Post your most perverted sexual fantasy to prove that you are a robot
I want to put my dick in a wet vagoo and maybe move around once or twice
>>29326988
>>29326988
>that gif
hgnnnhh
how can fembots compete with that
I want to put a live female in a freezer
>>29327025
you need to be locked up for a long time sicko
I want to be kept as a girl's pet kitty, kept in chastity and a plug tail, and only allowed to meow and crawl around like a cat. i don't even want to have sex with her, just be her pet
>>29327107
femanon detected
you're my gf now
>>29326988
I want to sneak up on a young couple in love having sex cowgirl style in the dark and in one quick motion pull his dick out of her, put mine in, hold her arms to her sides and plunge a knife into his chest so that she has to watch him die in the faint light and feel his blood pour out onto her chest while he feels the motion of me pounding my cock into his love's body as he dies. When he bled out and she was appropriately full of cum, i'd KO punch her and get her prints on the knife and leave some evidence to make it look like she was spurned and took revenge and he knocked her out in the process.that'll show those fuckin' normies
>>29326988
Sexual fantasies are for people that still have hope.
there's this milf I wagecuck with I really want to piss on
To embrace my lover as I ejaculate inside her passionately.
>>29327128
>femanon
Sorry anon..
>>29327061
https://a.cocaine.ninja/sfqprs.webm
For some reason i really like to have my hands and fingers liked. Dunno guys, it's just like feeling a wet pussies, my dick gets really hard in a second
I want a qt to lock me up in her basement and put a shock collar around my neck. I want her to use me as a sex slave until I develop stockholm syndrome.
I think Kim Kardashian is the hottest woman on earth.
There.
>>29327993
Why do you think that, anon? Feel free to post pics to support your reasoning.
>>29328020
Because of her ass, and just looks in general.
I mean I assume I don't have to show you who she is.
It's not that popular of an opinion.
>>29327993
>Promising, full hips
>Sticklegs
No thanks
http://www.tfgamessite.com/play.php?id=82
I want to ejaculate inside of a girl's vagina
>>29326988
I don't have any fetishes because the sole thought of having normal sex at least once in my life sounds like a distant, impossible fantasy.
>>29328079
That's kinda normal tho.
Still i would prefer on her belly
have an online friend who sent me a picture of her doing one of those mud mask things...
I split my screen with poo porn vids and her pic and pretend she smeared poo on her face just for me.
>>29327294
AAAAHHHHNNNGGGHHH
man I have so many weird fetishisms that I can't even determine what's the weirdest anymore.
I think the most consistently recurring one is where I find an amazing gf and we end up being captured by some monster and I'm feminized into a fully functional woman and we are both used as breeding slaves for the rest of our lives.
One I had today was all mammals but humans becoming exclusively male while humans became exclusively female, and could be impregnated by all of these animals with a 50/50 chance of producing a human woman or a litter of animals with litter size depending on how big the baby will be. There would be a small chance of the human child having some animal trait.
And I'm posting this while talking to my grandmother, rock hard.
>>29328132
>a girl will never give you this look or want you to fuck her
I just want to get my hands on some cum-enhancing pills so I can cum so much in my gfs mouth that it just pours out and falls on her boobs. I don't know why that feels so empowering, i just find the thought of my gf not being able to swallow me entirely extremely hot.
smelling a hot girls arm pits and feet.
i know, i'm a creep.
>>29327294
Holy fuck
No girl will ever be this flirty with you
Reeeeeeeee
>>29328248
You can already do that. Just point your dick at the side of her mouth when you cum. Your dick will prevent her from swallowing and it will spill out.
My bf does this to tease me, because I told him I didnt want to get any cum on myself or my clothes.
>>29328349
No girl will do that because its illegal. Why are men so dumb.
fucking a girl i knew which she is now in a great college and strangling her while i suck her toes.
no edginess, only truth.
Idont have anybecause Igave up on the idea of ever being in a relationship, having friends or even having sex at all. I'm dead inside.
I want to fuck a girl in the mouth. I don't wan't her pussy, just her mouth. Preferably a good hooker with lots of spit that wont complain much.
>>29328370
why would nopan be illegal
as long as you're not putting your naked vagoo on display nobody cares
>degenerate
>robot
pick one
I want to corrupt an innocent loli and make her pose for me in cute dresses/skirts, exposing her panties. Then I want to thigh fuck her while her panties are still on, and cum all over them (the panties).
I wish I had a twin I could spend my life with and have a scandalous sexual realationship with.
That explains why I'm attracted to people who look like me.
>meet pretty freckled redhead for first date dinner
>"Oh anon, this is lovely"
>Slim, busty, but not intimidating
>go back to my place together
>Have some fine wine
>She's a little buzzed but not tipsy
>I have something to show you
>Take her to basement
>It's a home theater lit by candlelight
>Facing a flat screen is a red velvet chaise
>She sits down
>Shackles clamp around arms and legs
>She's trapped on the chaise
>She screams
>"Let me go! Don't hurt me!"
