Is being a Pizza Delivery Driver the most Beta job?
The job where you talk to random people at their house every day? absolutely not
>>29335108
How is that any more beta than say for example, a janitor or cleaner
You clean up chads shit and jizz
Nah, pizza delivery boys get laid all the time by women they deliver to. Makes me really wish there was any pizza in my rural ass town to deliver.
>>29335108
>get paid less than minimum wage or non at all because living off tips
>get disrespected by not only staff but also customers
>literally become nothing but a vessel to carry something to someone with your own vehicle
>always get called to work on days off because workflow gets high
I was a driver for Dominos and it was the most demeaning and frustrating job i've ever had and I've worked at Chuck E. Cheese before
>>29335108
>most beta job
You're thinking of fatherhood.
>>29335131
>>29335178
kek'n @ you naivefags who watch too much porn and think you talk to random people in their houses when you are literally wasting your paycheck if you stay out too long on deliveries
Beta jobs are literally middle of the road things like being a teacher or an accountant.
Pizza delivery after college is OMEGA tier.
>>29335181
>tfw ive been a dick to a driver before when i thought he was mocking me when really he was just trying to be nice to me
>>29335178
>pizza delivery boys get laid all the time by women they deliver
You watch way too much porn, my man.
Retail customer service is even worse. People bring in the shit they broke and the shit they had lying around the house that they should never have bought in the first place and you have to sit there and take it back because management won't let you say, "no, I can't return this used toilet seat replete with shit stains."
>>29335243
This.comment most definitely unoriginal
>>29335108
you are stuck driving around all night bringing food to drunk cunts who are having a good time with their mates
yeah it's pretty beta
>>29335108
At least until you give up your position as OP
>delivering to normie parties every weekend
>constantly reminded of how much of a social failure you are
>"th-that'll be $32.95"
Enjoy spending more money on your cars upkeep than on yourself
>you get home at 2am after a saturday night shift and see all the photos on facebook of people having fun
>>29335235
Laughed desu
Is it true pizza boys get free weed?
>>29335108
No, it isn't.
Although, I know numerous dropkicks who've successfully held down pizza delivery jobs for a considerable amount of time.
I imagine it's the type of gig where you'd sort of operate on "auto-pilot" mode for. You go through the motions, you engaged in meaningless repetitive pleasantries with customers and staff, and then you get to go home to your bag of skunk at the end of the night.
I still prefer the NEET life myself though, but it wouldn't be the worst alternative.
>>29335108
>get paid below minimum wage
>bringing people their food
>beg for tips
>have to use your own car and not even get compensated for wear and tear or miles on it
pretty much most cucked job
I had one when I was younger where the supervisor dude hooked me up with blow. He was wild creepy tho so eh.
>>29337790
Yeah, drugs are everywhere in food service
>>29336844
I enjoy smoking weed and I enjoy driving though, both of which are big parts of this job.
I deliver pizza. s'alright. Winds up being around 14/hr.
I enjoy driving, and it's pretty easy.
>>29335181
I worked at dominos for a month. from what I've heard it's the worst of the big pizza chains. I'm at a smaller restaurant and I pretty much do what I want
>>29335108
I was a pizza delivery guy for 2 years.
I took a 1969 Chevelle and swapped in a 4.8 l with a 4 speed overdrive and did all the deliveries in a muscle car. Good times.
>>29335108
Depends on where you work and why you do it. I average $30 per hour (high tip area, good mileage pay). I'm going to graduate college with no debt and a degree in biochemistry. I like talking to people and driving around and where I work everyone gets along and respects each other. The CEO even comes in and makes pizzas when it gets really busy or a manager needs the night off.
Or you could work and Dominos, Papa Js, Pizza Slut and hate yourself.
>>29337839
your own car ??? Where i live every delivery pizzeria has its own fleet of scooters
>>29337751
It helps to have no friends.
>>29337694
So what if you're a failure? Most people are. Stop being a pussy and live.
>>29335108
How is any more beta than:
Janitor
Mcdonalds Cuck
Telemarketer
Being a retail bitch getting stepped on by bored housewives all day
Pest control
Dishwasher
There are jobs where you literally have to touch shit with your hands, I don't see what is so bad at all about cruising around and making pizzas.
>be me at 18 (21 now)
>apply at pizzeria to be a delivery boy for the summer, need the cash cuz my computer died
>get the job because I know the owner because I eat lunch there every other day
>get happy and excited
>go home and tell parents
>mom looks at me in horror
>that's such a demeaning job anon, don't do it
>but I need money
>Mom proceeds to give me 900 for my computer
>go back to pizzeria and tell owner
>if you ever need a job anon just come back
>>29338140
>not keeping the job and making even more money
>>29338140
What is this pizza boy is demeaning meme? Why is it sooo bad?
>>29337970
No, it's not, Pizza but is the fucking worst, hands down.
Pizza Hut pay $9 an hour in Aus, whereas Dominos pay $17.
>>29335178
That seriously does not happen at all.
>>29335235
*Step-Fatherhood* ftfy
