OK robots, Story time
It's a long one, but bear with me
>be me, 24, uni student, virgin
>have only asked out 6 girls in my life, two back in school, the second of them was my oneitis for 3 years at that time
>when she found an excuse not to go out with me I stopped even trying for 6 years
>only felt confident enough to ask a girl out almost exactly a year ago
>she was seeing someone else at the time
>she said she would've gone out with me if I had asked her earlier
>next girl just wanted to fuck me, but not date
>didn't go for it because I was already in love with her
>she turned out to be a huge slut/cunt, broke my heart and even made fun of me afterwards
>next girl was an 18 y/o who just wanted to be friends
>last girl I was already good friends with when I noticed I had feelings for her
>had a huge fight over it because she wasn't into me but didn't want to lose me as a friend
>was convinced me asking her out would mark the end of our friendship
>we're still friends but not as close
now to the interesting part
>new semester started mid-april
>study English, so lots of girls in my classes
>don't really care at first, wanted to make it through the semester without girl trouble
>one day in class
>teacher gives us group work
>turn around to my partner
>see girl sitting in last row
>blonde qt, 10/10
>can't describe how pretty she is without sounding incredibly cheesy (not even kidding)
>looks like pic related
>as I look at her, she looks up and sees me
>smile at her
>she smiles back
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT
cont.
>>29327828
cont.
>go home, check all the names on the course registration list
>finally find her Facebook
>my god she's beautiful
>can't believe this angel smiled at me
>only see her once more in class, then she doesn't show up anymore
>crap, I missed my chance to talk to her
>make up my mind that I will ask her out if I see her again
>we have to do presentations for that class, so I figure she'll show up then
>day of her presentation comes by
>she's not there
>probably dropped the class altogether
>be sad af
>first time a girl this pretty smiled at me and now I won't see her again
>friends make fun of me "you wouldn't have talked to her anyways, I know you"
>get even more depressed since they're probably right
>go to class the week after, not expecting anything
>suddenly blondie enters the room
>oh crap, she's here
>her group is doing the presentation
>can't take my eyes off her for the entire thing
>I said I would talk to her if I see her again, so I wait until after class
>have to wait around in front of classroom since her group is getting feedback from the teacher
>she leaves, says good bye to the others and sits down on a bench
>still stand there, pretending I'm waiting for someone
>Ok Anon, you can do this!
>take a few minutes to muster up the courage to talk to her
>then walk over
cont.
>>29327893
cont.
>"Hey, are you also waiting for someone?"
>she looks up
>"I'm waiting for my bus, I have theater rehearsal. Who are you waiting for?"
>"I'm meeting a friend here"
>"Oh no, are you being stood up?"
>"No, he still got a few minutes left"
>holy crap, we're actually talking
>we engage in a proper conversation
>talk about her playing theater since her childhood
>she has rehearsal literally every day right now
>topic of uni comes up
>turns into this silly bit:
>she says she's new in that major
>"You've been here longer, right?"
>I respond jokingly "Yeah, I know you can see that I'm old."
>"What? Old? You're not old. How old are you?"
>"24"
>"24 is not old. If that's old then I'm old too. I'm 23, turning 24 in august"
>"Well, then you're not old for another 2 months"
>"Oh, and then I'm old? Thank god I have some time left"
>"Yeah, but remember I'll still be older than you"
>"Oh right, and maybe you'll turn 25 this year?"
>"In september. I can basically retire by then"
>she laughs
>can't believe how well this is going
>she looks at her watch
>totally forgot the time
>"Oh, I gotta go to catch my bus now. I hope your friend is still coming. See you next week!"
>look after her as she leaves
>didn't have time to ask her out but decide it's better this way
>go home all excited
>can't wait until next class
cont.
I'm here to listen, go on OP!
>>29328041
cont.
>week after
>meet presentation partner before class
>neither of us did any work, so I just sit there talking to her about other stuff
>look up, see blondie walking down the stairs
>she sees me, smiles and waves at me
>she's on the phone
>walks past us
>continue to talk to presentation partner
>turn around after 2 minutes to see if blondie is still there
>she is, still on the phone
>sees me looking at her
>starts walking across the hall, sits down somewhere opposite to me
>when she puts away the phone, she walks over to us
>asks if my partner is also in our class then sits down next to me
>Is this really happening?
