What would your one wish be robots
>cannot wish for more wishes
>cannot wish for omnipotence omniscience or omnipressence
>please don't be autistic by trying to find a loophole
i wish for tendies
I'd wish the world was uncucked and unfeminized while still valuing women enough not to hurt them.
I wish for a husky
Have sex with your mom
>>29326821
To start life over again with all of my skills and knowledge and health, my whole mind and all my memories and habits, from age 12. I would make all different choices, act differently, never tell anyone about the life I gave up for a do-over and treat the memories like dreams I had and write stories based on them.
I would get laid in middle school. I would learn to eat right and lift early. I would pick a different major and make money. I would not let people push me around. I would begin on my passions sooner.
I would wish to take all my knowledge and have a do-over from the beginning of my sexual maturity. A new blossoming adulthood that i wouldn't have to waste in confusion and self-hatred.
>>29326856
Listen faggot, I've been seeing your posts around here a lot and let me tell you something: you aren't the man for the job. A beautiful, virile husky left in the care of an inept weeb posting child would be as moronic as leaving a toddler to pilot a plane. Don't let me catch you whining about this little "hobby" of yours again or i will be calling animal protective services on your ass
>>29326821
IF I HAD ONE WISH, YOU WOULD BE MY BOO, I PROMISE TO LOVE YOU, TRUST ME I'LL TRUST YOU
>>29326821
Grant me a power to control global weather. From then on i would start my genocidal crusade.
>>29326821
I wish I had the power to bend the direct reality around and through me to my will.
>I can be the cute anime girl getting fucked by Chad until I pop out 20 of his kids.
>>29326925
I'm getting a husky nothing you can do
>>29326821
The end of existence for all things.
>>29326970
Don't go there bitch
>>29326898
This except for me I would like to start from the end of the summer before my first year of university.
>>29326970
Get em jen, sic em girl!
>>29326985
I went there
>>29326821
>virtual qt animu AI personal assistant
My own cottage in the middle of nowhere. With sauna if possible.
>>29326898
If you are ugly lifting wouldn't help. Face is almost everything followed by social skills. As a plain looking guy you would still have to struggle a lot.
If you are not that old and only care about getting laid you should just wish to be 10/10 perfect guy and do modeling, star in movies and bang movie stars.
>>29327000
wan! *growl*
>>29326970
Tfw not being a husky
Tfw not being wanted by a cute anon
Why even live?
>>29327031
No not me damn it him
>>29326976
Thanks. Your wish would end my suffering.
I'd wish for a wallet that would materialize any amount of money I specified that only I could use and it would be indestructible. I'd get an apartment or a house and live the rest of my life playing vidya and sitting in front of the computer.
I wish for nobody else in this thread to receive their wish.
>>29326898
>picking a major when you can just invest in bitcoins
>>29326821
I would wish to be placed in an alternate timeline of my choosing, starting around age 7, without any memory of my previous life. A start-over with a guaranteed positive outcome, if you will.
>>29327054
>Why even live?
For huskies
>>29327062
wan~
>>29327096
My wish is to be immune from your wish
not wishing for shapeshifting
>>29327115
OK you asked for it! WAN! WAN WAN!
>>29327140
My wish was first though so you won't get your wish.
Bitch.
>>29327176
what a scary looking husky.......................
A comfy, quiet NEET life for the rest of my life. In other words:
>always have enough money to pay for whatever I need
>not living with my parents
>not having to work to receive money
To live on an island with perfect weather and unlimited weed growing everywhere, and to have it all to myself. Like just a huge tropical island full of weed and NO PEOPLE.
Immortality in the sense of everlasting youth. Idgaf about the whole 'but the people you love will die around you'. I dont see people as anything more than entertainment, kinda like pets. Just being an immortal outside observer would be all I want.
>>29327206
Sorry bb. Here's the more tame version of how I feel about the situation
>>29326898
well, what major did you pick?
I wish that I would always get what I want.
>>29327256
hehehehehh im stealing this pic......
heheheeh
im also going to sleep
>>29327281
Good night husky-kun
You guys have one wish, don't waste it
>Wish to travel anywhere in time and space anytime I like
I would go to the future and get something from their to prolong my life, then spend the rest of the time travelling around, I can get rich whenever I want and have the ability to retry. If I do it wrong the first time I can just go back and try again. This works with almost anything,
A good life with no complications and/or hurdles.
