not sure if he was a robber unless he was a burgler wanting to come back later.
>>29340552
He's gonna get his boys round you retard, secure up and hide your valuables somewhere good in a safe or something
>>29340568
I don't have anything of value apart from my PC.
I am always at home so i don't see how he can rob me, i literally don't leave the house for weeks at times, i'm a NEET.
ISIS Twitter accounts are flying the rainbow flag thanks to an @YourAnonNews Anonymous hack
Lads my old uncle has gone a bit mad, started drinking a lot. I drink with him sometimes for free booze.
A few nights ago he confessed to me that he molested his niece (my cousin). She's dead now (rare cancer) so I suppose he feels he can brag about it. I think he's a sick fucker and I want to see him jailed for this. Been trying to collect evidence by recording it.
Do you think I can get him put away on the strength of this recording?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0klvTf6Slhy
>>29340701
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0klvTf6Slhy
How old was your cousin ?
Dont think you can get him put away from that recording, police needs lots of evidence, witness statements and all sorts not to mention the victim is deceased now, sorry pal he got away with it.
>>29340701
What's he saying in the recording? I can't understand anything past the toilet part
>>29339716
I heard the news say earlier:
This is what Joe would have probably said if this happened - "Unite against the evil that caused this"
implying Brexit voters are evil due to the killer apparently shouting 'Britain First'.
Fuck the media, in voters trying to capitalise on her death.
My war chest is running dry
The council tax was a hit I didn't want to take
>>29340895
What are you buying via PayPal? Cut that shit out bro, it's adding up..
>>29340942
Girl clothes and accessories
I think I'm done now, haven't bought anything in a while (paypal waits 2 weeks to charge your bank account)
>>29340895
>over 6 grand
>running dry
Fuck off you spoiled ingrate
>>29340970
6 grand is not a lot of money friend
Lads it's almost noon and there's not a single waifu in here. Sort that out, post yours now.
>>29340895
Stop buying drugs
>>29340970
>>29340983
I'm transitioning so I need to pay for laser/electrolysis
That's gonna be upwards of 2,000 quid
>>29340983
It is when your only outgoings are takeaways and fetishes
>>29340965
I was the same buying small shit not thinking anything of it, but Id add up a months worth of small shit and it would be in excess of 150 quid without buying petrol, rent, food. I'm really frugal now and I've just hit 16,000 saved up so hopefully I can get a deposit for a house in the next couple years
>>29341019
see >>29340965
Stop spending cash on stupid shit!
>>29340006
you're a spastic, she is nowhere near important enough and the guy was clearly mentally ill
put your tinfoil hat away, and get out occams razor
Bored to absolute fucking shit. Any of you robots based in south west london? Company's desperately hiring if any of you want to leave your NEET lifestyles.
>>29338472
Just burnt a swing set thing
Lads I no longer work, what should I do?
Britfeel and what else?
>>29341262
I am, what company
>>29341287
suck each other off if you want?
Poleaboo is just under 12 stone now (11.12st, 165.5st)
Goal for end of Ramadan is 160lbs
>>29341023
>I've just hit 16,000
How long did that take? How much you reckon you'll need for a house deposit?
>>29341182
>nowhere near important enough
Quite clearly untrue as the media has and will spend all their time talking about it.
It has had it's intended effect, although personally I believe it was the US and not the EU.
>>29341023
If you have a job, you're a normie and need to fuck off
Has any one else noticed the resurgence of the word "faff" lately?
When I was growing up, I knew one old bloke -- probably 80+ yrs old -- who would say "quit faffing about". I heard the phrase maybe 4-5 times in my entire life.
In the last year or so, I've been seeing the word "faff" all over 4chan. It's even started to appear on my FB feed.
Yesterday my best friend, someone I've known for 15+ years, said we should get together for a "faff and a laugh" non-ironically.
Am I losing my mind? Can anyone else confirm what I'm talking about?
>>29341363
Your mate sounds like a proper faff smelter
>>29341373
>not knowing what faff means
lol
>>29341363
just a lot o faffin
>>29341403
>being a faff jockey
Yanks out
>>29341403
You sound like a bloke who's not above faffing a dog.
Why don't you try sucking a wet faff out of my ass.
