Come on, /r9k/, think of your poor mothers who will never experience the joy of being a grandmother!
Surely you can man up and make a baby with a random slut to make your mother happy, right?
https://youtu.be/B00grl3K01g
>>29321991
Just look, this could be the woman who bears your child. Aren't you excited?
>>29321991
>have gf and love her
>she gets pregnant and we decide to get married
>I do everything for her
>she miscarries and breaks up with me
>I am irredeemable and get a vasectomy
>never again
>>29321991
Vitun tjaereborg
>>29321991
Whoever brings children to this current world is not thinking straight and could use a good beating.
>>29321991
From very young age I knew I wasn't going to have kids. I'm 21 now and still feel the same, I just don't want that responsibility, I don't want to worry, I don't want a child that may die or hurt badly one day because that will kill me. I don't want a child to go through high school bullying and coming home telling me everything is alright. I don't want him to become a loser like most of the people on this board. I can't teach him how to avoid all this shit because some stuff just happen and you have 0 influence.
>>29322068
Actually yes, holy shit she has a little gut and seems like she enjoys being outside. Blue eyes, oh man.
>>29321991
This is pure kino
>>29322068
She has a striking eye color, and her features aren't bad. A shame she decided to be fat and have them distorted. Makes her look like a 40yo overweight Margot Robbie.
>>29321991
If my parents wanted me to have children they should have known better than fail their marriages and leave spouses and children alone, just to get together and have me at late age in poverty, while both of them have health problems and are ugly.
I will never, ever marry or have children and i will exploit those retards as much as i can. There are no words to express how much i hate my family.
Mom put me with her best friend/sometimes lover when I was very young to get a baby.
Fucked me up, but she's been a grandmother for awhile now.
>1:50
>But what if your child isn't the best team player?
>full neckbeard
>scraggy teeth
>alien hat
holy shit they know
they fucking know
>>29322735
That's rough my man, I'm sorry
>>29323042
Wait what the fuck a second there nigger.
Did your mom just tell you 'this guy is going to impregnate you, hold the fuck still and give me a goddamn baby?"
Or was it just a case of you being a woman ergo you just followed what your mom said
>>29322940
>>29322958
She's also growing a beard.
>>29322930
But anon, think about your MOTHER!
>>29323232
Other way around, my mom and her friend sometime after I was born and over the years as I grew up, started working on a plan and made a deal that if her friend didn't have a man in her life or kids at least, then I'd fill that role for her.
But yeah, it was pretty much "You're going to impregnate Friend, hold the fuck still and give us a goddamn baby." and as soon as I was physically capable, they started putting me with her to try for a baby.
Both at the time and even today, neither of them act like there was anything wrong with it.
>>29323313
Who cares, all women are bitches and whores
Lmao What the fuck is wrong with Europeans?
>>29323343
So, what happened? No story or anything?
I have two Chad older brothers, they'll carry on the family line. I can drink myself to death guilt free
>>29323313
I know you're trying to imply that its dumb they pulled the grandmother card here but this is europe they do insane propaganda shit like this all the time. Maybe they should just spring for the refugee meme if they want to support their aging population. I thought it was hilarious they mentioned the welfare state at the state.
Its like, yeah, have kids, so that they can pay tons of taxes their entire lives so all the old people can sit around shuffling in and out of hospitals until they finally croak. But still, don't you love your mom?
>>29323343
It sounds like you didn't like it but it sounds like they spread your genes for you so you should be grateful ya dick.
>>29321991
Yeah nah I'm way too selfish. I'm an only child and I'm aware I won't continue a line that apparently goes back to the revolutionaries but I don't give a fuck. I'm a MGTOW and willingly choose to not bother with women. There's also the laziness factor and most of all the fact that I want to spend all my cash on myself. I intend on getting a wagecuck job at some point and since I won't have any kids to support I'll make it rich, retire and buy expensive cars and trade in the stock market.
I don't really have any respect nor support for family. If my family name were to die with me, I wouldn't mind it. I respect my parents so I'll pay for them as they get old I guess. I'll have the money, after all, what with no kids and wife to feed, so I can set aside some of my planned cash for vidya and Lamborghinis for them.
>>29323364
You've merely seen what lies outside the gate at this point. To go down this rabbit hole you'll need courage.