>Hurt you? Of course not, I just want to give you dessert
>A tube falls from the ceiling
>Shove it in her mouth
>Thousands of gallons of soft served are pumped into her petite form
>Tears flow
>She's forced to drink it all
>Stomach pooches out
>It's filling every part of her body
>Pop! Her shirt buttons fly off
>She's struggling but still drinks and still grows
>Her sharp features are now soft and chubby
>Pants and shoes shred
>She's a good four hundred pounds now
>Stop the soft serve
>Unshackle her
>Pull hose from mouth
>She's sobbing and gasping
>Too big to stand she wobbles like jello and clenches her fat fists
>"Please anon...."
>What?
>"Please give me more, it's so good"
>Her four chins wobble as she cries, begging
>Put hose back in
>She suckles it as it starts again
>She keeps growing
>Later I stop the hose
>She's now so fat that she can't move
>Legs and feet entirely hidden under fupa
>Hands useless and covered by rolls of wrist fat
>Tits as large as a man and laying on the floor draped over the puddle of her
>She moans in ecstasy at the memory of the ice cream
>Her tiny fat lips are still working at nothing
>I pull out my dick and climb on top of her belly
>So soft and squishy
>She suckles my dick greedily like the hose
>Later I fuck her folds, no one can find her pussy now
>Live my life like normal
>Every night come home to my big secret in the basement
>Feed and fuck her
Am I beyond repair?
>>29326988
Im hanging out with the next door neighbor girl that grew up playing with me and turned into a beautiful woman, she is all excited because she is cooking for me for the first time and I have a big appetitee because I have been playing football with the guys in the back yard all day while the girls sat drinkinglemonade and discussing what they read in the magazines.
After dinner we move to the living room and put a I nice record while I have a drink, she is a sweetheart and. Ot allowed to drink so she is just content with listening to me talk about how I'm starting a job at the bank with my dad and soon we will marry,move together and start a family with 3 kids
Suddenly the door opens and I get ready to welcome her dad with a firm handshake, he fought in the war and my family has a lot of respect for him but instead a black nigger walks in, I grab the lamp and start to make my way towards him to make him clear he needs to leave right now because this is private property but my sweetheart runs to his arms and gives him a passionate kiss
I don't understand, I'm beyond shocked so I can't move while I see him grab her ass while blowing weed smoke at the same time
He slaps her and tells her to go wait in the bedroom which she does giggling and then smiles at me and thanks me for keeping the secret and getting her parents off the house so they can fuck
He winks at me and heads to the bedroom
My parents aren't expecting me for another hour amd I don't know what to tell the so instead I stay there listen to them moan and destroy the bed
Worst part is that I actually had a boner, I debated telling her parents the truth for months because I was afraid of her dad breaking my face the moment I insinuated anything. The night I was supposed to pop the question she leaves me with both family's and runs away to be a hippie and fuck and do drugs for the next twenty years and finally marry some poor fuck like me
>>29326988
Tie a man or woman up and tie a plastic bag around the head and watch him or her suffocate and struggle and beg for air and panic and die.
>>29328561
You're not alone, anon...every day I dream that life..
>>29328600
Finally iome home and I dig my grand grand grand fathers old co federate uniform with all his medals and I masturbate as I weep for the future of our country and the white race
>>29326988
I want to fuck my little sister, cum inside her, then kidnap her and raise our child together.
i am just thinking wouldn't it be funny if men just completely ignored women sexually, like never paid them any attention for sex
how would they react
i want to break my legs and or hip again, so that nurses can take care of me,
wouldnt be the first time
White Slavery(because blacks are ugly)
>>29328581
What the fuck did i just fucking witness you fuck
Something involving a dangerously thicc girl with a fortysomething-inch booty, anal sex, andfarts
>>29326988
thanks for the weird boner
I want to hold hands with a woman that loves me
I want to find a girl that loves me and I love her and spend the rest our lives together growing old and raising a family.of course this is all a fantasy like the OP stated...it will never happen
>>29326988
I would like to fornicate with a female drenched head to toe in her own blood, with self-inflicted gashes everywhere.
>>29328581
Say hello to r/4chan
I got 4 for you, robros:
>being in a city as a giant woman destroys it (yaaay macrophilia)
>being cared for by my (female) best friend as I die from some chronic illness or slowly shrink into nothing, the last sensation I have being her holding me tight as I fade.
>being a gladiator and landing tons of high-class women despite being owned property.
>either being a decadent Roman patrician or being the beloved/favored slave of one
>>29328370
>going commando is illegal
u wot m8
>>29328415
doomguy no don't let go there are yet demons to be slainconsider a therapist
>>29328581
jesus christthat's biologically impossible, anon
>>29328359
I know but what I mean in a more exact sense is that there's just too much cum for her, as much as she tries to keep her mouth closed on my dick. She likes being dominated and I do enjoy it, but I don't like things such as facefucking or gagging or facials. I do not enjoy humiliating to assert dominance, I enjoy seeing her not being able to take my whole dick in her mouth or not being able to swallow me entirely. I find this as being on a separate level of dominance.