>>29341287
Dont wanna post the company name on here lad but post a throwaway email and i'll send you a link to their careers page
>don't remember what I did last night
>got drunk and made out with a bird at the pub
please, please, please be consensual
>>29341442
Send it here thanks pal [email protected]
>>29341299
How tall are you poleaboo?
>>29341304
Has taken me around 4-5 years now of saving hard - for a deposit.. I'm looking to get around 20k and I'll want around 5-10k as backup money.
the 20k will be shared between me and someone else though, so I'm good for it now but I'm working on that 'backup money' in case shit hits the fan so to speak
>>29341469
if you were drunk then already it's not consensual
>>29341507
5'9.5 - ish,
When I was trying to pretend to be a male, I would convince myself I was 5'10
>>29341344
wow guy, maybe you can fuck off?
>>29341558
I was definitely more drunk than her, I'm fine with her raping me.
>>29341023
>16000
>deposit for a house
Maybe in some shit village in the north. Not anywhere you can get a job.
>>29341562
Damn lad, I way 2 stone less than you and I'm 6'2.
Does that mean you are fat or I'm super skelly?
>>29341600
south west wales so even worse, got income though
>>29341612
You're a skelly because I am certainly not fat
I just have a bit of padding
>>29341631
I don't look skelly though, hmmm
Must be then
>>29339811
/northwales/ here, town was fucking empty yesterday, english students in one half and locals in the other. Locals hoping for a proper rumble, they're a bloodthirsty lot lads
>>29341663
He fat 'n ashamed
D'aww what a cutie
Pretty shit day lads. My mum is coming home from living abroad for a few years and now ill have to share the house again.
It's so bad I'm considering looking for a job so I can be out the house atleast some of the time.
The comfy times are over.
family always sneak out without asking me if I want to come.
>>29341736
Aw baby, do you want a hug?
>>29341753
fuck of homosex
>>29341786
don't you want to suck each others wee wee?
Poleaboo just had another fight with his dad
Any lads order drugs from those pakistani pharmacies?
Any lads want to send me some speed?
>>29341831
yeah post your address and bank account details
>>29341825
Punches or slaps lad?
>>29341847
No.
Only real responses from now on please, not this rude stuff.
>>29337820
>>29338000
>>29338972
It was obviously a false flag attack. He was a patsy for the EU used in order to try throw mud on Brexit and resist the destruction of the Fourth Reich which would loosen the ECB's control over Europe.
It is no coincidence her birthday/funeral is the day before the vote.
Fortunately I think that people will see through the bullshit of Remain trying to use her death for political points, in the same way everyone saw straight through Project Fear.
Face it, globalism is going to taste defeat on June 23rd. The people are fighting back. The revolution is coming.
>>29342110
What do you do for a living?
Do you still live with mum and dad?
Have you ever had a girlfriend?
>>29341677
Poleaboo is quite cute desu
No homo
>>29341926
Stop replying to the freak.
>>29342312
He never answers me anyway
>>29336678
>living under the rules of your parents.
What a cuck thing to do.
My theory is that Poleaboo is becoming a tranny literally just to get attention on here.
>>29342321
Sorry, thought you were taking the piss
>>29341926
Just more verbal abuse
>>29341631
>I just have a bit of padding
Fatty
>tfw getting called in to cover at work
>"Sorry guys, not in town, good luck though"
>mfw going to have a big zoot and a few whiskey's at home
>mfw just done it in my bathroom and mum came home with a friend from work
>>29342359
I agree. But most Brexiters on here are content to cuck themselves like that despite making a big deal about national sovereignty.
I think that when someone is the master of themselves at least, then they can start worrying about politics. Until then they have bigger fish to fry
>>29342363
This place might have given me the courage to push forwards but that's it
>>29342373
Say what you want, I'm dropping weight at good rate, I'll be where I want to be sooner or later
>>29342389
>weed and whisky
Great combo mate. What type of whisky do you like?
Right now I've got Nikka From The Barrel and GlenDronach 12 in the house. Next purchase is probably going to be Ardbeg Uigedail. Had a pour of it in a bar on saturday night and it was sublime.
>>29342406
Single Malt
Currently enjoying a 12yo Dalmore, whilst watching the footy.