>we talk a bit about our class, then about other stuff
>after a few minutes, it's just me and blondie talking, my partner sits there silently
>class already started, but I don't care, neither does blondie
>partner says "We should probably go now"
>ok, fine...
>walk to the classroom, still talking to blondie
>sit next to each other in class
>we proceed to talk a bit, make silly jokes, make fun of people doing a presentation
>wow, she is beautiful, smart, funny, interesting and actually enjoyable to be around
>I know I want to ask her out this time
>just waiting for the class to be over
>after class we walk out together
>"Do you have to wait for your bus again?"
>"No, somebody is giving me a lift today"
>fuck
>"But rehearsal starts late today, so I'm going home first"
>ok, that'll work
>we walk to the bus together
>"I really have to eat something when I get home"
>we arrive at the bus stop
cont.
>>29328305
cont.
>actually have to go a different direction than her
>luckily she lives near the center, so I just say I'm going to H&M to get a new pair of jeans
>"Oh, I ordered from H&M too, but the parcel hasn't arrived yet"
>"Maybe your neighbor took it"
>"Why would he want underwear and bikinis?"
>I just smile
>"Ewww, I don't even want to think about that
>I want to ask her out already, but there are about 200 people waiting at the bus stop
>don't feel like getting rejected in front of half the uni so I wait
>we switch topics
>she actually comes from a town close to mine
>tell her I commuted to uni for almost 4 years
>"But doesn't that take a long time to get here?"
>"Around 2 hours one-way. But I made up for that by sleeping only 3-4 hours per day"
>"Per day or per night?"
>"Yeah, parts of it on the train"
>she laughs
>bus arrives
>100 people rushing to the doors
>she says "I don't like it when it's too crowded. Do you want to wait for the next one?"
>wait for the next bus, still talking about all kinds of stuff
>conversation surprisingly has a natural flow, nothing forced
>bus arrives, get on, sit down, continue talking
>"I'm so hungry right now, I haven't eaten anything since breakfast"
This was the second time she mentioned wanting to eat something. People told me I should've asked her to go grab a bite, but I didn't think of that at that moment
>"Yeah, I haven't eaten anything today either"
>"Wow, you don't eat, you don't sleep, how do you even function? Are you even a human?"
This is the part where I go full autismo.
cont.
It's called pretype you faggot
>>29328427
Go on, Anon. My soul is ready for the autismo.
>>29328513
This.
>>29328427
cont.
>lean forward to her
>"Can I tell you a secret? I'm actually not. I'm a cyborg"
>"Oh, wow, that must be cool without having to eat or sleep"
>"Yeah, it is, but you know, the regular oil changes are kind of annoying"
>"I can imagine. Do you have to get your engines checked as well?"
>"I'm actually neither registered nor checked. That's the reason why nobody can know about this"
>"Oh, don't worry, I won't tell anyone"
>we laugh
When I told this part to my friends they were screaming at me and calling me names and said stuff like "I can't believe she still talked to you after this shit. She must either like you or be a retard. I think the latter"
>somehow the age thing comes up again
>"I feel so old"
>"No, you're not old for another two months, remember?"
>"Yeah, but there is so much I want to do before I get old. I want to travel"
>"Ok, let's try this: you tell me where you want to go and I tell you if the place is worth the visit"
>she calls a county, don't really remember which one
>jokingly "Hm, yeah, I went there. Not really worth going to, their pizza is shitty"
>she laughs
>ok, this is happening
>even my autistic ass knows this is flirting
>we talk about all kinds of stupid shit, make jokes
>some of the awkward jokes are actually initiated by her, not me
>people are staring at us like we're crazy because we laugh at all this stupid stuff
>don't even care, I'm talking to a 10/10 right now and they're not
>our bus stop comes up
>we get off
>still haven't asked her out
>I know she has to turn left at the next corner
>we stop to say good bye
>now or never
>"Hey, if you still have time in between your rehearsals, do you want to go out with me some time?"
cont.
>>29328551
>When I told this part to my friends they were screaming at me and calling me names and said stuff like "I can't believe she still talked to you after this shit. She must either like you or be a retard. I think the latter"
do your friends not understand innocent humor or something
>>29327828
Keep going OP, we're reading.
>>29328590
Evidently not. Sound like they get their girl advice from /fit/ or /pol/.
>>29328551
Gonna grab a shower & a smoke. Eagerly awaiting the rest of the story, OP.
Monitoring autismofest
>>29328551
cont.