This
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VmBMxMivJXQ
>>29328581
Anon, please. Stop it.
>>29326988
>stalk an average, reclusive, chubby, long-haired robot late at night on his way home from a magic the gathering tournament or something
>knock him out, restrain him, drag him to my car and drive him home
>drag him down to my basement, restrain him and pull his limbs as far apart as possible, don't bother gagging him since I live in the middle of nowhere and no one will hear
>strip off his shoes and clothing
>wake him up by burning the side of his face with a hot poker
>as he's screaming, douse the burn with hot oil
>continue to burn various parts of his body
>take out a large knife and cut into the burnt tissue, parting the skin and exposing muscle
>kneel down to his feet, using the knife split one of his toes in half and play with the divided pieces
>do this until he passes out from the pain
>move him to a table, strap him down so he can't even move so much as his head
>make a slit in his body from the base of his neck to his dick, completely opening his torso
>vivisect him
>run my hands along his organs, cut them out piece by piece and rearrange them
>somehow he stays alive during thing
>get on top of the table, straddle him
>wrap my hands tightly around his neck and strangle him to death
>sew him up tightly, seal every orifice to promote as much bloating as possible during decomposition
>put him near a heat source to speed up the process
>stay down there for days obsessively observing him, recording the process with a good video camera
>after awhile his skin will have marbled, peeled, separated, his body will be disfigured beyond all recognition, face mutilated, hairline and nails receding, fluids collecting and leaking from even the smallest of openings
>at this point I make love to the body over and over again
>cut open his skull, remove portions of his brain and put the tissue inside of me
>cut off various parts of his body and do the same
>grind against his body and make a hideous mess
field too long, you get the picture, just fucking kill me
>>29326988
I'm virgin. I just want straight sex. With a virgin female, because I don't like sluts.
>>29329534
Won't having sex make you a slut?
>>29329455
that's actually kinda hot, tbqhwy family.
Ok...here goes nothing
I'd really want tocuddle wth a girl and hold her hand tight while she tells me how much she loves me.She would then fall asleep on my chest and I'd realise how good my life is and how lucky I am to have a girl like her
I want to have a qt mount me and ride me cowgirl as she strangles the life out of me. To have her go in for a kiss right as i black out.
>>29326988
I dont remeber. Most of my fantasies are dead including sexual ones.
>>29329601
Reported.
Fucking sick freak.
>>29329601
>mfw there are people like this on /r9k/
you disgust me you fucking worthless sack of shit
>>29328926
So it's you, appropriating our memes
What counts as perverted anyway?
>>29329940
Not socially acceptable/not normal.
My main one is having really rough sex e.g. slapping, biting, punching, scratching, grappling, etc. during which we both are inflicting pain on each other to determine who will end up on top. Pretty much it's incredibly violent sex wrestling.
>>29326988
I'm fairly vanilla compared to a lot of anons on this board. I do occasionally like fart porn, and rarely scat. I think these are common fetishes for robots because they humanize women and make women not seem like mythical creatures with whom we have no idea how to communicate.
>>29330136
Like having consensual sex for sole purpose of procreationwith your sister?
>>29329569
I'm so glad someone thinks so, seriously
>>29326988
A lot of you have boring fetishes, no wonder you cant get girlfriends.
>>29328581
I got a boner. Dear fucking god what's wrong with me?
>>29330168
If this
>>29330136
Is what constitutes as perverted then rough sex is extremely vanilla.
>>29328349
Fuckin' Hell anon. The switch from Fap to Feel was instant
>>29328926
>>29328776
Honestly not the worst sexual fantasy I've read here. Get a grip guys.
>>29330239
Well, I mean I think my fantasies go a bit beyond vanilla, because when I say incredibly violent in there, i mean leaving bruises for days, bleeding a lot, literally anything that wouldnt result in me or my partner dying.
>>29330301
>literally anything that wouldnt result in me or my partner dying
Yeah, that's still pretty vanilla.
>>29330322
It's vanilla compared to the rest of /r9k/ for sure, but not compared to the rest of the population.
>>29330351
It's just rough sex. Women love the fuck out of that shit even if they won't admit it.
I met this underage chick at work who told me in confidence that she prefers to be referred to with male pronouns. I said sure, because I don't really care. Anyway, my fantasy is to fuck her mouth until her pussy starts throbbing, and she begs for my cock, and she loves getting fucked so much she gives up on her desires to be male and becomes my housewife.
>>29330372
Yeah, but not to the point I want to take it. I mean i want to end up with me and my partner bleeding and bruised all over.
>>29328244
Who is she?
Originalcomento
>>29328653
I'm the immediate future, they would all become lesbians, and scream about how they don't need men to satisfy them. But eventually they would all crave thep*n*sand form roving bands of female rapists. Then some of them would offer themselves as sex slaves, rendering the female rapists obsolete. From there, society would rebuild itself to be more like the 50's where women stayed at home and actually cared about their husbands more than themselves. In other words, it would take about 20-40 years, but eventually men would have the upper hand again.
