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ITT: Almost fuckable. >tfw you probably would but would regret
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ITT: Almost fuckable.

>tfw you probably would but would regret it the rest of your life
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>>29320128
the girls I most regret fucking have been the most enjoyable, oddly enough. a weird yin yang thing going on there.
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>>29320128
Whats wrong with her lookswise? She seems like a strong 6/10 on face with nice body.
How high are your standards?
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>>29320128

She looks nice enough

Her main problem is that she's a whore
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>>29320128
I would definetly fuck her
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>>29320199
a SIX? hahahaha holy fuck dude LOL. she is like, a 4. she is out in public wearing that as well so she is like, a 3. lmao wow.
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>>29320227

this to be frank with you

What kind of a degenerate attention whore wears this shit in public, in what appears to be a crowd of random people and not some kind of degenerate convention?
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Shes an exhibitionist probably. Would Fuck.
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>>29320128
7 body
4 face
2 personality

dressing like a slut doesn't give you cool points. it gives you slut points.

4/10 would only fuck if she threw it at me
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>>29320128
Jesus she looks slutty but would bang
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>>29320128
I think you guys just don't like sluts cuz they don't have sex with toy
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>>29320128
Regret? Fucking her?

I'd spill my seed in her womb. She's hot as fuck
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>>29322588
Yeah I don't know what people who are being stingy ITT mean. She's pretty goddamn fuckable.
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Id fuck a cute trap if a were horny enough

But it need to be cute and under 25,

I would only regret if I met the person again when its over 30 and look like a drag queen
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>>29322638
who said you could save my photo
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nothing a bit of alcohol couldn't fix 2bh
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>>29320276
Snap out of it, tard. When you live in America, all it takes to be above average is to not be overweight. Literally, the average person here is fucking fat.

She's alright looking. Face is kinda fucked, but she's got a nice body.
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>>29322653

I got it some other thread. I dont even know who its is. Im 99% hetro but id fuck him if hes as cute as the picture
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>>29322683
No I mean that's me.

Thanks for the compliment I guess but I'm into chicks.
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>>29322701

The only trannies who are into chicks are those pervs who wants an excuse to get inside girls locker rooms
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>>29322464

For me, an exhibitionist ADDS points. I don't know who these fuckers are thinking exhibitionism is a bad thing
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>>29322729
I didn't get surgery and inject hormones into my asscheeks for 2 years just to look at chicks getting undressed inside locker rooms.
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>implying I'd regret it for even a second
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>>29322664
truefax. The body is probably a 5, could use with some slimming down, but busty & chubby so not terrible. face is a 3 or 4. this makes her a United States 5/10
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>>29322775
>inject hormones into my asscheeks for 2 years just

Damn what a waste
If only you would love to get pounded in the ass by a hetro guy, you be perfect

Hows your luck with the women going?
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>>29322775

Post more pics you filthy slut
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>>29322775
You actually did but wont admit it.
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>>29322853
It goes very well up until the point where they find out I'm a tranny and then they're not into it anymore.

I get a lot of attention from guys, I guess maybe they're attracted to me because I actually like the same stuff they do.
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>>29322759
it means that she is making her pussy too available. that's unattractive because it's not only available to YOU. A woman who has someone else's cum inside her body is massively less desirable, which is why we prefer chaste, self-controlled women who enjoy liberated, indulgent sex with ONE serious and committed partner at a time and don't cheat or slut around. Being an exhbitionist makes her a bad bet as a partner since she is obviously extremely prone to making her pussy available for filling by whoever tickles her fancy that day.
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>>29322967
>I get a lot of attention from guys, I guess maybe they're attracted to me because I actually like the same stuff they do.


No they're attracted to you because you look cute and feminine. Don't kid yourslef men are shallow and one dimensional
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Honestly. I have fucked anything that showed any interest in fucking.

I have fucked tiny girls, 4'11 and 90lb, and I fucked a 6'3 400 pound monster.

I just like to fuck. A lot. Probably why I lose partners. I never cheat, but eventually they dont want to fuck as much and it just snowballs.

I seriously need multiple blowjobs daily, sex 3x a day, and I will eat you out after every shower.

God damn I need to get laid.
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>>29323030
Maybe. It's not like it matters either way, I'm not attracted to them.

I do work with several other women who I believe are just as if not more attractive than me and the guys don't pay any attention to them whatsoever.

I've noticed that chicks seem to take it personally when shit like that happens. It's not my fault who the guys like.
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>>29322967

well you been a guy ur whole life, so you know guys only want some cute fun girl with no drama who will give him affection and sexual release then and then
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>>29323025

I would argue, if she has a nice pussy, it increases its value if other guys want it. Exhibitionism is a way to create envy and jealousy in other guys. It's like...why would you buy a Porsche and only drive it around your private property? You want to show it off to get your money's worth.
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>>29322638
damn they made a good job on that
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>>29320199

>it's the every female who isn't an obese cow is above average meme
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>>29323104

Was a nose job the only surgery you did?