>>29342533
Good man. Never tried Dalmore 12 but I have heard good things. My favourite sherry finish is Glenfarclas, ever tried that? If not I highly recommend it.
Jesus fucking Christ this is the most shameful shit.
I nearly did it anons, I nearly got a blonde rightwing qt.
Was out with my lad at the pub and she was into me, invited me back to her's. No idea what happened, no memory of how I fucked up. All I know is that my lad told me I left with her after having made out in the pub.
Woke up alone, in my bed without her number.
I think I just left to go home cause I needed to take a shit.
Polls have found that socioeconomic groups C2 and DE disproportionately back the UK leaving the EU.
So there we have it lads. Thick cunts, the uneducated, the povvos, the retards - they are all voting leave.
If you're happy to admit to yourself that is what you are, then vote leave too.
>>29342612
C2 reporting that I'm voting leave
>>29342634
A here.
What's it like being a shit guy and having a shit life? The best days of your life are probably like my everyday, eh?
>>29342612
Fantastic logical fallacy m8
Hitler was a vegetarian in the latter years of his life
So there you have it vegetarians. If you're happy to admit to yourself that you're Hitler, then carry on
>>29342675
Vegetarianism isn't anything to do with intelligence mate.
If only thickos and the senile are planning on doing something, then it probably isn't a very smart idea.
Decided now that Im not working this is the perfect time to improve my mental health and weight.
Think this means leaving 4chan though, still gonna swing by sometimes and maybe check into movie night every now and again.
>pop into polish shop
>bought 2 fruit drinks 35p each
>huge packet of pretzels for 39p
>4x milk wafer bars for 15p each
>they all taste on par/better than overpriced tesco shit
WTF I love Europe now
>>29342700
Never said it did. Just giving you an example of why your logic is shit
PS: Not "only" thickos and senile are doing it, so your "logic" fails there also
Seems to me, that you're a thicko voting remain
>>29342716
You should see what it's like actually living in France or Germany. The food is so much better and much cheaper too.
>>29342612
>People that would be forced to 'integrate' with muslim hordes in their neighbourhoods being most against it
What a surprise
Salamalaikum, I hope you will vote Remain in my memory.
Lads,I got my last 3 A levels next week but I can't be bothered to revise, what do I do? I need the grades to go uni
>>29342904
man up idiot. literally a week of revision. then in a years time you can shitpost about falling for the university meme
>>29342946
More like 2 days. First exam is on monday and I'm working tomorrow all day
>>29342904
Get working balls to the wall or get out
You wanna see a bunch of faggoty normie kids take your placement?
Or do you wanna get your arse in gear and cuck Chad out of his place
>>29342708
I'll miss you nigiichan
>>29342143
>What do you do for a living?
Work in a bank
>Do you still live with mum and dad?
No I live in a 1 bedroom flat with my...
>Have you ever had a girlfriend?
...girlfriend
Why?
>>29343151
FUUUCK YOU GOT ME GOING
I'M STARTING IT
THANJ YOU ANON
>>29342904
Revising is for nerds desu with you I always just winged it in exams.
Just came back from job center lads.
Advisor told me I have to do daily signing. Luckily there were no slots so I only have to come in once next week.
Having a beer to celebrate.
>>29340895
How do you have 6 grand with only 105 jsa every every 2 weeks?
>>29341687
Did she pay for the house while she was away? How come she moved?
>>29343605
Student loans, grants and I had an 8 month paid work placement at uni (min wage)
It should be higher but I made some poor purchases and managed money poorly
I had 500+ quid in cash with me at one point and I can't believe I spent all of that on takeaways
>>29343605
His dad gave him it or helping him flog dodgy radiators
>>29342847
Thank you for your hard work, we will honour your wishes.
>>29343669
jo sucks cox
>>29340989
Going out to dinner at eight then should get in just before the film starts. Going to be a nice night.
In all seriousness this Jo Cox shit really brings my piss to a boil.
We were guaranteed to be leaving now we'll be staying forever.
Fuck sake.
>>29343647
I paid for the radiators and then my dad paid me back in cash
Hard to believe I spent all of that money
clear blue sky and its thundering wtf
drank an egg nogg flavoured drink.
it tasted like banana milkshake.
is that what its meant to taste like?