>>29330392
This. Raping qt3.14 lesbians straight.
>>29331100
Also check my trip dubs. Expel the Normie, so sayeth I.
>>29330228
It's okay anon, I creamed myself while writing this
>>29330727
Or eventually artificial wombs would be developed and women will become completely obsolete.
>>29331100
Well, (s)he's got a boyfriend, though who knows what that means with kids these days. I'm pretty sure she's attracted to men, she's given me googly eyes before.
I want to fuck her pussy full force until she's a submissive bitch so bad, you guys.
>>29331149
google image search has been fucking shit lately
I want to have sex in the missionary position for reproductive purposes.
>>29331378
I don't remember where I got it from sorry
Here's some more I have saved
>>29328581
Jesus fucking Christ anonkeep going
>>29331520
Thanks super famicom. I love vintage porno, especially with the hairy bush. I've never seen an image like that with the asshole, top tier stuff.
>>29331652
Here's a similar one my family friend
>>29331691
Gorgeous, simply gorgeous.
>>29331710
Wow! Look at this naked dame
>>29331710
Another lovely lady from long ago
>>29331710
Looks like fun back in the day
>>29331710
Ok that's all folks, end dump
>>29331944
You're the best dude.
>>29331944
Thank you for this!that hand location on the last one!
I just want to worship the cock that created me.
I can't fap to anything else, and I really wish I wasn't like this.
I want the power to do lewd acts with anyone I want just by asking them. Like, I get a random boner on the subway, I stand up, ask a qt girl to open her mouth, and fuck her face until I cum down her throat, then go on my way.
Basically like those "sex pass" hentai animus, but without the card and without people complaining against it, just accepting it as shit that happens.
Also public use girls.
>>29331944
I also have a bit of vintage 2bh
>>29332227
Until you cum and then don't feel like that at all.
>>29332300
Gotta check these dubs
>>29328517
name of the anime, please!
>>29332210
You masturbate to your dad's dick? Like, fucking your mom?
>>29326988
I want to be turned into a fairy and enjoy both being a fuzzy mothman and giantesses.
For about 8 years I've been masturbating to the idea of breaking into a cute girl's apartment, tying her up and raping her repeatedly over a weekend.
And incest.
And whatever Horihone Saizou is.
>>29326988
>you will never mindbreak a heroine who wants to defeat you to save the world.
>you will never send her soulless carcass back home and promise them you will return to pick her up.
>no vidya does this, no h-related to this either.
Why live.
>>29332640
What's the point of mindbreaking someone if you send their fucking carcass back?
>>29329005
>he thinks I never tried therapy
Amateur.
>>29332475
No, I fap to the idea of him fucking me.
How do I seduce my father?
>>29332792
Are you a cutie?
oregano comment
>>29332792
You should consider not being a fruitcake
literally all i want is to be a beautiful woman's toilet, she'd tease me and make me lick her firm, heavy turd before eating it bite by bite. then she'd turn around and let me tongue her asshole for hours while she watches TV, just to make sure it's clean of her waste
>>29332256
Nice, I feel like they're more pure even though I know they're not
>>29332832
I have an okay face.
My mom is 400lbs and he's basically a robot so I don't think he has high standards.
But he's a moral person.
>>29332464
Kuma Miko
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56fe9cce57237
This is what I just fapped too.
>ywn go back to being a young boy with pristine edge as your mom
>mommy will never fuck you to show you how to have sex
>mommy will never be your gf that you have to keep a secret
>ywn have a loving, passionate taboo relationship with mommy that makes you into a real man
>throat fucking this thing
>>29327169
You do know Schizoid Personalty Disorder has extreme sexual fetisization as a symptom, right?
>tfw a beautiful asian girl will never invite you to her place
>she will never serve you an impeccably cooked meal
>she will never sit down and eat with you, a visibly uncomfortable look on her face
>she will never offer you dessert after you finish
>she will never squat over a plate and push out homemade chocolate cake she pushed up her ass before you arrived
>you will never taste her delicious caketurd, shaped and flavored by its time spent inside her divine bowels
>>29328581
>mfw reading this
You aren't completely alone anon
>you will never get captured by a hot bbw and force fed until you can barely walk
>you will never somehow escape and turn the tables on her
All I want to do is have a guy fuck me until I'm raw & bleeding and choke me/punch me until I pass out then continue fucking my unconscious body until he cums and pisses inside me. And then just brutal mouth rape while slapping and cutting me.
>>29333071
I've always wanted an imbalanced schizoid girl to keep as a fuckpet.
>>29333035
Is this a dude? Clip not loading.
>>29327061
>>29327294
Hungarian angel
>>29333213
no one really knows, the mystery is alluring
>>29333213
>>29333492
It's a grill with a feminine dick
>>29329455
That is Dahmer-tier sickfuck stuff.
