ITT: We continue the story with one sentence.
I will start:
>MC wakes up, realizes he has been transferred to a RPG-game-like world.
he wakes up with two options...
>>29321117
Suck dick or kill his ex
>>29321132
>He decides to kill his ex.
>>29321178
"well, that was fun," he says, and goes back to sleep.
>>29321217
Suddenly he is woken up by Hijak, who has an offer he literally can't refuse.
>>29321217
He wakes up again; feeling a burning sensation in his urethra.
>>29321338
He violently scratches his dick, and something bizarre comes out...
A few moments later, Donald Trump came out of nowhere.
>>29321369
It's honey mustard that he does his remedies in.
>>29321389
He jerks off, squirting the rest of it out onto some tendies for breakfast.
>>29321419
Amazing and intricate mustard drawings ornate the tendies; he found his true talent.
Rocks fall, everyone dies.
>>29321466
Everyone gets revived by Mohammad
MC learns about the name of the RPG
>>29322854
"Kill all Muslims" by SquareEnix