>>29326821
To transcend man and reach true God like enlightenment
money basically.
i know its a normie tier wish but its the best i can think of.
If i wish for something supernatural like superpowers or immortality i just would go crazy and thats not worth it
Money is something that i can realistically get (from the lottery for example) so i dont fuck with the universe and its rules (which you should always do)
Also if i wish for a perfect waifu for example id always know that shes not truly real. Only way to get most out of her is by erasing my memory of the wish but that feels like killing a part of me
Always think about the consequences before you wish for something my niggas
>>29327552
*which you should never do
whoops
>>29326821
To not have to work. Id just do what I like like being a loser but without the annoying part.
The motivation to never stop trying to do my best at everything I may do.
>>29326821
I wish for slime body morphology. That way i have a ton of superpowers.
Or I wish for Humanities creative endeavors to become true near us, like anime planets appear in our solar system, or even on our planet.
>>29327545
>True god like enlightenment
OP said no omniscience you autist
>>29326821
I was going to say happiness, but happiness would be a bore without any sadness
I almost said love, but if there's such thing as true love, it would transcend some bullshit wish someone makes
so I guess I just wish I could help others more effectively. If I could make other people feel better around, they'd probably like me a lot and I'd have plenty of friends, so I'd be pretty happy, and maybe even find love.
>>29326821
All the money. Duh.
superpowers that didn't have some sort of bad side effect that is actually able to help well. Like invisiblility whenever I want or fireballs or something.
to become a memelord who is famous for is dank memes and hosts a tv show like american talents where people come to show their memes and i would judge them
>>29326898
I think i would honestly die than go back to age 12 even if i was to retain all of my memories and knowledge.
>>29326821
Fuck off, Kyubey. Being meguca is suffering.
>>29326821
I'd wish that everyone's wishes in this thread won't come true
>>29326821
be wealthy
be able to go completely invisible whenever i want for however longlook like a cute girl.
>>29326821
i just want to be happy
oregano original origami
>>29328650
Haha you sonuvabitch
You're a bastard and I like that about you.
>>29326821
I wish that a being who granted infinite wishes would visit me and grant me all my wishes
>>29326821
I'd wish for an anime world where I can live my life in different anime universes and so on.It would be really entertaining,funny and overall a comfy life.
However, if we talk about more ''realistic'' wishes, I'd wish for reincarnation to be real, more exactly reincarnation back into a human.I'd also like to know this information in my future lives.
10 mil would be an awesome wish
Unlimited drugs.
>>29326821
Why would someone wish for omnipresence?
>>29327324
You have inspired me, anon.
i'd wish i never existed. i can't think of a single thing in this world that would make me happier than that.
>>29326821
I wish that Britain never leaves the EU.
I wish that Trump never becomes President.
>>29329588
This.
Delete myself from existing while put some Chad personality in my place that family wouldnt know the difference.
I wish the world was redpilled.
I would wish for the power to grant wishes.
Pretty sure I didn't break any rules.
>>29326844
>i wish for tendies
Underrated post
I wish $1 000 000 to be deposited to my paypal
>>29326821
Hard choice. Either I want all shitskins and scheming people like those fucks in gov and jews like Soros die, or to be smart enough to be able to create
>handwatch-sized invisibility device
>something to prevent aging or get health/youngness back to be able to die when I find it a good time for it
>car that doesn't need any fuel, or uses air/magnets/whatever, ultimate
>precise weapon of mass destruction to be able to ensure safety of my country and punishment for others
>and maybe time machine just because I'm curious about some stuff.
I want qt who accepts my weebness and a robot friend who I train to beat chad at something.
>>29326821
that i win the next euromillions jackpot when it's over 100 million euro's...
>>29326821
To have Stanley's godly face.
>>29326821
Unlimited money forever.
I'd wish for all governments to dissolve to bring about a glorious anarcho-capitalist future
>>29327717
How near do you want these planets? Bc if you're talking moon-distance, they'd seriously fuck with our tides. Alternatively, if they were further away, it'd be prohibitively expensive and quite a technological feat to travel to them. I mean, just putting robots on mars pushes the envelope.
>>29326898
enjoy having 0 friends your age
>>29326821
I would wish to be turned into a pretty 9yo girl.
>>29326821
I wish I was the wealthiest human to ever live.