I hope somebody is en-route to put you away, I'm concerned.
it's so sick and disgusting, I'm gonna have to spoiler itconsensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
>>29326988
I find a cute girl and kiss her face and neck and then marry her
>>29326988
It's not that perverted but I really like imagining it happen.
Consensual sex in the mission position for the purposes of reproduction.
Og fetish do not steal
>>29333691
withcuddling after?
>>29333620
>tfw you also share this degenerate fantasy
>>29326988
I want to shrink down and explore a horse's vagoo or ass
Aside from that I'm a pretty normal person
But if given the chance I'd go spelunking in horse butt
>>29334129
me the fuck too, my anonymous friend.
imagine being trapped inside this horses suit
>>29326988
Have the ability to transform into a horse and live a double life as a married man with my dream girl and loads of kids and as the main spectacle of an underground beastiality ring that brings thicc large breasted women for me to fuck as a horse.
Having a threesome with a racist Aryan thick white girl who calls me nigger and sits on my face, and a shemale with a huge dick that throat pounds me.
Nothing too bad, just fantasizing about being a shota and getting raped by strong men and sucking their cocks.
Moms getting raped and sexually broken by their son's bullies.
I just want to have a qt asian gf that lets me watch her shit. Maybe be her toilet every once in a while.
>>29329455
That's fucked, bro. You should seriously consider going to Church or killing yourself.
I finger my asshole and then lick my fingers
>>29326988
I want to have slow, vanilla sex with somebody who loves me because I want to know what love feels like.
>women completely take over the world
>place themselves in all positions of power in business and politics
>men's rights are severely restricted, cannot go out in public unless accompanied by female owner or wearing a tracking device
>most men are consigned to manual labor and have little female contact
>I was instrumental in selling out male leaders to the female revolution, so I'm purchased by a relatively wealthy and powerful woman
>I'm a househusband, I spend my days cleaning and cooking and running errands
>she's very kind to me and she loves me a lot. I'm lucky, most males aren't treated as well as I am.
>usually lick my owner's ass and pussy after she comes home in the evening. Sometimes we have sex, if she's in the mood
>so happy that all world leaders are women now
>so happy that I'm viewed as a sex object and little more
>so happy that everyone has finally recognized that my intellect will always be inferior to that of a strong, powerful woman's, so I can simply accept my place in life as my mistress's eager servant
o-other people please write more, i can't fap to the same fantasy over and over
>>29333220
It's Christina Hendricks, actually.
>>29335412
This is inevitable but if you aren't chad you are dead. Femitheist divine is the only feminist who is honest about feminist goals.
Pic relabted
i have a sexual fantasy that someone that i know will be infatuated with me enough to the point to kidnap me, tie me to a bed and send lewds of me to my boyfriend. sending him videos of said person spanking my ass and finger fucking me while i am gagged and crying, occasionally ungagging me as i cry out my boyfriends name for me to help. during said videos they talk to my boyfriend about how good my pussy is going to feel once they're in it... however they dont fuck me and are doing this as an act of revenge on my boyfriend
i have fantasies about getting raped by someone who has a crush on me or being tied up and used by my bf
>>29326988
I want to fall in love with the girl of my dreams, the sort of woman who is kind and compassionate and not afraid to stand out from the crowd. I want to hold her, caress her, give her the world. I want to experience all of life's ups and downs with her, I want our love to burn brighter than the hottest star. And then I wanteat her
Fill a girl's ass up with whipped cream and fap while she farts it out. Have her swallow a big load and pee after
>>29335673
>women
Orangina
>>29326988
I want to penetrate Sweetie Belle's womb and fill it full of eggs with my ovipositor.
Fagbot; I want a skinny twink bf that seldom bathes and enjoys basking in his own intense musky aroma. Preferably we'd both be this way and occasionally do things like unprovokedly shoving our junk into each others faces and demanding one of us to clean the others filthy cock. Oh, also feet. Too bad most guys who are attracted to boys like me expect me to be all primp and cleanly, which I typically am, but I'd really like to just slob out with a guy for a couple days and fuck a lot while we smell each other.
>>29333142
pretty much the same. nice.
>>29327025
>>29327196
>>29327524
>>29328079
>>29328301
>>29328420
>>29328517
>>29328818
>>29328841
>>29329534
>>29329601
>>29330168
>>29330392
>>29335363
literally done all of these
step it up niggers
I want to insert my penis into a female in the missionary position and impregnate her.
