Nest update! the cowbird has hatched.
Old thread: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/29124864
Kill the cowbird; they're literally nigger birds.
>>29325940
Kill it before it kills the others, retarded nigger.
Cute bird dude
>tfw I'm on /r9k/ so much that I actually remember that thread and posted in it
I'm kind of bothered that you didn't listen to the numerous suggestions telling you to kill it.
>>29325940
I remember this fucking thread. Yo, kill the cowbird already, wtf are you waiting for? Remember what they told you; that shit will peck at the other eggs and leave nothing but a premy-ommellet in that nest.
>>29326306
It was on the front page literally all day and some more. Not impressive at all.
>>29325978
>>29326225
>>29326306
>>29326338
>op didnt kill it then
>thinking op will kill it now
>>29325940
We told you to kill it, why didn't you? Kill it and wait for the mother to return, then kill that
feed it your semen.
>>29325940
You could have prevented this, OP! THIS IS THE FUTURE YOU CHOSE!
Put on some gloves and throw the little shitter out of the nest.
Those hard working bird parents are getting cucked by this niggerbird right now.
Looks like you got cucked by a bird - Congrats?
>>29325978
>>29326225
>>29326338
>>29326306
its like you all have no reading comprehension
"bird dies, all birds die" t. mother cownigger.
You didnt kill it then you wont kill it now
What do you want us to say? You're not gonna take any of our advice, is this for attention?
Let's say that cowbirds completely disappear. What's the ecological effect on the environment?
You don't even need to kill it directly. Just pick it up, drop it in the dumpster, dust off your hands and walk off.
>This is your home now
>>29326457
World war 3. tbo
>OP loves being cucked so much that he's protecting the cowbird
I bet he sits at the window and jerks off whenever the cowbird pecks at the other eggs.
>>29326447
t. cidf
kill the cownigger kill the cownigger mother bird
>>29326456
>You're not gonna take any of our advice
i did by avoiding the motherbird rage.
>>29326447
I know, but fuck, I'd take the risk. Either way, even if the cownigger bird isn't killed, the fucking hatchling will just fuck up the entire nest by killing the other birds.
>>29326492
>not killing the mother and ending a bloodline
>>29326492
You should have killed the bird without destroying the egg so the cowbird mother wouldn't have been able to tell. Could have just made a small crack and stirred around a bit with a knife or something. Now that it's hatched you're fucked. Good job.
>>29325940
Nigger, you didn't kill it? Fuck you're a faggot I hope you get cancer letting that little nigger bird kill the babies.
They literally murder the babies even inside the egg. Fuck you fucking nigger bird cuck enabler
>>29326504
Actually the hatchling doesn't really kill the other birds. What the hatchling does is leech off the mother more. In the case of robins, they tend to mature faster than cowbirds and the cowbirds just stay at the robin's nest longer.
You could say the cowbird is a adopted welfare queen.
>>29326447
that's why OP was supposed to FUCKING BOIL THE EGG
>Not listening to the numerous ways you could kill the egg without inducing the wrath of the mother
>Now the nest is fucked no matter what
Fuck you OP you complete cock.
>>29325940
if you don't kill it that fucker is gonna come into your house in a few weeks when your sleeping
he's gonna go real slow into your room
crawl into your bed and pin you down slowly lean over and whisper into your ear as your shitting yourself in raw fear as a 6'4 cowbird fucking pulls out his meaty cowbird dick
and uses your shit and blood as lube after the cowbird has left a cow sized load in your anus maybe you'll look back maybe even regret your prior decision not to fucking kill the turd bird
>>29326492
so kill the motherbird before you let another opportunity pass you by like you did by not hardboiling the unhatched egg
chances are OP is a cuckold and gets off on this stuff
let him be
Please save the other baby birds and kill the invader
Cowbirds are a natural part of the ecosystem. It's illegal to kill them (at least, without a permit), and rightly so.
The baby cowbird didn't choose the circumstances of his birth. You guys are trying to attribute some kind of ultimate moral failing to this animal.
Speaking of "cows", how many cows have you cucked out of their calves so you could drink their milk? Every time you buy milk, you're financially supporting the "cucking" of the baby calf who was sold for veal so that you could drink his mother's milk.
You are a brood parasite like the cowbird (except in your case you don't need the milk, you could live without it, whereas the baby cowbird needs to be fed), and yet you see fit to judge him?
Shame on you.
> If the cowbird egg is removed, the female cowbird may destroy the host's eggs
You fucking morons
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cowbird
>>29326527
they'd know the egg is bad. we're at square one here.
>>29326603
I'm not.