>>29323397
Basically as soon as mom found out I was able to (washing my underwear from wet dreams) she and her friend started figuring out how it would all work out. After a couple months to commit and her friend to move in with us temporarily and figure out her cycle, she started trying for a baby with me and mom made me go through with it. Each month leading up to her ovulating, I'd have to start sleeping with her and she'd have a go at me each night. It wasn't really pleasant and she did all the work more or less. After 5 months she got pregnant and that was that.
>>29323433
Well I don't mind having had a kid at least, and taken care of that. The whole experience though messed me up. Maybe if they'd waited till I was older, and didn't force me through it, things would be better.
>>29323364
I ask this question so often senpai.
>>29323582
So now she'll either have to raise the kid by herself or some beta cuck will come along.
Figures, like women even think about anything.
>>29321991
>CinemaSins
>>29323617
Maybe eventually, but since having the baby we kind of live as an extended family. As I said before, mom and her have an on/off intimate relationship since they met in college.
mommy doesnt know this, but i secrety loathe her.
why she would ever have had a child with an asshole like my father is beyond me. All i know is must mothers just want a pet to drag around so it looks like their life has some sense of purpose, or because they want to be loved. Either way its selfish an disgusting.
Also when my mom dies i wont feel obligated to live any longer. my brother has friends, he can manage without me
My children are my world! you ever think maybe people dont want that responsability to entertain your dumbass?
>>29321991
My mom is always trying to hint she wants grandchildren. She keeps throwing in phrases like "when you get married" or "when you have your own family" into casual conversation.
She's in denial at this point, but I can't wait until she realizes I'm serious that I don't want a family. I know she's gonna be furious and there's nothing she can do about it but bitch and moan like she does with everything else that displeases her.
>>29321991
>Raising another human just to make mummy happy
Ahoy rofl
Funny thing is I'm a nationalist and I don't want to care for and raise children. I guess I could always cum in a bucket and donate to the sperm bank. Hell I could essentially sustain the white race that way, couldn't I? Seeing as I literally don't want kids or marriage, ever.
>>29323970
>I guess I could always cum in a bucket and donate to the sperm bank
>tfw I can't even do that due to diagnosed depression and schizoid personality disorder
>>29321991
>Mobilizing old ladies to get guys knocking up girls again
Denmark must be really fucked. It's a great plan; older women have nothing better to do anyway.
>>29323970
You can be a nationalist and at the same time be aware that infinite population growth is unsustainable. White people are smart enough to defend their countries with technological superiority, we don't need to outbreed every threat like r-selected monkeys.
>>29324121
>Unsustainable
Then make it sustainable, you dumb cuck
Space is infinite
>>29324070
>tfw same disorders + suspected autismo
>>29324138
Even if we find a habitable planet somewhere, there's no way we can ship people off faster than they're currently being born. Space exploration is great, but it doesn't address the problem that for any planet humans colonize, there's an ideal population level which should be maintained.
>my parents actually think I'll have children
How long should I be rusing them? Should I ever give them 'the talk' or simply wait for them to directly tell them? I'm still in my 20s so I figure they think I'm still too young, but the reality is I've planned out not to have children nor marry and basically become a MGTOW since 16 and maybe even earlier. There's literally nothing that could convince me to procreate.
>>29324259
*for them to directly ask me
>>29321991
we are overpopulated right now
>>29324138
>Space is infinite
it's not
the big bang is a thing
the universe is expanding
furthermore accessible energy is highly limited and all processes result in having less usable energy than you started with.
and we aren't nearly off this planet en masse yet
>>29324138
It's a lot harder than stuffing people in a spaceship, dumbass. Science needs to solve so many issues on that front. Just being in space deteriorates bone mass by 1-2% a month.
We are fucked anyway
Nig(g)eria alone is going to have almost one billion niggers at the end of the century.
There is legitimately no future for humanity, since turd-world trash will outbreed us, and we can NOT compete with them.
We're royally fucked since we even give niggers food even though they cannot feed themselves which is literally nature's way of saying "STOP FUCKING SO MUCH".
We are shovelling our own grave right now.
I don't want to raise a kid into that fucked-up world, if I could.
I mean, I couldn't even find a women, and most women nowadays are hopeless anyway.
Just let WW3 happen already, fuck...
>>29324387
There's an easy solution, we just aren't pursuing it. All we have to do is keep the third worlders out of the first world. That's literally it. Their population can go to 10 billion for all I care, they'll just end up starving. If they get hungry and try to invade, we gun them down.