>meet fembot on /r9k/
>she's shy, nerdy, passive, nervous, etc., feels unable to get what she wants
>she nevertheless has insanely dominant fantasies
>horribly low confidence, but all these fantasies of absolute power and forcing someone to completely worship her
>submissive guys are creepy and/or insane, lacking in self-awareness, always quickly make it "all about them," always end up gearing everything toward their ultra-specific fantasies and fetishes, reducing the girl to a prop
>end up talking about our fetishes at length
>assure her that i'm self-aware and i won't top from the bottom
>assure her that there's no wrong way to dom me, that the more arbitrary and "silly" one of her fantasies or commands is, the more i enjoy doing it
>really win her trust
>meet up
>absolutely debase myself
>do whatever she wants
>be as patient as is necessary
>don't betray a hint of frustration or expectation
>take every ounce of awkwardness on myself so she doesn't have to feel awkward at all
>really convey to her that i'm happy to be there no matter what, no matter how mild or weird her orders are
>watch as she gets more and more comfortable being in control, still disbelieving me at first, but gradually realizing it's legit
>watch as this shy girl lets out all her sick secret fantasies, says all the kinky fucked up things she's always wanted me to say, uses me in the ways she could never imagine she'd get to do with someone
>thank her afterward
>>29333573
>>29335278
>in exposure therapy for this shit amongst other things
>part of the therapy is talking about the fantasies in explicit detail
>always extremely worried that this is what my psychologist really thinks of me and just keeps quiet about it because he's paid to do so
>>29336489
you are a wonderful person and I sincerely hope one day you find the right person to live out your fantasy with
>>29333573
>literally hoping the Internet Secret Police are spying on a guy and are both willing and able to institutionalize someone for shit on an internet messageboard
can we bring the furries, pedos, and gurofags back in, i'm starting to feel unsafe around this degenerate
>>29326988
Idk how perverted it is but I love sexy clown girls. I wish I had like 3 of them on a waterbed with me.
>>29337201
I have it bad man. Popped a boner just opening my clown girl folder
>>29328818
same here, except rather than anal sex and farts, scat play in which we share a meal of her feces
>>29336938
They probably do; they're no different or any better than any other person, after all.
Don't worry about it, though. Your fantasies are not nearly as bad as people are making them out to be. The people that react poorly are just innocent, puritanical normies.
>>29337233
>that pic
So did she :^)
>>29326988
My sexual fantasy is a girl who loves me.
>>29337290
>worst fears confirmed
Thanks, man, but how am I supposed to know that he isn't an innocent, puritanical normie, but a reasonable individual such as yourself? This shit keeps me up at night.
>>29337456
Well, to be fair, he could be really jaded from constant exposure to this stuff, but all the shrinks that I've ever seen strike me as normies with a degree. I guess that there's no way to really know for sure. It's probably best to come to your own conclusions based off of what you know about him.
>>29337233
>clown girl
>clown girl with a huge uncut dick and fat balls
>clown girl with a huge uncut dick and fat balls, whose sweat smells like bubblegum
>her hygiene is terrible so it's like walking into a bazooka joe factory
>the same freak nanotech accident that made her smell like bubblegum also causes her poop to be banana cream pie filling
>she plays obscene """"jokes"""" with it like filling her shorts and then sitting down and making it squish out the leg holes
>she cums whipped cream
>still remembering the one time she crapped in her hand, brought it around and came on it, then threw it at a security guard's face while making chimp and clown honking noises
>>29338014
Naw m8 naw
>>29338177
you can't put the toothpaste back in the tube
"Now we are all sons of bitches"
-- Oppenheimer
>>29335565
I just want to fuck someone while wearing girls clothes. That's all.
>>29335796
I agree. never really done much with feet but would be open to. otherwise sounds relatable. Honestly my version might get a bit more dirty than that even but i like it
>>29326988
it's kind of lengthy scenario
>be me, only completely straight
>become friends with a guy
>sexual tension slowly increases over time
>one day he beats me at video games and makes me suck his dick
>hate it, but have to do it because I agreed to it since I didn't think I'd lose
>this happens several times
>stop disliking giving blowjobs, start to enjoy them. I start losing on purpose so I can suck his dick
>start letting him use my ass one day. Completely drop the pretense of losing in video games, we just get right to the sex
>this continues for a while
>one day he buys me girls' clothes, to wear while we have sex
>soon he's making me dress up whenever we're together
>not sure how I feel about it but go along with it
>by the time he's making me dress as a girl fulltime, I really like it and prefer it to dressing normally
>I'm magically a perfect passing trap, nobody knows I'm not actually a girlat this point there are two possible endings
>eventually we get married and have a long fulfilling relationship
or
>one day we get into a big fight and he breaks up with me
>completely lost because I have been his property for so long
>continue being a girl because it's what I've become used to and I don't know what else to do
>live out the rest of my days alone shitposting on /r9k/
>>29338204
You may be mentally deficient
>>29338920
bring back 'thoed' as an aesthetic and concept
>Get a qt submissive asian girl and get her to wear a maid outfit
>tie her up
>handcuff her
>force her onto her knees
>jam my cock down her throat until she starts to drool and cry
>only let her breathe when her face starts turning red and she looks like she's about to pass out
>if she tries to pull away from me, slap her and tell her to be a good little slut
>put a ball gag in her mouth and fuck her from behind
>finish wherever the fuck I feel like it
Some people think I'm fucked but I don't think so.