>everyone is this thread getting BTFO by based cowbirds
lmao
OP, don't listen to these moralfags. Let nature take its course. If you mess with it, you might even disrupt the ecosystem.
>>29326653
FFFFUCK COWBIRDS IM SO FUCKINT MAD RRRAAAGGGHH
cowbird stronk
the cowbird takes what it wants and kills what it wants.
>>29326627
What happens if the chick is removed or died instead?
>boil the egg
this was the perfect solution for fuckwad OP
>>29326623
>Speaking of "cows", how many cows have you cucked out of their calves so you could drink their milk?
I'm lactose intolerant, motherfucker.
>ITT Cuckold enablers.
Go back to masturbating to Tyrone fucking your wife and siblings instead getting off to nigger birds.
>>29326696
except when OP isn't too much of a pussy to b o i l t h e e g g or buy a bb gun like a man
>>29326623
it's fallacious to think that doing right is wrong when you do other wrong things other times, idiot
>>29326429
>>29326441
>>29326471
>>29326545
>>29326603
You know the word cuck actually comes from birds?
The cuckoo bird lays its eggs in a nest and BTFO's the other eggs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Mb0GOITRUU
>>29326623
Smallpox is also a "natural part of the ecosystem"
Doesn't mean we didn't get rid of it
>>29326581
This comments deserves a (You). It's my version of a high five because this anon speaks the fucking truth.
>>29326894
Have some of my 4chan gold dear sir
>>29326831
>OP is literally getting cucked in the purest form
lol
>Birds are nothing more than a game to me.
>Spend months at a time strategically planting eggs into other birds' nests, and playing mind games
>Get bored of someone after a while and move on to my next victim but that's okay because there's literally billions of you dirty little flying rats to fuck around with.
>Some chicks actually believe I care about them as fellow birds but the truth is I only use them for my personal advantage and entertainment
alright lads its time to fucking vote op better listen
http://www.strawpoll.me/10503250
>>29327129
Kill the cowniggers already REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SMASH IT BETWEEN TWO BRICKS SHOOT THE COWNIGGERS MOM WHEN SHE COMES BACK
>people are raging over some nest.
just let nature take it's course.
know what am sayin?
>>29327171
its natural for a nigger to rape people
>just let nature take its course
you fucking cuck enjoy your wife getting fucked by tyronemcdindu
>>29327202
The mother bird should be able to detect and dispose of the intruder egg. Since it cannot the cowbird has an evolutionary advantage over it. You should never disturb these advantages or you'll get useless shits like pandas.
>>29327202
2d girls can't cuck me anon.
>>29327171
>I enjoy my gf getting buttfucked from random niggers because being a cuck is part of nature
>>29326623
>he dindu nuffin
>>>/r/eddit
>>29327234
>implying you should let a species evolve not through inovation but nigorvation kill yourself you deluded cuck
It's not same, oh this nest is gonna change
I'm not a robin chick, or the spawn of a blue jay
I'm another kind of bird, a bird so brash and bold
I just hatched from a strange egg, and I call this new place home.
I'm a cowbird
On cricket tendies I thrive
I'm wanted, wanted, dead or alive
I'm wanted, wanted, dead or alive
Sometimes I peep, so I can get that bug buffet
So many people say they want me to go 'way
Some times I tell the day, by the bugs that stepmom brings
Can't wait to grow more feathers, 'cause my skin's so thin and pink
I'm a cowbird
On cricket tendies I thrive
I'm wanted, wanted, dead or alive
I'm wanted, wanted, dead or alive
And I'll flash my beak
Two little wings upon my back
I'll make these cheeps
To call stepmama back
I'll fly everywhere, and I will cry my call,
I'll find a million birdies, and I'ma cuck them all
'Cause I'm a cowbird, on cricket tendies I thrive
I'm wanted, wanted, dead or alive
'Cause I'm a cowbird, on the west wind will I fly
I'm wanted, wanted dead or alive.
>>29327234
>The mother bird should be able to detect and dispose of the intruder egg
She can't you fucking retard. She's smaller, weaker and the fucking huge ass mom cowbird and papa cowbird will literally rape and murder both babies and them.
That's not right. you fucking cuck apologists.
This guy here is right >>29327202
You fags would let a dindu do anything to you because niggers are used to do that shit? Fuck it kill the motherfucking nigger bird.
>>29327273
>spending time and effort to raise a creature that isn't intelligent enough to tell the difference between a speckled and clear egg
>>29327305
>Spending time with someone who cant stop getting raped by a nigger so you should just let it happen
>>29327273
in evolution everything is fair game faget.
>>29327300
So you would shoot a lion about to kill a gazelle?
