>tfw no giant gf that will make my already tiny dick look even tinier
is there a worse feel than this?
>>29324755
>look like my kid
wonder if she's into role play
>>29324755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOR00Dj9NMU
Oh man 6'6" in heels - be still my heart
Why live this no tall gf life?
>>29324755
I want her to abuse me
>>29324946
>tfw no big spoon gf
tall girls are objectively the best, if only I wasn't an insecure manlet
>>29324755
wow even a gargantuan mutated freak of a woman NEEDS to make fun of men to feel better about the fact that she is a fucking freak of nature, i hope she dies alone
>>29325127
That scene gets to me every time.
>>29325179
I don't think that's serious, Anon. She's poking fun at herself ffs. She's implying her "freakish man hands" are the problem, not the guy's dick.
There's enough harpies out there as it is. We don't need to pretend like anyone who cracks a joke is a roastie shrew.
>>29325179
but you know she is into it because she is just warning you
>>29324755
The fact that her outfit doesn't perfectly line up with all of the corresponding bones triggers me.not to mention that many of the bones on the onesie are far to small for someone of her stature anyways
>>29325265
This. God if a chick that tall made a joke like that to me I'd be diamonds. Means she's down for the d, famalam.
>>29325282
Ha! That's awesome. I like you, Anon. You're good people.
>>29324755
>>29325282
>>29325325
I just did some calculations, and the femurs on that outfit are definitely far too small for someone of her stature; the expected femur length of a woman her size is about 22.6", and the approximate length of the femurs in the picture is 16"; femurs of that size would fit inside the body of someone ~5'2" tall.
>>29325475
You're the hero this board deserves, Anon