>>29338728
Pretty turned on desu
I wish I had a crossdresser that can pass off as a girl fairly easily
:V
Perfect scenario
>be cuddled up to qt at night
>fall asleep in her arms
>get shaken awake a few hours later
>she is freaking out embarrassed
>she wet the bed and on me
>leg and bed is soaked
>she tries to get up and clean it up
>convince her to stay cuddled up with me
>fall asleep again in the mess
>>29339004
Fuck, forgot about the fact that I want her to be wearing a dog collar and a leash so I can choke her from behind as well.
>>29329455
holy fucking fuck
>>29329455
What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
Jesus Christ...
I want to be a foot slave for a straight guy. The type of guy I am looking for is pretty specific:
>white
>18-20 years old
>5'10"-6'1"
>emo/scene/skater/punk/hippie
>twink appearance (slender, no muscle definition)
>dominant
>straight and only lets me worship his feet because he wants the money and doesn't find feet sexual so he doesn't give a fuck
>long hair (at least shoulder length)
>no facial/arm/leg hair
>size 11-13 slender feet, long toes
My fantasy is to financially support this guy and be his slave. I would only worship his feet, nothing more.
It sucks how male foot content seems to only be buff, hairy guys or naked twinks. I've seen only a handful of guys that are close to my description that aren't naked or gay and just show their bare feet. And even then, they are missing one trait and it ruins it (i.e. hairy legs, stubby toes, etc.).
>>29338728
hnnnnngggggggg
i want this
how is this shit not original
>>29339149
I got all of those, except the 4th
>>29339205
That's pretty much the only one I can let slide. It just seems that the guys I've seen that fit my criteria could be classified into one of those groups. Would you ever be down to be in this type of relationship with a guy?
>>29339241
what are you paying
>>29328517
Kill yourself pedophile, you're vile.
>>29326988
I want it to be the most awkward, slow, and experimental thing ever. Things would start slow and there would probably be music playing as we dance in a bedroom to ourselves. Then we'd stop and start taking eachothers clothes off. We both get embarrassed looking at each others naked bodies and slowly get closer to one another.
I'd caress her in my arms and she hold me tightly. We'd then lay under the covers and kiss passionately while awkwardly rubbing each other hoping the other person feels good. I'd get on top slowly inserting my cock while she closes her eyes and holds her breath hoping it won't hurt. We'd face away from each other hoping not to make eye contact as our hot breaths steam up the room. he slight moaning puts me on the verge on cumming.
She'd grasp onto my back wondering if the moment would last forever, if she was doing good to make me feel good, and many other thoughts filling her head as she is in a moment of bliss.
I'd cum inside her knowing it would be far from over. We'd try various positions with each session lasting longer than the last.
In the end we lay side by side staring into eachothers eyes until we fall asleep, the last thing I hear before I slumber.
>"I love you, anon ..."
>>29339251
Ideally, $300-400 a month.
>>29339327
what kind of commitment are we talking about here?
>>29329455
Off yourself now before you hurt someone.
>>29339261
you forgot your loli pic
missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
>>29328581
>later I fuck her folds, no one can find her pussy now
I almost died laughing, thank you anon
>>29339342
If I met a guy who was interested in this and we lived in the same city, I guess two or three, one to two hour worshipping sessions a week. That would involve anything from licking his soles while he watches tv, to simply laying on the floor and having my face used as a floormat for his bare feet while he is on the computer or plays vidya. Also, maybe one night a week I'd stay the night tied up at the foot of his bed under his blanket as he uses me like a footwarmer while he sleeps.
I occasionally masturbate to memories of being molested. I also like to kind of change them up sometimes, like I'll remember something I hated at the time as if I really enjoyed it, I'll insert my own dirty talk, hell, I've even come up with entirely different scenarios. I think the one I came the most buckets to was when I "was" tied down and fucked while being beaten.
>>29339467
If we didn't live in the same area, it would just be skype sessions and less financial servitude and more just paying for single skype sessions.
I want to have coitus with a cheeky loli.
Whatever girl I'm crushing on at the moment acknowledges me and kisses me on the cheek but gets just close enough to brush the corner of my lips. She then smiles and walks away.
Immediately after I grab my chest atop of where my heart is and fall to the floor. Then I'm in a coma for a month in the hospital. During that month I live in a fantasy world where we're together and live a happy life. When I die in the fantasy world I wake up from the coma in the real world. I'm not sure what happens after that.
>>29339777
nice trips, but thats not a loli, thats a thousand-year-old hag
I'm a sleazy landlord, and I let my room out to sexy young guys who are low on cash.
When they finally have to come to me without their rent, begging me to help them, I tell them they can stay if he becomes my personal slut. Which he does.
>>29326988
Literally this movie. Helping suicidal but otherwise perfectly healthy girls / women to kill themselves after a few weeks of living together. Preferably strangle them to death after an intense sex session.
>mfw I accidentally stumbled upon this movie a few years ago
>>29340054
Forgot link of course http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0411323/
Being the dominant servant of a bratty princess
She won't have anything to do as a housekeeper, but dressing in cute clothes and taking care of her body. She can bake cakes from time to time and do other cutely things too.
She will always call me "Master" when we are alone and "Mister" when in public, but always adopt a very submissive personnality.
