So how are your measurements
Just remember you're on an anonymous laotian finger puppet site.
http://howlongismyschlong.com
>>29325343
you are fat, aren't you
>>29325343
You got some nice girth there anon
>>29325343
i don't know subhuman measurement systems sorry
>>29325343
How the fuck is your circumference longer than erect length.
>>29325343
If my dad's dick is about as big my mine then I completely understand why he's comfortable being a 5'5" manlet.
7.0" L
3.4" Flac
5.5" Girth
>>29325343
Feels good to be this thick
Hate that still not good enough for size queens that like long ones too.
Is it true that you're suppose to push the measuring stick in your pelvis to get your real penis size?
Doesn't seem right to me. I should be about 7 inches long and not 7.6 inches or whatever when I do that.
6x4 pencil reporting
ha ha haaahhaah...
what do you think? uncut MR
Apparently my girth is impressive but I would never have guessed.
Heil Hitler?
Originality is for chumps.
i thought i was small
I'm happy with mine.
Make sure when you measure yourself you lay the ruler on top your dick and push it in so it hits your pelvic bone. This is how they do it when they have professionals measure for studies because it helps for getting a standard where fatter people don't wind up with shorter measurements. Or so I've read.
meh http://howlongismyschlong.com
>>29325343
A least I have a good cock...
>>29327851
6.5/4.5
i can't be assed to measure flaccid
Never measured it when flaccid
>everyone in this room is near or in top 10%
You're only fooling yourselves
>>29328281
I agree. Why can't they be honest like me?>>29325433
>>29325343
>too low in content
>not original
>>29327606
>Make sure when you measure yourself you lay the ruler on top your dick and push it in so it hits your pelvic bone
Really? that kinda makes it ez modo desu
Like maybe i'm just fat but that's like at least another half inch
How do you even measure girth? With like a tape measure? I don't think I even own one
>>29328281
I'm honest.
The only two things that I like about me:
>athletic figure
>big cock
What I hate:
>start balding at 16
>ugly as fuck
>cross eyed
Thick cock 4 life
>>29325343
l've never measured
How are you guys still virgins/dont have gfs with big dicks like these?
>>29328541
I'm pretty sure a good amount of /r9k/ aren't virgins
As for me girls don't care about my big dick because it's attached to somebody who hates their guts
When I was more normie they liked it though. It was pretty cash
>>29325343
is there something wrong with the circumference stats on this site? i don't even think my dick is that thick, much less thicker than 98% of the world
tfw dicklet...
origami
>>29328571
>lying about being a virgin
>lying about having a dick above std deviation
Which is more likely?
Am I good? Pls respond
Also I have a cute face
>>29325343
Still have to work on that circumference
>>29328696
All good XD
>>29328541
Literally everyone in this thread so far is above average except OP, and all but only two (including OP) are VASTLY above average. A bunch of lying faggots and retards cheating on measurement to make themselves feel better, whether they realize or not. Come on faggots, it's an ANONYMOUS board
I'm trash, I have no hope. I should kms
>>29329764
The studies used by the site is actually old. And when you see how current generation is taller in general, I imagine it's taller in the pants aswell. So no liar, only that this studies are old and peoples are getting taller.
>>29328281
Why is this so hard to believe
>dick measuring thread
>guys with 7+ dicks like to brag
>guys with sub 6 dicks tend to shy away
You just aren't getting an accurate representation of everyone on here is all
>>29328475
Wrap a string around it then measure the string dingus.
>>29329888
There's no link between height and dick size tho.
This is me pushing the ruler down to the bone.
With all my fat, I'm closer to 5.7 ish. Looks depressing in the mirror.
Screw you big dick niggers, you literally have no reason to be here.
>a bloo bloo I'm scared to talk to girls
Fuck you, a girl would cuck a guy like me in a heartbeat
>>29328541
>How are you guys still virgins/dont have gfs with big dicks like these?
Women see your dick when they're about to fuck you anyway. It's not like men walk around without pants and with full erection all day long.
Got some really good measurements here
>>29325343
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
KILL ME END THIS SUFFERING
Regular stats, I've measured countless of times recently. On a good day the length goes to 7 inches and the circumference to 6, I guess if I actually do cardio and stop eating shit the bigger size can become my usual size.
>>29329996
>circumference 3 inches
the fuck man
>>29325343
This website is terribly made. 5.6 inches is 38% while 5.7 is 50%. 5.4-5.6 Inches is the same percentile.
>everyone on /r9k/ has thick dicks
>>29330056
Asian manlet cock.
Always convinced myself I was average for asians, turns out not only that genetics tell me that my dick is naturally small, I also have a micropenis now.
I guess I fucked up my roll in the game of life
>>29329949
yeah but you can imagine getting taller generation mean they also had proportionate hands/feets/arms/penis
>>29330131
lmao you have a micropenis. kill yourself.
>>29330114
6 inch circumference is the MINIMUM for a good dick. 7 inches length is the MINIMUM for a good dick. if you don't have either of those, please just kill yourself. no other woman i know would want to fuck you and i certainly wouldn't want to fuck you.