I have friends but literally no love interests at all.
I Am Going To Tesco In Two Hours What Should I Get Lads
>>29344606
calamari
>>29344606
A massive bag of cheese savouries.
>>29344628
>hfw
mootblox
>>29344455
Could be worse.
tfw no friends
tfw no gf
tfw if i died now nobody would notice until the neighbors smell dead flesh
>>29344730
>neighbors
GTFO FOY
Brexit will lose the referendum. We got close but it's all over now. Remain will use this murder for their own political ends and Britain will be annexed into the European superstate. GG lads. We gave it a good go.
>>29344840
Still a week to go, this will be old news.
>>29344893
funeral is the day before the referendum
rip brexit
>>29335703
>you want fries with that?
>thank you
>>29344840
>>29344897
her birthday is 22nd june also
mass suicide when??
>>29344840
>implying Nige won't fake his own death at the hands of a pro-EU jihadi and cause a 90% swing to Brexit
>>29345023
>implying the deplorable normie masses wouldnt cheer for nige's death
Serious situation here lads. I'm getting kicked out in a few weeks. Got 4.5 grand in the bank account and it'd be silly to kill myself before spending it. Where should I go? What should I do?
>>29345062
get a flat and a job and stop attention seeking
>>29345062
go to Amsterdam get wasted and shag hookers
Why cant we have our own board?
>>29345059
>implying the silent majority doesn't stand firm against the hordes of globalism
>>29345104
i don't think you grasp just how stupid lefties are and how many are out there, until ISIS is literally knocking on their door and blowing themselves up in the lefties' living rooms, they'll sit blindly accepting anything the media says
>>29345062
Where abouts in the UK do you live?
>>29345129
>implying they'll realise it even then
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3528236/Male-Norwegian-politician-raped-asylum-seeker-says-feels-GUILTY-attacker-deported-man-suffer-Somalia.html
>>29345081
>just get a flat and a job brah
>if you're finding this difficult just remember to b urself :^)
>>29345146
Medway, aka the arse-end of Kent.
>>29345194
I know a guy looking for someone to work for his tape manufacturing business, maybe you can work for him
>>29345194
Ok, do you mind me asking your age, education?
>>29345181
if you've got 4.5 grand it's fucking easy to get a flat
>>29345062
Travel to china/japan and get a job somehow, there always looking for white people who speak the English language. It does not have to be a job teaching English, they could use you just to be the token white guy (assuming your white) and boost the companies image.
Seriously walk around the markets and busy streets and people might offer you employment.
>>29345230
The token white guys tend to be older guys with an 'established' look
>>29345181
>has 4.5 grand sitting around
>decides to post on /r9k/ for attention instead of using it to better his life
i hope he doesn't be his fucking self, clearly being his self is being a selfish, histrionic twat lad
Anyone here had any success making friends after the age of 18?
>>29345217
21, got decent GCSEs/A-levels, failed uni because too aspie, no work experience.
>>29345268
So HOW? What the fuck can I do with 4.5 grand that'll make my life better? If it's so bloody obvious why don't you spit it out?
Comfy/10 lads desu, almost as much as James May's Reassembler programme
>>29345308
yeah, i made one good friend at 22
>>29345327
get a good flat and a job and make friends on the job, you entitled rich little shite
Movie night?
>>29345309
Maybe try moving to a city and looking for an apprenticeship? If you go somewhere outside London you could easily go a few months with 4.5k if you're frugal, you could get supermarket work while you're looking
>>29345358
>get a job
Oh right, I'll go down to Tescos and grab a job off the shelf and run it through the self-service. Thanks for the advice brah
>>29345359
>tfw no TV
>>29345396
they're cheaper at asda
>>29345396
>not even willing to try find a job
i see why youre being kicked out tbqh
>tfw this Fred is slow
>>29345481
football watching are we
just emptied 3 piss bottles down the loo
>>29345336
>two comedians forced to pretend to be friends for a shitty 'round the world' tour
Boring.
>>29345359
There won't be any more movie nights, a girl turned up and started attention whoring so the whole things had to be cancelled.
Just found out I got cucked by my oldest friend about 5 years ago, kinda want to die.
