Hi. I'm making a game. What should I call it?
Dubs decides.
Can we get some Inspiration Info about the Genre, Plot, whatever?
What do is kind of game?
>>29326162
I was thinking arcade, because that's the easiest one to make.
Kittycade
>microsoft
>visual studio
call it kys
>>29326175
So you don't want a name for a almost Finisher Game but a name and build the game around it?
Gaynigger from 4chan
"I Made This Stupid Ass Shit In Visual Studio"
Source is made in Visual Studio...
>visual studio
>using sdl anyway
use vim you retard
Make a VR Elliot Rodger: Can't Dodge The Rodge game. I tried doing something like it in unity.
"Getting laid as a robot"
Make it the hardest game known to man
>>29326246
Maybe that's the wrong approach.
>op makes game a hit
>it is gunna be at gamestop
>call up gamestop asking for op's game called no gams
>>29326737
Not sure if this is a joke about OP or GameStop...
>>29326137
Cuck slayer adventure.
>using Visual Studio
>using SDL
>main.cpp
>mixed styles
>Drif Walk
Literally what the fuck are you doing.
>>29326137
NIGGERNIGGERCUNTPISSSHITFAGGOTCUNT
>>29327002
>using visual studio
implying??? Only newfag dumbass edgy hipster cucks prefer vim/whatever shit excuse for a code editor over a real tool like vs
I'm going to use the NES font map, because I am a programmer and my arms are sausages so I can't draw.
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Original Commetnary
>>29327269
Don't listen to the haters, OP they're just script kiddies who copy pasted bucket sort from Wikipedia and fancy themselves c++ devs now
>>29327309
>wtf is bucket sort
>wtf is a bucket sort
>mfw implemented that in parallel threads this one time just bc i could
am i leet yet
>>29327376
>wtf is a bucket*
>>29326175
Call it "Generic Indie Game 57: The Story of Poor Artistic Skill Masked by Quirky Old-School Graphics and Basic Mechanics with an Added Gimmick"
>>29326321
Seconded roj roj
>>29326137
You just lost, the game
Fuck the robot
>>29326228
rolling for this
call it kys
>>29326137
Cock Pirates 3, The Somalian Reboot
>>29326137
>game dev in Visual Studio
>one file < 300 LOC
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Ass Eater 2014
>>29327773
>>29327002
>>29326318
What about it exactly to you find so infuriating?
>>29326137
cALL IT 'Game'
>two hours later
>>29328184
Good. You got a single sprite on the screen. Are you a bad enough dude to cut the sprite sheet and make sentences on the fly with only a string as the input?
>>29327799
welp, thats the name of the game : ^)
>>29327799
He just copy and pasted an SDL tutorial into the free version of VS and claimed he can program.
>degeneration station
>>29328200
Why do you make it sound so complicated?
>>29328243
>"now clip the sprite sheet and put on screen"
That's the most dumbass way I can say it. He can't do it anyways :^)
>>29328271
What ever, I'm going for a smoke.
I tried to dab and strained my ankle
>>29326137
Name it "SLAY ALL FUCKING NORMIES, CHADS, AND STACIES!
>>29326137
name it
>I want to suck Gaben's dick. Part 1 of 999.
Finish it and put it on steam.
The Great Beta Uprising
You ain't going to do a game in C++ and SDL being a complete newbie, I'm sorry to tell you. Go use Unity or GameMaker and come back when you know something.
I hate myself and I want to die.
Origami
>>29328876
Different anon here. Is there a reason why people are crucifying OP for using c++ & Visual studio?
>>29326228
Stop trying to sound /g/, visual studio is actually one of the very few things that Microshit has done correctly and it's the industry standard. Go back to pretending you're a VIM-using hacker or something.
>>29329281
Trying to sound "in the know" when they don't actually know what the fuck they're talking about.
>>29329281
He just googled "how i make game programming" and copy and pasted the first result. Hell even NeHe tutorials teach you how to install Visual Studio. See how OP still can't even cut the sprite sheet when I asked him about an hour ago? He's a fucking script kiddie wannabe who thinks he from Watch Dogs or some shit.
>>29329413
You seem awfully upset that someone would try to make a game without a CS degree. Lots of popular games have shit-for-code or are even made in game-maker.
>>29329413
I'm actually eating some chcken right now.
>>29326137
Hey anon,h-how did you learn to make vidya games?
>>29329591
Actually I never have. All I know is every relevant programming/scripting language, plus Linux.
>>29329617
>wow im old af
I want to sleep, coffee and no cigarettes ever again.
smth
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