>>29324259
Keep up the ruse. She will get the hint sooner or later.
Bonus points whenever she tries to bring things up like "you know my friend has a daughter, she's a really nice girl. You should talk to her sometime" then you just shut it down like "nah I've got better things to do."
>>29324306
>furthermore accessible energy is highly limited and all processes result in having less usable energy than you started with.
only in closed systems
>>29324306
>We
Fuck off, you chink/nigger
Pump more babies out, OP
>>29324717
She already tried something similar, trying to reconnect me to a childhood female friend by pretending we're just going out in a joint family dinner. I was nonchalant during the entire thing and mostly just ate and watched the football match on the TV and conversed with the men on the table. That girl wasn't bad looking or anything, but I just didn't give a fuck. She even gave me her number without me asking but I never even added it to my phone and never contacted her again after that dinner.
Feels good man.
>>29321991
>having kids
>being a cuck
Who /MGTOW/ here?
>>29324856
Delight, simply delight.
>>29324733
the universe itself is a closed system. any new energy coming in reduces the amount of accessible energy from the source more than it increases it for the receiver.
>>29324750
>it's an "anon bought /pol/ memes episode"
all races besides native americans are overpopulated.
also did you genuinely think I was more likely not a nazi than that I wasn't white on this mostly white board?
>>29321991
No.
She has my siblings to get grandchildren from, she knows I'm going to die alone and by my own hand.
>Not realising it is typical danish satire
Shitskin Indian Muslim here. I finally got myself a gf who is a smart qt half japanese half white Shinto girl. We're a great couple but my parents don't want us dating since she is not muslim and dating is against my religion.
We both want to be together but the chances of us getting married without my parents getting in the way is miniscule.
>>29325013
There was another time when she found out I 'got close' to a girl from college (it was before I graduated like 2 years ago) and she was constantly asking about what's going on between us but I actually pretended to orbit so I could get alcohol access without restrictions as well as free college materials without actually working.
>>29321991
Women cant compete with porn and vidya. thats why they hate them both tbqh
>>29323313
my mother has another son and daughter besides me, im sure they will reproduce.
meanwhile, i will die alone
>>29324306
>we are overpopulated right now
This can be blamed on all the 3rd world shitholes like India where I'm from (I'm guy in >>29325181 who's parents won't let me date).
I don't want to marry somebody that I barely know, where is the love and passion in that? I've found somebody I love that loves me back, but it'll come down to choosing her or my family one day.
Have robots become major social problem in denmark?
>>29325324
>implying women are capable of love
In any case, marriage has never been about love, it's all business.
>>29321991
I will volunteer my sperm to bring StanleyBabyes into the world.
More people like me, couldn't be bad huh?
>>29325284
>"ANON!!! That's it! Either you go to the normie training camp next week or you can say goodbye to your laptop. Also no more tendies for you. You have only yourself to blame for this."
>>29321991
Automation is practically going to guarantee my kids won't be able to support themselves. Literally anyone having kids past 2020 is just making more freeloaders. The white nationalists and evangelicals who want people to have huge ass families are not thinking about the consequences. Instead of going through all that I plan on investing in mind uploading technology and a decent body
>>29325285
>meanwhile, i will die alone
Lol, you just HAD TO add that remark, didn't you?
Nobody fucking cares. The sooner you get it through your head the better.
>>29322930
At least you have retained your right to choose.
>>29325449
But mooom! They wont let me create memes in the camp.
>>29322735
So sad the anti-beta conspiracy was successful in kicking yet another robot out of the gene pool. You guys really need to stand up for yourselves.
Alrighty then, guess I go out and find me a female. They are all just sitting somewhere, waiting for a man to come and impregnate them, right?
>>29321991
I'd do it for my mom
I'd do it for my dad
I'd do it for my forebears
I'd do it for my culture
I'd do it for my race
but I can't do it alone
>tfw no gf
>>29325800
You've heard of surrogacy, right?
Any danish fembot want me to come over and impregnate you?
My mom will get grandkids from my little sister pretty soon, she's fine. Me re-producing is something that will never happen.
>>29325951
>My mom will get grandkids from my little sister pretty soon
No. My mom would make a horrible grandmother
>>29325181
Do as I did, cut off all contact to your parents and move the fuck away! Also holy shit a shitskin indian like me got a qt gf!? That gives me a small amount of hope.....
sorry, im a shut in with mild autism
normal girls dont like weak pussies like me