Each day will have a theme for her attitude, precise assignement and corresponding physical and psychological punishment.
ex : Caturday, nekomimi all day, have to steal things from various places. If she can't steal more than 100$ worth of stuff, she got the belt. If she can't pickpocket anything she is sleeping chained on the ground and I walk her on a leash in a park (not on all four, just walking but with a leash).
For sex, she will have to wear a tail-buttplug and wiggle in from time to time to signal she is ready, she can't ask it. We can have extra long period of tease and denial time, when I receive oral whenever I want.
She is allowed to complain whenever she wants, even better if she does it in a childish manner, like "NUUUHUHU ! ! BUT I WANT DADDEY IN ME !"
>tfw into stomach bulge/inflation
>tfw you will never get to live out your fantasies
I want to submissive and only used for my body for him to get off I don't if I could be submissive completely in everyday life though.
>>29342322
I know the feel botfriend ;_;
>>29342322
i'm also in to huge dick futaEND IT ALL
>>29326988
I want to be shrunk down to a few inches tall along with a girl of my choosing. Then I want the both of us to crawl into another girl's ballerina flat right after she's just taken it off after wearing it all day, and then make love in the toe section. It will be dark, humid, warm, and the air filled with her overpowering foot scent.
Then I want her to swallow us both whole
>ALTERNATE FANTASY
I want to be shrunk by a cutie and kept as her foot slave for a few weeks. Then I want her to swallow me whole and then get fucked hard by her boyfriend while I digest in her belly
>Find a cute twink/femboy/trap
>Make them fall in love with me
>Have a normal happy relationship with them for a year or 2
>They will be entirely dependent on me emotionally, they can't live without me
>Rape them
>Force them to do my bidding
>Gradually degrade and destroy every shred of self-respect and dignity they may have
>They love me so much that they let me do anything
>Then tell them I've found someone else and watch them break down
Rinse and repeat.
>>29326988
I want a qt girl who I can sexually and physically abuse. Have her become addicted to some heavy drug, and ensure her loyalty by feeding her said drug and continue to abuse and have my way with her.
>>29334642
oh god, you're not alone
I have abeastfetish.
I never asked for this, but even thinking about a dog fucking a women just does things to me that makes me wish I was dead.
>>29339149
This is me. How much money are we talking? I'll do it for $300 per session
>>29342621
am i triggering you right now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uAAP3PbkRI
>>29328581
made me sock rolid
>>29342729
Triggering me how..?
I just wanna fuck a girl in the ass while cutting her hair, it's not that weird
>>29342782
DO YOU WANT TO SEE HER FUCK THE DOG?
>>29342809
Oh I mean that would be pretty nice.I got hard watching it if that's what you're asking because it sort of sounded like the dog was licking her out at one point.
>>29336938
I hate to break it to you, but you're definitely on a list somewhere.
Just being real for a minute
>>29337290
Uh, no. No, man.
His fantasy is the same, to the letter, as that of arguably the most famous serial killer who ever lived.
It didn't disturb me because it's unusual, but because it's a red flag. Nothing else in this thread got so much as a confused expression out of me.
>>29326988
I like a girl with big lactating tits and milk them on a daily basis. Then I'd take that milk and make it into various treats like cake, milkshakes, cheese and pizza.
>>29333142
holy shit, yeah that would be a dream to enact.
Never going to happen though with all these feminists calling rape every second.
>"he couldn't hear the safe word over my cries, judge".
>>29335413
ist not
>>29342499
I'd be the one doing the breaking here, dear.
>>29326988
>your most perverted sexual fantasy to prove that you are a robot
i want to be walking across town and then see a stacey and this happens
>>29344736
Are you a twink? tbo
>>29342936
I'm painfully aware.I've been posting similar fantasies in various places online for over a decade. I like to think that they have a massive case on me and that the guys assigned to monitor it are secretly rooting for me to get better.
>>29326988
being un-born by a giantess (pic related)
bumping a pretty decent thread
Lol i met The actress in OPs pic a week ago..
one more bump to save this thread from oblivion
>>29335947
even this one? >>29328517
freak, no one thinks you're cool.
I dont have a specific sexual fantasy. I just love it when girls cum. the way their legs shake and their pussies twitch is the best thing in the whole world.
>>29329455
>not fucking him while he's still alive but vivisected
I just don't see the point, anon.
I just want to bite into her throat as hard as I can after coming into her
not really a fantasy it's how I happen to feel some times after fapping
>>29326988
To kiss a boyfriend-free girl on the MOUTH, hmmmhhh
https://youtu.be/BH96ojbauSk
https://youtu.be/h6hgCeu83X0
>>29327156
good to know that there are still true robots on this board.
You are giving me hope.
>>29348488
>finding living bodies attractive
I'm not following, anon.
>>29348702
I guess we're at an impasse, anon.
>>29348740
I'm glad we can respectfully agree to disagree on the matter.
>>29326988
I want to suck off a qt virgin boy
He'd probably like it since he never experienced anything besides his hand
