>roastie at work tries to invite me to go clubbing
>see through her obvious trap at humiliating me in public
>but slightly swayed as she is very qt
>even consider going for a second
>snap back to reality and reject her offer, as I will not fall for the roast
>go home and ask forgiveness of my waifu for wavering to the roastie whores for even a split second
>buy new figurine of waifu
So /r9k/ how have to combated the roasties today?
>pic related is new figurine cominginb4 floating innertube
that feet game though
Well done, son. Cute figurine too.
>>29330429
thanks senpai. i will never fall to the roastie whores!!
>>29330396
>Akari
My fellow of dark skin colour and abnormal skull formation whom I refer to in a casual manner using street slang
>>29330730
she's number 1 friendo
>>29330396
How much is that figure and who makes it? That shits cute as fuck.
>>29330396
can someone pls explain to me why roasties love to humiliate robots?
>>29331054
it was 58 bucks. free shipping. i got it off amazon
>>29331094
because they think they have some obligation to be "friendly" with people. it just makes them out to be vapid whores who only care about keeping up appearances.
>>29330913
Ayano is close second
>>29331337
yes she is yurifriend. all yuri's are great , but some are just slightly better than others
>>29331380
I want to hug Ayano-chan non-consensually
>>29331413
that's very lewd friendo. always ask your yuri's for consent.
>>29331454
I'd like to chase down Akari, and forcefully hug her before buying her a can of masochist tea and fleeing
Bump for non-consensual Yuri antics
>>29331094
Entertainment. Since there's a man (robot) at work, why shouldn't he be spending his hours responding to her conversation? He'll have to watch it though, he might get creepy.
>>29331647
derailing my thread huh? how bout you contribute and say how you staved off the roasties
>>29331719
By doing this
>>29331505
>>29331737
are you calling akari a roatie? you fucking dare insult my waifu?
>>29331754
No, I'm saying I combated roasties by forcefully hugging Akari instead of them
>>29331777
>trips of truth
i got you now