After all, that gazelle WORKED HARD to make its body. It had to eat tons of grass to convert it into meat.
And the lion is going to come and steal its body and its life?
Oh no, better shoot the lion, right?
>>29327295
>>29327117
lel
eggginal.
>>29327339
>wanting a nigger species to thrive
in evolution a species should advance through doing something smart like practicing something and their body changing to accomidate that new skill not through being a nigger
>>29327359
op listen to the strawpoll just get rid of that cowbird whether its just moving it somewhere else stopping it killing the other birds or just killing it painlessly just please dont let 5 fucking baby birds die because you dont wanna kill one
>>29327353
Gazelle and the Lion are both adults OP is literally masturbating to the idea of a nigger bird raping and killing other little birds because he gets of to power and race play.
Also go prep your wife's bull. Faggot.
What's the host species?
>>29327365
>>29327336
>>29327300
>>29327273
>>29327265
KEEP CRYING BITCH NIGGA :DD
>>29327391
>strawpoll
"no". My mind was made up long ago.
>everyone defending cuck birds
>b-but muh nature
>day dindu nuffin
>>29327438
how am i crying just trying to help some baby birds out and by wanting the nigger to succeed you are a cuckold
>>29327336
Well why would I do that?
>>29327438
jesus christ that webm is the definition of a parasitic robot
>>29327438
Someone edit this so the cuck bird is germany/Eu and the cowbird is a Muslim
>>29327391
There's no guarantee that the nestmates will even die. Sometimes cowbird chicks don't kill their nestmates. Sometimes they do, sometimes they don't.
If OP interferes with the nest there is the chance the cowbird's parents will kill all the other baby birds out of revenge.
He should leave it alone rather than go play god and kill a protected bird species, thereby committing a federal offense and interfering with the ecosystem for no good reason.
https://www.fws.gov/birds/management/managed-species/migratory-bird-treaty-act-protected-species.php
alot of use of the word nigger and cuck itt
>>29327448
the birds arent cucks though they dont know any better the one thing that is certain is that cowbirds are a nigger tier species along with chimpanzees
>>29327420
>Implying gazelle don't have young
>Implying lions don't eat baby gazelle
>>29327502
i think he should bring the nest inside and incubate it and raise it himsef atleast that way its guaranteed none of the birds have to die
>>29327523
>m-muh didndu bird is l-like a lion!!
What next nigga? were you an Egyptian king as well?
Time to choose, OP.
>>29327523
lions hunt the gazelle to feed their young its natural predator and prey nigger tier behaviour is only common in apes birds shouldnt do it
>>29327532
holy fuck man they're just robins/sparrows, that's way too much effort for some dumb ass common birds
>>29327550
How is it different for a lion to prey upon a gazelle?
The gazelle works every day, converting nutrient-poor grass, fermenting it, making it into bones, teeth, guts.
And the lion comes and ruins all his hard work by literally murdering him.
>>29327577
implying robins arent Bro tier birds
also its just because op is too much of a cuck to deal with one nigger bird
>>29327532
This would more than likely involve killing all the birds. Raising one baby bird is a huge responsibility. Raising five is a TITANIC responsibility.
And again it would not be legal. You cannot molest a bird's nest in any way.
>>29327621
The nigger bird literally drops an egg in someone's else nest and goes about on his life.
Sometimes he goes back to check on his nigger baby, if something happens to it he will kill everything and move on.
A lion kills a gazelle to feed himself and his kids, he doesn't drop a lion cub in your house goes about his life while you raise the cub but if you do something to the cub (or don't like the fact he will murder your baby) he kills you and your children.
>>29327443
Doing god's work, OP!
Let these underage fags get mad because they can't understand evolution.
>>29327694
i think he should just poison the nigglet or just push it out of the nest or do what farmers do to chickens and just pinch the neck until they die and the bird cant tell what happened to the chick
>>29327734
just let 5 birds die edgy
>>29327443
Fuck you
I hope you know that the blood of those unborn birds are I your hand
OP. Reply more you ass. Wtf is going on? More updates
>>29327745
If the bird dies or disappears the cowbird parents are likely to come back and kill everyone.
If OP follows the moronic advice ITT and tries to be a "do gooder" by killing the cowbird, he's not helping the other birds, he in fact could be harming them.
The right thing to do is not get involved and just watch. OP cannot help anyone, any interference is likely to cause more suffering than it solves.
And again you do not have the right to fuck around with wild birds. It's illegal under MBTA 1918 privisions
>>29327438
>averageNEET.jpg
>>29327769
You manchildren are simply stupid for applying your ridiculous social prejudices on a BUNCH OF BIRDS!
