>Tfw constipated shits
Who /cries when they shit/ here?
>>29321074
>being that much of a pussy you cry when you do something extremely average
>>29321104
This seems like an off thing to pick-on someone for.
why are you that constipated man
> take bare minimum 10 minutes to shit
> manager threatens to fire me because they think I'm skipping work
> now known as the toilet philosopher at work
>>29321074
>take a shit
>bleed like i just got stabbed in the butt
>>29321169
stop making fun of yourself
>>29321074
>tfw firm piece of shit which scratches my ass followed by squishy mud-shit which spreads out from my asshole and makes a huge mess and burns as it seeps in to the bloody fissures, followed by painful wiping over and over of the damages sphincter with dry, rough toilet paper, unable to dig out all of the mud-shit that's embedded behind my hemorrhoids and trapped inside my swollen-shut asshole until hours later when the swelling starts to go down and the numbness goes away and it hurts to even sit down for the rest of the day, wiping every few hours throughout the day but still the shit remains and festers and makes my asshole skin itch until it drives me to the point I have to scratch at it with a screw-driver causing the 'roids to rupture again and start bleeding which I mop up with a tissue and put in my empty ramen noodle bowls that I keep in a pile next to my computer
>>29321074
I eat a lot of fiber because I like big shits. Poo time is one of the high points of my day.
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