>she smiles
>"Yeah, we can do that some time (Hard to put a translation of the literal wording here, English isn't my first language). What's your facebook?"
>holy crap, THIS GIRL is asking ME for my Facebook?
>exchange Facebook
>she says that she really doesn't have a lot of time right now "but we'll find time for that"
>say good bye
>I walk home, smiling like a retard, singing in public like I'm in a Disney movie
>I don't even give a shit about people staring
>tell my friends what happened
>the fuckers kill all the hype
>" "I don't have much time" is girl code for "I don't really want to go out with you" "
>"90% sure there won't be a date"
>actually get nervous and question if this will happen
>wait a few days, then message her
>she takes a lot of time to respond
>she says she didn't have rehearsal the last two days
>"Well, is there rehearsal again today or are you free tonight?"
>she said she didn't have time
>my friends make fun of me, say I'm wasting my time
cont.
look at this corny ass virgin. your story is shit, tl;dr
>>Has contact with girls
Fucking normie scum
>>29328667
Can't take this
NotLikeThis
>Select all the images with a store front.
>>29328814
Just had that on another thread
>>29328687
cont.
>decide I will wait until our next class and talk to her in person
>don't want to be too pushy by messaging her over and over for a date
>also have a stupid fight with a friend about this because he's convinced that even me messaging her initially was too pushy after she said she had no time
>friends' words get to me
>start to truely believe she didn't really want to go out with me
>day of class
>I'm there, waiting
>class starts
>she doesn't show up
>ok, that's a clear sign that she's not into me
>if I could only see her once a week, I wouldn't skip class
>want to talk to somebody about this, but not my friends who made fun of me
>one of my best friends is a girl
>meet her in the evening
>we go for a drink, I tell her the story
>she's convinced that blondie likes me
>"It's the way she reacted. And she's also asking questions when she's messaging you"
>at first she wants to pressure me into inviting blondie to join us, but then she grabs my phone and types something
>she shows me the text
>"Hey, I'm invited to a party at a dorm tomorroy. Do you want to go?"
>ok, sounds fine, wanted to go to that party anyways, so I let her send it
>and then I wait
>and wait
>2 days and blondie has neither read nor replied to the message
>ok, she's ignoring me, I got my answer now
>my female friend says maybe she just didn't read it
>doesn't sound like she believes it herself
>a whole week goes by and no reply
>have the urge to message her again, but decide against it
>if this message was too much then the next one will make me look like a creepy stalker
>class is my last hope
>go to class yesterday
>blondie is not there.
cont.
>>29328879
FUcking
>CONT.
FUCK
>select all images with palm trees
>all images have palm trees in some way shape or form
>>29328960
then select all images? I mean cmon, i know you people here are autistic, but you can't be that retarded.
I'm not gonna read this shit until I see how it ends.
>has contacts with girls
>has facebook
>has friends
>is confident
why are you even here
>>29328986
Yeah but I kept getting it wrong
>great wall of text
are you fucking kidding me OP. this is not story tiem this is a novel
WHEN IS CONT.
I DEMAND CONT.
Fucking this, next time, OP:
>>29328513
>>29328513
>>29328513
>>29327828
>"cont"
Are you gonna finish the story or not faggot?
>>29328879
cont.
>remember my friend told me to message her about something innocent
>ok, this is the last straw
>ask her if she already has decided on a topic for the paper we have to write
>she replies almost instantly
>says she doesn't, asks me in return
>say I haven't either, ask if she's still busy with rehearsals
>long ass message incoming
>she tells me how she found out that the deadline for some of her papers has been moved to an earlier date and that she's swamped with work right now and that she doesn't know how to do all of it in time
>ask my female friend for help what to reply
>this: "Oh, that sounds hard. But you can do it. Just think of the summer break"
>followed by this: "Too bad you're so busy right now, but maybe you still want to go out for a drink some time"
>"Yeah, I think we can manage to do that next week :)"
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>"That would be great"
>"But I have to work the weekend including monday and I have a presentation on tuesday"
>fuck
>"But still, we'll do that
Ok, she still thinks about going out with me. The way she responded makes me really believe she's just very busy right now.
She also confirmed next week again, so I'm certain this is going to happen.
No idea why she would even agree to go out whith me, she has to be insane or something. A girl this pretty, intelligent, funny and interesting... there has to be something wrong with her, otherwise she wouldn't be interested in me.