ITT realsatire.
>>29327117
Kekked anon, noice one
>>29327781
Would like another pic as well
>>29327699
>A lion kills a gazelle to feed himself and his kids
What right does he have to kill the gazelle? Why can't he just go scavenge instead?
The gazelle has his own family and kids. He doesn't need some lion to barge in and fuck up his life.
>>29327804
Oh no here comes the bird police!
>>29327438
That actually triggered my autism
Fucking parasite fucker
Fat fuck is bigger than his """"""mom"""""
Fucking nigger bird that doesn't want to work to get food
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>29327879
I'm not going to argue with a nigger apologist cuckold that is comparing a parasite bird with a fucking lion.
Please go shill for hillary on another board or something.
>>29327884
You are actually acting as birdpolice by trying to save a """""" bro-tier bird""""" from a """""nigger-tier bird"""""
>>29327804
>>29327847
im not saying murder the bird you know just give it a lil push
also i just dont want 5 baby birds to die or that nigger bird to succeed is it that bad?
>>29327945
It is not bad, it is naive.
>>29327923
In other words you have no argument. K.
>>29327992
everyone on this board is a loser the bird that has another birds egg in its nest is a loser so are all the other chicks is it that fucking bad to sympathise with the 5 other birds and want them to have a shot at life?
>>29328070
I already said it isn't bad.
You guys are applying human moral standarts to animals and that is just bullshit straight out of a Disney movie.
I asssume you cried when Bambie's mom died as well.
>>29328122
Bambie's mom dies?
Fucking spoiler tag that shit next time. Goddamn.
>>29327781
>>29327860
what else is there to show?
>>29327804
if no other eggs were present id have killed it.
>>29328212
Well, just give us another one when the cowbird throws the other eggs out.
And maybe a close-up of the chicks face, plox?
HE DINDU NUFFIN
I TELL U HE A GOOD BOY
KilI the fucker
birds frequently engage in cuckolding so I'm not Surprised that r9k is fascinated by them
>>29326623
t. cowbird internet defence force
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoPCJisvlNE
I killed a cowbird egg last year.
The nig mom didn't do anything to the other eggs. Why? Because I blew her ass through her beak with a 22-250 at close range.
>>29328122
implying i watched bambi
>>29328253
in a hour ill post new pics
>>29328665
bird abuse desu not nice.
the mother won't do shit, just get rid of him
>>29328831
Shut the FUCK up you piece of shit. You're a fucking waste, I hope that cowbird comes to your house and rapes you to death, you stupid fucking cunt. And you'll sit there and take it like the pathetic cuck you are, because you don't wanna enrage it's mother.
I hope every night it comes in your room and makes you it's little bitch. And after years of this, when you are nothing more than a hollow shell of a human, dead eyes, soulless glance, after years of this torture, I hope you kill yourself.
And when you inevitably fail and wake up in a hospital bed, the nurse will come in the room and remove her mask, revealing herself to be a cowbird.
Then she'll fly you to cowbird land where you'll be gang raped constantly for all of your days. And as you finally die, you can die knowing you deserved it. Faggot.
>>29328943
you're not the real master of strings faggot.
>>29329306
but if >>29328943 isn't the true master of strings, then who does that make me?
>>29329398
>then who does that make me?
the pawn
>>29329306
has the cowbird killed the other chicks yet?
>>29327438
This bird look like you lot getting fed tendies by ur mum
>>29325940
Kill it you twat, it's a cuck bird
save
rudjrjrjdj
>>29327560
>>29327560
underrated post
gorilla comet
who else itt hate OP
why didint the faggot op get a syringe and inject some dish wash liquid
>>29327438
This is hilarious, the triggered autists make this even better
ITT: Mad /pol/cuck whitebois projecting their cuck rage onto birds lmfao FUCKING BIRDS NIGGA
Post an update OP, what happened?
>>29333143
this.
It makes me a little mad actually. They want to interfere with nature because of their cuck rage.
SHIT DOWN ITS LITTLE NIGGER THROAT
>>29333250
It's human nature to fuck with nature though. Maybe you shouldn't interfere with nature by stopping others from doing so.
>>29333391
>It's human nature to fuck with nature
https://youtu.be/9Xpb7F7bAsM
Yea let's just kill everything for our own entertainment
>>29333507
Now we're on the same page
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJGd7G2wYuU
>>29333583
Why are white people so evil and emotionless?
>>29333665
Cheap baiting
>>29333868
White people always like to hunt innocent animals like deer, elks, etc. Genuine question
>>29333583
Fuck that looks fun
Drowning them to quietly finish them off. Awesome. Dangerous stuff though, those boars can be trouble.
