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My score was 47, looks like i belong here...
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>>29330605
>tfw cyborg
I don't fit in with anyone pls help
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>>29330605
Bullshit test kek. Got a 112 (with bonus round) and have never even gone out on a date
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i got 16
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I got 98 without even counting that one weird time I had sex. Definitely more "slightly strange". Is having a job and some weird friends all it takes before you guys tell me to get off your board?
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>tfw 58
LIVING ON THE EDGE
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normlife
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72
Inb4 noose
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>>29331244
yep, cyborg here too
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seventy-two
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Looks like I'm a chad.
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54

so close yet so far

and this comment is so original yet so unoriginal
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>>29330605
56
I marked nothing on accomplishment
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>>29331362
The measurement is based on /r9k/ standards

You are a normie by robot standards, you are still kinda weird by normie standards

God have mercy with people who score robot status by robot standards
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120 guess I'm a weeb Stacy
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>Told I have attractive face + jawline
>Not overweight
>Go out on regular jogs
>No addictions
>Shower
>Constantly cut hair short so 0+
>Love life
>Sometimes happy-depressed 0+
>An asshole, but people like me for it
>Anxious around strangers 0+
>Feel like everyone watches me 0+
>Sleep late/ Wake late 0+
>Not a kiddy fucker
>Have friends
>Socialize
>Still like being alone 0+
>Going to Uni
>Had trophies for Martial Arts tournies
>Two kitties
>Contact is pretty big
>Recieved shit ton of texts last night
>Only game on PC
>No record
>Vacation often

65
>Tfw Cyborg but people on both sides in real life accept me as their kin, but don't know who I like more
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>>29330605
Damn, I'm a chad! 4 away from successful! This made me feel real good about myself, thanks bro!
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Got a 30.

I expected lower, honestly.
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>got a literal 7

COWER IN FEAR MORTALS

I POSSESS WEAPONS GRADE AUTISM
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>>29333630
>>29333574
>>29333535


This is my first time coming to /r9k/
>since i mostly hate this board due to shitposting on /pol/

Are cyborgs welcome here
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>>29333658
You're a normie wannabe, which is even worse than an actual normie.
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>>29333688
So was Ewiot Wodgers and you all seem to suck his cock on the daily.
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>>29330605

140. Ready to kill yourselves yet? I am fucking all your qts. I like to hurt them when I do it.
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33, about what I expected. All these normans are pissing me off.

>>29333630
Congrats m8. Get to 0 and you can escape this plane of existence.
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>tfw 76
Fucking cyborg. I'm more of a normie than I thought.
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>>29330605
Cyborg here.
Was friends virgin loser all my life.
I graduated and moved away from my small town and apparentlt my looks improved by the time I graduated.
To deal with my social anxiety(normies make me hate saying it), I created a persona based on womanizing guides from b.
I get compliments on my looks from passing girls once in a blue moon but too bad I still stutter and get uncontrolable shivers if im talking to girls I think are pretty.
I live the robot lifestyle, I just occasionally can trick a girl into thinking im normie long enough to ficki ficki.
Then its back to empty life of never being good enough for anyone to care about
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46. I have the highest score in Accomplishment.

I'm basically a social outcast but I still work for a living, but I hate it. I have nothing to live for except my job and independence.
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>>29330605
Wizard with a score of 24.

June 17 original
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I'm a Cyborg
Got 73
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60

I don't deserve this shit
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>>29330605
44 despite having had sex with multiple partners, doesnt seem right, i should be a cyborg. i did not pay for the sex, they where legit gf. this test sucks
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83, huh highest in social, wouldnt have guessed
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posting this shit, thank you robot
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6 months ago i was at 12
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>tfw 122
why am i even here
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Damn im a cyborg and people not sharing my feels is not what i want to hear
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>>29330605
>138
I'm visiting from other boards. I used to be very depressed/anxious/mentally ill. Glad to see I'm doing much better.
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>>29330605
I'm not good at math, cant' do this test.
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>>29330605
Scored a whopping 36 and actually shed a tear when I scored a +1 for taking care of my dog because I actually feel bad for her as I'm sure she deserves better. The animal is one of the few things that keeps me alive or gives me purpose/emotional satisfaction. I've been praying for death for ~10 solid years (I'm 32) but death never comes and I legit can't suicide because I'm against it on principle (for others, I suppose) and I'm too much of a chicken shit to take matters into my own hands. Was assaulted by some random guy on the street today who punched me in the face for no reason and actually enjoyed it but I didn't hit him back because didn't want to hurt the poor old (and stupid ...) man - it's really too bad it wasn't some maniac with a weapon. :(
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>>29330605
>No smoking addiction
But that's a normie addiction
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Cyborg here, 81.
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103. Ive never been in a relationship and it's not easy for me to meet new people. This test it shit.
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>>29333630
What did you score in? I'm genuinely curious on what added up to 7 for you
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72 reporting in

this is an ororriginal commment
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>>29330605
>tfw 129
>tfw 1 point off successful
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>>29333630
>7
same, i'm pretty stupid too but that's not an option that would probably raise my score
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