How many of you are Here ironically?
i am, i come here when i've been inside too long to make myself feel normal in comparison
I wouldn't say I am exactly, but I'm no robot, that's for certain
I'm here because normalfags are boring.
Here for the freak show lulz
>>29331207
>le ironic meme man
So you're what, 16-18?
Just wait until you finish highschool and/or college. Then there won't be people who are forced to associate with you.
You think you have friends now. Those are just accidents of proximity.
Once that compulsion to proximity is gone you'll have no friends.
No one likes le ironic meme man.
The depression will set in around 22. Earlier if you don't go to college.
If you go to college, you'll drop out at least once. You'll tell yourself it's not your fault, le university just isn't built to contain minds like yours.
The depression will get worse.
You'll develop substance abuse problems. You stop drinking but that just makes you smoke more. You stop smoking and that makes you drink more.
The depression will fade to numbness, until night. Then you'll cry into your pillow and pray to the god you thought le science disproved to bring sincerity into your life-- just one sincere connection with one other human being.
Then you'll blow your brains out because you can't go back and fix yourself.
But you'll have lost le irony in the end.
>>29331207
Came here from depression. Now just shitpost ironically.
>>29332719
And here's the sad story of a failed in life trip.
Lmao stfu son. Your life being so shit doesnt mean other's is/will be the same.
>>29333076
It doesn't change the fact that most robots' lives will play out almost exactly like that. Maybe not for the suicide part, but they'll be rotting away regardless.
>>29331207
Right here, bud.
I have some mental health issues, but I do alright in the dating world. This place is good for a laugh and some occasional porn.
>>29333131
/r9k/ in the year 2016
>>29331207
I'm just here to complain about not being a cute girl, and give robots hope by reassuring them I'll become a robot's gf when/if that happens. Which is admittedly true, just has the issue of me not being female.
>>29332719
>everyone else is me
>>29333173
Aye, s'pose it's time for suicide now that there's nowhere active for robots to spend 18 hours a day.
I started coming here ironically in high school but now that I've graduated I come here daily
>>29334285
There's always wizchan
Good luck corrupting it with all the strict moderation.
Normies who come here to mock robots are the worst of the bunch, fuck off
i come here for the donatello threads
I remember browsing 4chan in general all through high school thinking "I'll never end up like these jobless NEETs on /jp/"
Now I'm just like the people I poked fun at 7 years ago, if you think you're only here to laugh and shitpost I suggest stopping, you might end up like me and become what you initially mocked
>Expect someone else besides me to come in talking about how their a hopeless virgin
>I'm the only one
What the fuck? Fuck off to /soc/ if your life is so great.
>>29334327
Worst? Best? Why so serious? Can't take a joke bloke?
>>29334864
at least wait a few days before reposting a picture you saw here, new friend
>>29334926
Someone lurks. Fine, I'll post my own meme.
To be fair, I just wanted to cheer up this robot.
I'm the opposite. I literally belong here.
> neet
> mental health issues
> tfw no gf
I've been here 6 years and it just keeps going.
I'm only here to try and make people feel bad for me
