You have 30 seconds to tell what the best candy is and why it's peach rings.
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>>29327749
>peach rings
Not even close nigger
>>29327749
because it isnt green apple rings, pleb
Inarguably the best candy ever
this is the shit here my friend
>>29327749
Candy is for uncultured barbarians. Real people eat fruits and nuts as snacks.
>>29327877
shut up you hippie
>>29327855
>fellow haribo robot
my nigga
gummies are truly the candy of patricians
>>29327849
nah, chili nut is better than the coffee nut
I forget what they're called, but they look like pink circus peanuts
>>29327901
fuck off the chili nut is for niggers
>>29327877
Did you post this from an apple laptop at starbucks?
>>29327916
lol that stereotype is like so 2006
>anything other than this
You guys are cucks
Turkish Delights are the correct answer
>>29327855
Fuck what i said i have no further arguments
>>29327855
Let's take this shit to the next level
If we're talking chocolate, it's Cadbury Cream Egg.
If we're talking fruity candy, it's Sour Patch Watermelons.
>>29327938
Well you're, like, so pretentious you escaped the confines of 2006.
>>29327916
Actually from my Acer laptop in my NEET palace.
>>29327942
>Swedish Fish
>Culturally enriched flavor additives!
>>29327977
Literally nothing better than sour patch watermelons. Especially on MDMA. They are so chewy and satisfying.
>>29327877
>fruits and nuts have been eaten for thousands, if not millions of years
>candy has only been around for about 100 years
???
>>29327952
my professor brought these in for a literature class one (we were reading cs lewis) and they are actually really really fucking good
>>29327814
>eating rocks
Why
>>29327855
Good.
>>29327942
Cuckfish candy
>>29327952
Roach candy
>>29327972
Good+
>>29327977
Cadbury cream eggs were a little disappointing. They're not bad, but I expected better. They look really good like a sweet cream or condensed milk taste, but it just tastes like frosting.
>>29327952
Fuck no those are disgustingly sweet.
>>29327749
The only reason we need other types of candy is so we can eat them in between sweet and sour bacon strips. Banana candy and fried eggs are dope tho.
>>29328040
>Banana candy and fried eggs are dope tho
wat
>>29328030
Rock candy dumbass
its chocolate and its great.
>>29328040
Yes those are really good.
I enjoy high quality dark chocolate and the Haribo stuff posted so far.
Dark chocolate is allowed among nuts and fruit.
Top tier:
Haribo grapefruit slices, peach slices
Bretty gud tier:
Haribo gold bears, cola, sour bears, fruit salad, Kroger brand sour worms
Chocolate tier:
Cadbury caremello, York peppermint Panties, milky way midnight, Ghirardelli dark anything except shitty 80%+
Shit tier:
Anything by trolli or black forest
Im losing interest in making list but want some lemon heads and candy corn isn't bad, circus peanuts ale delicious and don't deserve the bad reputation
>>29328160
I don't think nuts really go with candy. Fruit makes sense, chocolate is stretching it, but nuts can fuck off straight to hell.
>>29328185
m8 in america trolli is really fucking shit and has this disgusting flavour but in the first world it actually tastes really good
>>29328233
I'm in the USA, the country that defines being first world or not. Trolli is fucking shit here too. I'm pretty sure it's like that everywhere.
maoam pinballs
>>29328233
Its not even about flavor. Trolli is much sweeter and doesn't even have a gummy texture.
I was friends with this Danish fucktard in uni. Always going on about how great his obscure and irrelevant country was, especially their delicacy candy. Salted fish pussy with lye or something like that, I forgot the proper dingadurgen word. Anyway his family sends him a few bags in a care package and he let us all try one. It was the nastiest shit ever. I spit it out and later when noone was looking I threw the bags in the trash so he couldn't trick anyone else. That guy was a real asshole. It takes dedication to eat like 6 pieces pretending to like it before he finally said he was 'saving the rest for later'.
>>29327749
You know those chocolate balls with orange peel inside?
Ahh kill me but give me a box of those first
![haribo%20gummi%20frogs[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/p7quVZA.jpg "haribo%20gummi%20frogs[1].jpg")
Where ma OG niggas at?
>>29328445
mah nugga. crocodiles and sharks are great too.
>>29328445
I love those shits. It's a pain in the ass to find though.
>>29328445
I made something like this with my mom when I was a kid. It was the coolest shit ever.
>>29328445
>>29328466
The nostalgia has hit me. I used to buy a mix when I was younger and pretend they would fight and eat each other. The frogs were giant frogs so they weren't at a disadvantage.
>>29328499
Is that gelatin? That sounds like delicious fun. I need a mommy gf to make candy ponds with me.
peach a shit, Watermelon is where it's at faggit
>all these people trying to be unique snowflakes
Reese's Cups are clearly the best chocolate candy, and Sweet Tarts are the best non-choc candy.
>>29328576
Special snowflakes would like shit like licorice or horehound. You just have shit taste in candy.
>>29327814
O shit
What is the specific name of that rock candy??
>>29328655
i've only ever seen it in the bulk bins at TOP grocery ... idk if that chain even exists anymore.
it's really shitty chocolate, pretty much just a novelty item.
Cheery sours over peach rings. Stop being shitty in your choices and obtain diabetes.
>>29327749
Sugar Free gummy bears top everything.
Since I'm on a diet, these sugar free gummy bears are the shit.
>>29328811
Suck on your asshole, if you are on a diet eat fucking frozen fruit you pile of human garbage
>>29328850
Are you sure you don't want to try these wonderful sugar free gummy bears?
>>29328869
they're a blast
>>29328032
Creme eggs used to be better. But then those American shitters, Kraft, bought Cadbury and fucked up all the recipes.
>been eating one of these a day for the past week
>body says no but brain says yes
any britbongs want to help with an assisted suicide
>>29327952
Especially the ones with pistachios in them
hnnnngh
>>29328850
Why frozen fruit if on a diet? Unless you're trying to bulk fruit should be avoided. Frozen peaches and pineapple are my weaknesses. Fortunately I'm not fat so I can have a bowl every morning.
>>29328811
I've heard those make you shit yourself really fast
ur such a trolll xD
>>29329032
Perfect for diets.
>>29328934
>tfw this will never be made again, we just have the version with oreos in it now
>>29329084
Why anon. Why did you have to remind me of that?
>>29327749
SO GUD
>>29327749
sour gummi worms
>>29328011
not to contradict but candy has been around for about 10,000 years
>>29329032
Its just a meme. I get them from CVS. They're pretty good. I don't eat but about half a bag at a time so maybe I just haven't eaten enough, but if it's really the rocket fuel memesters say it is I should at least be scooting about at least a little.
>>29327749
chours- cherry sours
!!! Holy shit yes you are a legend my friend cherry sours!!!
This is objectively the only right answer.
>>29327749
Peach rings are good but I like sour gummy worms best
Try and name better sweets
Protip:you probably can
>>29327749
The only candy I've eaten in my life are jawbreakers when I was small. I was autistic and bit hard resulting in both of my then growing buck teeth to get fucked up.
>>29329134
>>29329032
The artificial sweetener molecules are hydrophilic, making water molecules attracted to them, so yeah eating a large amount should give you the shits.
>>29329092
It was the best of the three, easily. Actually I don't remember trying the other two.
>>29329201
too bland...
![8214-2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8EIMWDf.jpg "8214-2[1].jpg")
CandyKino reporting in.
>>29327749
My mouth started watering
>>29328499
just reminded me of this, thanks for nostalgia wave anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh9-dXnIB5s
