>buying vegetables at store
>get all organic vegetables without tags
>go to self check out
>punch them in as non organic to save money and to fuck up their inventory
>walk out
who /devilish/ here?
>eating sushi in a japanese restaurant
>drop wasabi inside green tea
>keep asking waiter why my green tea is so green
>>29331048
>Go to store
>Shoplift condoms because embarassed
>Actually a permavirgin so I will never use them
>>29331083
jokes on you, they don't use real wasabi
you've been eating horseradish the whole time
>>29331127
then how come the green tea turned green ;))
>>29331163
cuz ur gay :^^^^^^^^^)
>go to restaurant
>tell waiter I just want water as my drink
>don't drink any
>it was tap water probably anyway
