Do any fembots want to be my girlfriend?
You must be a virgin, enjoy fast food, and have impeccable fashion sense.
Pic is me.
>>29327595
Stop imitating reviewbrah you pig
If it was the real deal you would post a vocaroo
>>29327595
I actually find him very cute and would want to be his gf
>>29327738
He would never be with you. He's severely allergic to roasties.
>>29327595
A reminder that reviewbrah is more successful than any of us and I'm completely okay with this.
>>29327595
He needs to wear colors like these more often
Black doesn't suit him at all but he looks great here
he looks good but once he talks I would assume no girl would touch him. and plus he nees a girl that would match him in style which would be literally zero
>>29327595
i hope reviewbrah shows up ITT and roasts you on vocaroo
>tfw not from America
>I will never be able to purchase the same thing he's eating in the video, sit down and eat while he eats, pretending we're having a romantic dinner for 2
>>29328062
he has more than enough groupies who want his dick anyway
>>29328330
>hello everyone this is running on empty pussssyyy review. going to be banging today a thick white girl today, pussy kinda hairy but nice small size I can see.
>>29328816
call me new but is this a new vocaroo or...?
>>29327595
I really like this picture for some reason
>>29329022
Me too! Save it, it's all yours my friend.
>>29328980
Yes, I recorded it this evening in response to the OP.
>>29328816
I love ya, man.
>>29327595
Why is he so likeable?
>>29328816
How do you feel about camel hair?
>>29329118
I think a camel hair topcoat with a black suit would look very nice.
This'll be my last post in the thread for now, keep your eyes peeled for a new VORW tonight by the way.
>>29327595
>$3.79 for a shirt.
Fuckin' jews at goodwill. Go to salvation army instead.
>>29328816
Thank you for gracing us with your presence, Reviewbrah. <3
>>29329086
Because he's a robot. Some would argue about it tho, but the fact of the matter is that he has never had a gf or real friends etc. Heck, he didn't even go to his own prom. He's based af.
WHAT OTHER BOARDS YOU BROWSE?
can someone explain reviewbrah to me? Is he just trolling or is this dude seriously obsessed with the early 30's and 40's mad men aesthetic?
>>29328816
Fuckin' R E K T. Originalio.
>>29329138
>a new VORW tonight
So soon?
>>29329173
/fit/ and /sci/
>>29328816
Why do you always make vocaroos in every thread about you? Why not make a video?
Does his whole wardrobe come from Goodwill?
>>29329179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch_phMlVuZA
>>29329173
He's known to browse /a/ and /biz/ and sometimes makes a thread on /x/ too.
>>29329216
yeah but is that truly his life or is he some kind of dead-pan actor?
>>29329138
If a write a letter real quick will I be featured in the mail segment in this episode?
>>29327595
desu I think he pulls off that look really well.
>>29327595
This is bait. No man this good looking would lower his standards like this
>>29328816
YES
vocaroo doesn't lie
>>29329194
Added trip to avoid impersonation. I decided to make another one soon because I didn't have much to do and I was in the mood to make one. I would have made it public on Monday but only 6 people had written in at that point so I waited for more letters.
>>29329215
Some of it, and there's no shame in that in my opinion.
>>29329264
Unfortunately no, but yours probably will be read first in the next program.
I don't use this site much lately but I check in periodically.
report why aren't you constantly shitposting on /ck/
>>29328816
I'm happy this happened
>>29329317
How can I send you a letter?
I didn't delete the post with the vocaroo by the way, but if the mods felt a need to delete it, I understand.
>>29329366
Via the YouTube message system or email to [email protected] or [email protected]
>>29327595
I sincerely hope this is b8
>shit tier suit
>shit tier second hand store
>beta jaw line
>rapist eyes
>doesnt even lift
You're seriously weakening the gene pool for generations to come if you mate, which will inevitability be with a troglodyte hambeast.
I feel good knowing most robots here have given up hope and will preserve our genetic evolution by dying alone but you sir, you need to be euthanized promptly.
>>29329317
I wish I could hang out with you. You're a cool guy. I like your cat, too.
>>29329395
That's not his cat tho but his uncle's or aunt's.
>those prices
KEK...Where?
>>29329380
>>29329379
Thanks. I thought he meant physical letters (I have some nice postcards I haven't sent to anyone yet) but this is fine too. Here's a picture of my cat.
>>29328591
Kek la kek, lad.
>>29329388
implying you actually care about the gene pool you fucking stupid bastard
dumb frogposter
I bet you care about your hair too dont you faggot
I bet you put quite some time and energy into styling it
stupid faggot
dubs cant save you now faggot
*teleports behind you*
*unsheaths throwing stars*
*kills you*
heh ... nothing personnell ... kid
I'm going to head off.
Take care all, VORW tonight as I mentioned, possible drink review tomorrow, poll results & discussion will also be tomorrow.
>>29329538
Take er easy Reviewbrah stop back any time
>>29329492
My scouter is detecting is autism level being >9000!
>>29329538
later dude
>>29329173
>>29329218
He also said that he browses /pol/.
Honestly Reviewbrah is based as fuck, makes the comfiest videos, seems really genuine and nice and can also be funny in his own unique way.
>>29329626
>le over 9000 meme
Fuck off tbqh.
>>29329646
Who takes these pictures?
>>29329749
I honestly have no idea. He posted these pics on his subreddit but no clue as to who's behind the camera
>>29329388
>>29329626
>>29329649
liar BTFO
guess i win again huh?
heh ...
dont worry youll get there
but probably not
>tfw you'll never be on a romantic food-reviewing date with reviewbrah
why even live?
>>29327595
fembot here. reviewbrah is extreeeemely cute.
more guys should wear suits and ditch their man buns.
>>29329749
there's this crazy new invention called a bipod
its only been around for a few years so thats maybe why you haven't heard of it
>>29329749
His dad.Or his qt gf.
>>29329646
Wtf does he do for a living? Or is he a NeET?
>>29327595
Quit imitating review brah. I saw your other thread on /pol/ earlier you pathetic fag.
