Pokemon GO
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>Be me
>Finally get Pokemon GO
>squealofamanchild.jpeg
>Go outside to see what Pokemon I can catch
>Find none
>Go to McDonalds, maybe I can catch a Snorlax
>Even without Pokemon GO, I can still see Snorlaxes there
>Find no Pokemon there
>Go to the bathrooms
>See a Mew in the girl's bathroom
>ohshit.gif
>I want to catch it but my penis won't allow me
>Wait for everyone to exit the bathroom
>I go into the girl's bathroom
>See the Mew
>yes.png
>Someone knocks on the door
>ohfuckfuckfuck.webm
>The manager opens the door, which is female, seeing me with my phone thinking I'm taking a video of the toilet
>They kick me out of McDonalds
>I had found a Mew in the girl's bathroom in McDonalds and didn't even get to order my tendies.
>>29320912
10/10
Would read againn
>>29320912
Nice pasta, op. You're gonna go far on this board
>>29320912
>Not challenging them to battle as soon as they walked in
>>29321150
but the true question is how many far
>>29321118
thankks
>>29320912
topkek would read to my grandkids