I'm sorry I have to let you all down like this, the date has yet to take place, but I just needed to post this story right fucking now. This is the first girl that has ever agreed to go out with me and I believe things might work out for me.
Just want to let you know that there is hope, robots. If I can get a date with a 10/10 angel, so can you.
>>29329120
>Just want to let you know that there is hope, robots. If I can get a date with a 10/10 angel, so can you.
Now you can GTFO.
>>29329120
She's gonna keep pushing that date back. Happens to all of us.
Until you actually have one, don't assume the date is certain
>>29329001
>>is confident
I'm really not. I can talk to people I already know, but I can't approach strangers. Even when I'm shopping, I would rather spend hours looking for something than asking the shop assistants for help.
Also I'm constantly troubled by self-doubts and insecurities. Even now I'm sure I will fuck up the date.
>>29329120
hey
remember
>>>"Oh no, are you being stood up?"
from >>29328041
?
The answer is yes in a week. The question asked by nobody but yourself.
Maybe not, who knows.
Good luck in your future endeavours, but I probably should have just gone to bed instead of waiting for you to finish, so you still triggered me a bit.
>>29329120
Keep us posted on your date O.P
>>29329120
Good luck Anon, you did good by not messaging her over and over. I think that's where a lot of people screw up. They forget that texting someone isn't like a face-to-face conversation and they get anxious/insecure.
>"""Looks like pic related"""
>actually looks like pic related
>>29329174
It's like foreshadowing in a movie kek. He is being stood up and she will most likely just use the guy for assistance in her college shit. I wouldn't doubt it that if there's a 1-1 meeting it'll be solely about college work and her having him do most of it.
>>29327828
I still don't know why so many FAGGOTS love to write neverending "cont?cont?cont?" fake stories on their shitty iphones here.
Some advice for you:
- be brief: no more than two dozen lines
- be coherent: no shitloads of useless details
- be interesting: no unreasonable claims, no ramblings, no fagspeech
- don't beg for feedback
- proofread before sending: loudly say "I don't give a shit" every line
- proofread before sending: loudly say "cool story bro" every line
- proofread before sending; don't awake grammarnazis
- always add a "pic related", bonus points for OC
- final check: does your story comply with the 5W rule? "who, where, when, what, why?"
>>29329120
Godspeed, OP. Hope she doesn't stand you up and that you don't spill spaghetti everywhere.
Be sure to keep us posted.
>>29329316
Why did you put so many fucking newlines in your post?
>>29329161
>>29329174
>>29329251
I'm certain there will be a date. She really doesn't have much time right now, rehearsal is everyday and deadlines have been moved. Checked that already.
Also if she wants someone do do her work, I'm the wrong guy. I don't even do my own.
>>29329233
If I posted a picture of her, you would drop your yaw in disbelief. I swear on moot's mom, pic in OP is really the closest I could find.
>>29329340
leddit formatting
>>29329350
Come back in a week or whenever the fuck is your supposed date is happening. Be sure to remind us who you are.
>>29329120
>doesn't reply for weeks
>instantly replies with regards to school
Man, don't you get it? She's hoping she can get out of it in a week. Nobody is that swamped. Are you forgetting how long she ghosted you?
>drink some time
>""""i think""""" next week
>bunch of irrelevant excuses
Forget it man
>>29329316
This story is actually 100% true. I don't own an iPhone, neither did I type this shit on my Motorola.
I couldn't have made the story much shorter without missing important details (at least they're important to me).
If this story wasn't interesting to you, then that's your problem not mine. I didn't beg for your feedback (or any other for that matter).
>>29329350
If she really is 10/10 God speed anon, God speed
>>29329120
Can you greentext your date next week? Please keep us updated, OP
>>29329120
>having facebook
you were never a robot
goodluck anon. I really hope this works out.
NOW GET THE FUCK OFF MY FUCKING BOARD YOU FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111ONE
>>29329385
She didn't reply for exactly a week to a message that was sent at a time when she was probably already in bed.
And remember she didn't even read it. Maybe she genuinely didn't see the message. Happened to me before.
Of course it's still possible that she was ignoring me, but I want to stay positive on this.
>>29329610
I certainly will.
Should I screenshot OP so you know who I am?
>>29329732
Yeah, that sounds good, i'll stay tuned and godspeed dude.
>>29329732
That & link the archive link.
>>29329779
But threads only stay in the archive for 1 week, so if the date is towards the end of the week, it won't be there anymore.
