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Alright Robots who are virgins. I bought the Tenga original
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Alright Robots who are virgins.

I bought the Tenga original vacuum cup from Amazon a few days ago, and It just came it.

The size of it is about average I would say. So I unwrap it and you're presented with a well lubed hole. Now, be careful, the first time you stick your dick in, its very cold. However, once it warms up, it feels wonderful. When I first put my dick in, I was afraid it was a little too thick for the toy, because it wouldnt go in that well at first. but it streatches obviously. Even Now while I use it fresh with its lube, it still sort of proapes when I stroke up, just because of the grip on my penis. Its ok though.

If I had to compare it to the real thing, from my experience, when it's warm it feels like a 10/10 blowjob, and depending on the size of your penis, almost like a vagina, just not as hot in temperature.

It's pretty cheap so give it a try.

Also, I ordered something else, and I was a little worried at first because the box said I only had 1 item, but it was in there, so its pretty secretive.

So a good porn, and this thing and you have everything you need.
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>>29324619
Ive creampied the egg, and completely ruined it. It was worth it though.
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>>29324619
>that image with that post
10/10
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>>29324619
>>29324619
>unless you want to go back to fucking your hand, you have to deal with us.

So there actually exists women that are aware we're only in it for the pussy??? I thought they actually thought we liked them for them. Lmao.
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>>29324619
I haven't read the whole post yet because I can't stop laughing at that image and your post.
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>>29325143

In a trending normie book, "Girl on the train", written by a woman, the MC admits as much. So at least the smart ones know.

> women are wanted for their looks and kids
> I'm ugly and can't have kids, so I have no value
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>>29324619
The price point is pretty cheap too.
If you don't cum in it, it'll last about 15 uses. You'll just have to buy lube for it. Costs 10 dollars for the toy. Better than spending 100 bucks for some hooker to suck your dick like I have.
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>>29324619
I can't wait for good VR porn so women like this will have to drop the attitude.
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>>29324619
>>29325143

She might think she has power, but if she were to attack one of us, her whole life would be decimated.

It would take one punch and she'd be down and whilst I wouldn't continue attacking as that shouldn't be how a white man fights, damaging her both physically and mentally is sometimes the answer.

Even most femanons would agree with this.
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>>29325771
Wait what? So you can't cum in those because you'll ruin them? And you also just use them just 15 times?
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>>29324619
That image is so hot. Too bad I can tell the text is shopped in.
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>"You have to deal with us"
>mfw I'm bi
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>>29325857
>whole life would be decimated
by bruises that heal in a month, while he goes to jail and no one looks at him the same ever again?
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>>29325886

I have a wavy I've used like 50 times over years. Don't cum in it and don't stretch it like a mofo, clean after use.
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