does it? I feel like this is the only accomplishment I've made in my life.
Greentext phaggot
>>29327210
This. Give us the details OP, then we'l decide.
>>29327134
I am not sure who fucked whom in this case, lad.
>>29327134
Depends. Hqve you ever done cocaine or amphetamines? Also, do you unironicallyy support LGBT rights, while looking at gay porn in disgust?
If yes to both, ye are a chad.
>>29327210
>>29327286
I've told the story on here before but here it is
>be me
>be 16
>have friend that has one of those "cool" moms that let us party and drink at her house
>during the summer we have like 15 of us over there getting shit faced
>she drinks a little bit and goes to bed at like midnight
>around 3-4am everyone starts to crash
>no room for me on a bed so I decide to sleep out in the living room on a recliner
>it's cold as fuck in the house
>decide to go upstairs into a closet to find a blanket
>the closet is right outside of her bedroom
>in my drunken state, I accidentally bang into shit and make a fuck load of noise
>she opens the door
>"sorry, it's just cold as fuck downstairs and I was looking for a blanket"
>she says "you can sleep in my bed"
>I'm shitfaced so I have no issue with saying "ok" immediately
>go into her room and we talk with the lights off
>occasionally I can feel her warm, soft thighs brush up against my leg/hand
>she starts asking me about girls
>tell her my current girlfriend only lets me fuck her missionary with a condom and makes me pull out
>she laughs and keeps getting me to explain graphic details of it
>eventually we start talking about kissing, or how shitty most guys kiss
>she asks me to show her how I kiss and we start making out
>she starts rubbing my dick through the fabric of the shorts I was wearing
>my dick is a fucking diamond in siberia winter
>she starts going down on me really slowly and sensually, kissing the insides of my thighs and my balls
>she starts deep throating me and I'm literally in tears with how happy I am
>ask her to stop before I cum and tell her to lay beside me in the spoon position
>she slides her panties off and I rub her clit and I can already feel she's fucking soaking
>slide my dick in and I swear to god, to this day I've never had pussy even 1/10th that good
>end up cumming within 5 minutes and filled her pussy up
>keep fucking her for like 45 mins after that and I can feel her cum
cont.
>>29327607
>she has a pack of cigarettes and we share one in the dark after it's all over kind of in awe of what just happened
>tell her that I'd better get out of her room before my friends wake up and find up
>she laughs and throws me an extra blanket
>I go into the living room and jerk off again afterwards because it was such a fucking awesome experience
>end up having sex with her at least 2 times a week for the next 2 years
>end up moving out of state but I still miss her
I forgot to mention that she had been divorced for years so that may be why she was such a freak
>>29327607
>>29327641
Hot. Got any pics?
>>29327607
>tfw when you nut but you still fuckin'
MY NIGGA
>>29327607
>>29327641
Hot. You should still get out you normalman ree.
>>29327641
>>29327607
How attractive was she? Hard to imagine a mother of a 16 year old being super hot.
>>29327710
there's an older pornstar that looks just like her named linda friday. imagine friday but with dark hair
>>29327607
>Current girlfriend
GET OUT. GET. OUT. YOURE NOT A FUCKING ROBOT YOU NORMAN MORMON PIECE OF SHIT DIEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29327755
Shut up faggot. We need people like him here to post stories like this.
>>29327822
Fuck off summerfag normie prick you don't fucking belong here. If you want stories like that go to reddit
>>29327842
lol dude what do you want me to say? I got drunk and she tried to have sex with me but I left her room and played with transformers?
My friend had a hot mom, she hopped on my dick when I was 15. Good times.
>>29327842
This. r/4chan is waiting for you, shitstick.
>>29327607
>>29327641
god fuck yeah I just came to your post
that was fucking hot
any other stories?
>>29327842
>>29328028
/r9k/ was actually good before you dumb frogposters got here.
l0l she gonna go to prison familam
>>29327134
>does it?
No. It makes you a dude who fucked your friend's mom before you were 18. You made this thread purely for attention you vapid person.
I have to give you props OP. The closest I have to that story is me having fucked not one but all three of a guys sisters, two of which were before I was 18, the last was like when I was 20.
>>29328293
tell the story brah
>>29328357
There isn't much of a story.
I lost my virginity to one of his twin sisters when I was 15. then when I was 17 I fucked the other one. flash forward a couple years and there was a party at his parenets house and his older sister showed up. She was like 25 when I was 20. She wanted the D and I gave it to her.
Thing is I'm pretty sure my friend only knows about the last one.
>>29327134
>>29327607
>>29327641
>only accomplishment in life is being statutory raped
>>29328478
>rape
nigga pls I wanted that shit from the first time I talked to her.
