Femanon you are walking home alone at night when this guy slaps you across the face so hard you fall to the floor and hurt your ankle
He points at you an angrily exclaims YOU WIFE NOW
What do you do?
>>29329082
>It's the anon finally gets fed up with women episode
Accept that this is my life now and join his harem of wives
Marry him for a while and then tell someone and leave with his money.
Mace him and pull the tab on the safety alarm I carry. I don't carry those things for show.
>>29329082
he's Saddam Hussein.
US killed him.
wrongly.
>>29329294
That's not Saddam, retard.
>>29329214
what money? what someone?
>>29329358
Police, family, whatever that he took me away.
Then all his money.
Call the police like any normal person
/thread
>>29329130
Yeah this. As long as I can surf /r9k/ sometimes I'm okay with the arrangement.