>>29345579
kek make him die instead
you're not just going to sit there and do nothing?
though
>friends
>girlfriend
kys
>>29345308
Got introduced by my cousin to his group of friends at age 23, they're all 26+
A year later, I'm living in an apartment with one of them, consider another of them my best friend, and honestly prefer hanging out with that entire group as opposed to my cousin. Cousin quit drinking and smoking (which is fine), but he became extremely bitter after that. Now he just eats all the time and puts everyone down. He's going to get diabetes soon
>>29345579
How did it take 5 years to find out? That shitty tho, what a fucking dick.
>>29345579
Cucked means you knew about it.
You didn't get cucked by him, your gf cheated on you
>>29345579
unlucky cuck
>>29345629
Nobody's ever posted "unlucky cuck" before?
Bloody hell
>>29345626
No it doesn't. If you have a girl you're friends with and want to bang, or in a relationship with, and she's having sex with other men, you're a cuck.
That's what it means here.
>>29335759
>breakfast wrap
Not with you on the sauce but patrician taste lad.
>>29345678
unlucky cucky
>Polish girl and her bf are looking for flats in Glasgow
>>29345704
unIucky cuck
>>29345359
I competently forgot
what are we even watching?
Aberlour 10 for 20 quid in Morrisons lads, looking forward to opening it later.
Not sure what to do yet, might play some games or I might just shitpost here until I fall asleep.
>>29345830
>we
>implying tripfags are invited
Go fuck yourself
What the fuck are you doing tonight lads?
>>29345830
K-ON english dub won the vote
K-ON character songs beforehand
Episodes of K-ON after the film
>>29345880
Poleaboo is OK with this
Really regret missing Scary Movie 3, it was HIS movie aswell
It was because his Ramadan fast opened at 9.45 so he forgot once he started eating
>>29345869
Trying to think of an excuse to sit and get pissed in my room so I don't have to sit and watch a shitty film with my flatmate.
>>29345094
Went to amsterdam the other week. The muffins are fucking lethal.
Also spooned a grill, probably my only human contact for the year tbqh.
>>29345955
Watch a shitty film with britfeel instead, starts at 10
>>29345963
>went to Amsterdam
>spooned a girl
normie gtfo
>>29345856
You love me really
>>29345880
Looking forward to it
>>29345869
attending movie night, just like every friday
>considering joining the film night
>notice shoutanon and poleaboo are joining
i'll pass
>>29346040
I've been there since the start
>>29346040
Come and dilute out the faggotry, then. It's not like you have anything better to do, nerd.
>>29345194
>>29345396
Ayy Kentbro I'm not too far off, move up to Gravesend or Grays, rent a cheap place, hit up an agency and work warehouse jobs a couple of days a week on the industrial estates around there. Sorted.
>>29345966
What are we watching?
Am I allowed to get pissed while we do?
>>29336678
Your parents pay for everything then you stupid lazy fuck. You sound like a waste of space and society should eliminate your terrible genes. Please kill yourself
>>29346207
Mal said that Omar said that we are watching "The Thing".
Getting pissed is practically a requirement, I can tell you for certain that at least one other person will be doing so
>>29346060
hey shout hows the diet going?
>>29346217
Yeah my parents are pathetic wagekeks. It sucks but I am glad to break the cycle and be NEET masterrace. I can't believe they aren't proud and happy for me, instead they want to make me a slave to the jews too. I suppose misery loves company.
Why has this bloke got his pants on his head? Fucking weirdo
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3642773/Size-14-student-shames-H-M-posting-changing-room-snap-showing-struggle-squeeze-pair-size-16-jeans.html?ito=social-facebook
SHE THICC
>>29345844
Christ that's a good deal
Best deal I found though was Glenmorangie Signet for 25 quid. It's usually about 100. Obviously a mistake by the shop, but a mistake that worked out very well for me. I bought 4, their whole stock.
>>29346040
Shoutanon is the same person as Poleaboo.
>>29346272
HahaI, just got back from work and saw the back end of that match, I was going to screencap him and post 'why does this man wear a swimming hat to play football' on /sp/ but I couldn't be arsed, seems it all kicked off as well, looks like I missed a good match
>>29345778
How do you even know that she is looking for a flat?