Cuckoos and cowbirds and even entirely detrimental to the host species. Why are you autists trying to moralize this?
WHY THE FUCK CAN'T OP RAISE THE COW BIRD BY HIMSELF THAT WAY NO ONE HAS TO DIE LIKE WTFhey come on guys stop saying nigger just fuck you guys saying all for fucking everything
black=/=nigger
>>29333333
skyhook take me to sextuples
>>29325940
WOOOOO OP THANKS FOR FOLLOWING UP i really apperciate it dude
>>29333507
killing for entertainment is part of nature you philosophically inconsistent faggot
>>29334688
Nigger detected, my nigger radar is off the charts
>>29334119
they literally kill members of the host species you retard
>>29327560
MULTI TRACK DRIFTING
probably need to original it up some
For any /r/4chan readers in this thread I wish you horrible deaths.
>>29328034
M'logic
>>29333952
Innocent little animals become pests when we kill their natural predators, which we did in the past
Now we have to take their place
post a new pic OP, i wanna see the little birdies :)
FOR FUCKS SAKE OP
>>29333583
>drowning boar in the rice fields at night while bare foot
What an absolute man
classic example of betabux. Based cowbird showing how its done
>ITT people getting butt ravaged about a fucking bird
keep us updateed, OP
More bird
OP, post more. I want to know if this niggerbird killed the others or if you saved everyone.
>>29326447
>>29325940
You fucker did not boil the egg.
THE OTHER BIRDS BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS NOW.
>>29327438
How is that bird different from robots that leech of their parents?
>>29326447
Except now they're all gonna have 100% chance of dying whereas before it was probably like 75%.
>>29340560
Its not. My favourite part is how much of a fat fuck it is. I almost saw scooter wheels at the bottom of that nest.
>>29326632
>they'd know the egg is bad.
Source?
>>29327443
Cuck.
>>29340578
thats nature you soft cunt
>>29340578
THIS
FAGGOT OP IS A BIRD BABY KILLER
FAGGOT OP IS A BIRD BABY KILLER
FAGGOT OP IS A BIRD BABY KILLER
And my comment is more original than his.
>>29340609
>humans aren't nature
k
> MFW Cuckoo does the same of cowbird
> Cuckoo
> Cucks other bird
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckoo?wprov=sfla1
fucking take more pictures, OP and post them here nooooooow reeee
Well, it's too late to kill it now. The other birds are fucked either way. Thanks for the update OP.
>>29341155
Wow! Double dubs!! XD Checked lol!
bumperino cyakrino
dont let this thread die you fucks
>>29341155
>too late to kill it now. The other birds are fucked either way
Whyyyyyyyyyyyy?
>>29326623
>Speaking of "cows",
Holy shit it's not literally half-cow half-bird you utter retard.
Here's an idea
Take the cow bird inside and raise it, then make it your birdbro and teach him not to be a nigger of the bird world.
>>29342858
If he kills or removes the nigglet, his real mom will kill the other birds. If he doesn't, the nigglet will kill the other birds.
Thread theme(s) ;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-29HEpdpYA&list=PL7CE65E16B050C578
what if you made another nest next to it and put the cowbird in it? maybe the mother would see that the baby is still alive and leave everyone else alone
>>29325940
OP how can you be so stupid?
>>29326355
piss off wainker
the fuck are all you autists so angry about
>>29345002
if OP doesn't get rid of the Cow bird it will most likely kill off the other 4 birds
Oh man that old thread is fucking gold, you don't get that type of quality here anymore
Well this is fucking interesting. Waiting for update OP.
>>29333507
Why am I always disappointed by these videos? I just want to see a python eat a puppy or a croc eat a pig.
OK op, here's how you kill the Cowboys parents. First you kill the Cowboys by suffocation. Place dead cowboy back in nest. Wait for cowbird parents to come back and check. Snipe their asses with a bb gun.
you guys do realize that killing a cowbird is extremely illegal, right
>>29346515
Cowbird lobbyists detected
>mfw normies get ass blasted by cowbirds
>>29346515
>waaah waaah pls don't drive nature's douchebag species to extinction
I'm #TeamCowbird now
REEEEEEEE OP WHRRE ARE YOU
New pic
>>29348160
forgot trip :p
>>29348160
What is it doing?
>>29348340
nesting the other eggs
>>29348340
eating the cucked eggs
>>29348160
what's going on in this photo
take more pictures op
Anybody else think OP is some edgelord who wants to get the non-cowbird eggs killed?
>>29348340
>>29348833
keeping warm on the other eggs, not killing them