What kind of porn do you fap to? Can you still fap or did all the hormones make you unable to get a boner?
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>>29320128
>implying I could ever make it to the point where I was able to fuck a girl and have regrets after
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>>29323112
it increases the value of fucking her, but not of keeping her afterwards.
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>>29323112
No faggot, I buy the car I like and need, I don't get something to show it off.
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>>29323215
Nose and jaw. First pic was taken on the first day of hormones. They smoothed out my skin and made my face more feminine altogether. It's amazing what those things can do.

I fap to what I did before my transition, just vanilla guy-girl stuff. My orgasms are on average less intense than they normally were, but they're full-body now. I can also cum as much as I want like a chick, so that's cool too.
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if this is too high tier for you, you are either stuck up or Chad
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>>29322653
You did when you posted it on the internet for anyone and everyone.
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>>29323359
low tier****
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>>29323351

Whats your newest pictures? ALso how old are you? you look like a 15 year old girl after the surgery
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>>29322967
I'd date a trans girl, but I don't want them to end up hating me and leaving me when they find out that I slightly fetishize them being trans.
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>>29320276
Fucking this! lol
>6/10

This nigga high af to say that
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>>29320128
>having high standards
>having any standards at all
>calling yourself a robot
fucking disgusting, if you're only single because of your high standards, you're single by choice. Fuck off Chad.
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>>29323529
23.

The picture you have is the newest one I posted in /mtfg/ on /lgbt/. That one spread around so I don't think I'll be posting anymore. Sorry.

>>29323560
In my experience trannys are either even more dense than regular girls or very difficult to fool by men.
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>>29323529

Also what did the surgery cost, also why are you injecting hormones in your ass, will it make ur ass grow bigger or is it just the way you are supposed to inject hormones

Also why when did you feel like you wanted to be a girl? did you feel ugly before? why not just make a surgery and make yourself an attractive guy, at least it would be easier to date women
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>>29323636
It's not inherently about the fear of being caught I think. I think it's inevitable that my guilt would eat me up inside and I'd tell them eventually.
That being said I'm from a small city and the only trans women who have been interested in me were nearly twice my age, and thirty years my senior.
So I probably won't have this problem.

Implying that I'm some fuckboi male.
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>>29323670
My freind who is a trans man has to inject T into his ass, so I'm assuming its the same.
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>>29323901
Friend*

Original comment please and thank you!
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>>29323670
>will it make ur ass grow bigger
Hahahahaha no it's just how it's done.

The hormones make my body begin distributing fat like a woman so I had to eat and do squats to get an ass and tits.

Surgery was around $23,000. A lot of money obviously but I think it was worth it to pass.

I was repressing a lot of transgender feelings all throughout puberty but I didn't want to think that I was gay. When I was 20 I finally broke down and told my therapist and things started from there.

I didn't feel "right" as a guy and I hated how I couldn't express my feelings freely without being seen as a sissy.

Honestly I don't know how women can say they're not the ones with a privelaged status. Everyone is much nicer to you as a woman, you never have to do manual labor and sometimes you get free shit just for being a girl.

The only big downsides are that guys stare at your tits a lot and people sometimes don't take ideas you have as seriously. But all you have to do is be confident and accurately explain your idea and people listen. Girls just whine about it instead of trying to prove they're competent.
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Traps in this thread;
I will gladly inject someting into your ass ;)

Let me tease your prostate?
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>>29320128
why would you regret it though? regret is a pretty strong word. Is it gonna haunt you forever, is it gonna take your sleep away? is someone gonna mock you in your death bed for having sex with this succubus?
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>>29320199
OP is a weeb loser who thinks girls must be smooth like anime girls
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>>29323872
That being said, there's nothing wrong with most older women, and most are definitely still fuckable.

It's just in my experience, older women have seemed to make their age a big factor in relationships, like making all of the decisions or saying they have more experience as an excuse for being right.

I've had very little experience with them, but I usually end up not being treated as an equal and being made to feel childish or stupid by them.
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>>29320128
That outfit and setting are amazing but that fucking face just ruins it

Might have to make a version with the face blurred
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>>29323977
Are you a cute girl? If not then I'm not interested. Sorry!
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>>29320128
actually, she'd probably regret fucking any of us :(
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>>29320128
10/10 I don't get 4chan standards. He're how mine work...
Not (disgustingly) fat?
Clean?
No facial or gross body disfigurements?
10/10 baby yeah
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>>29323959

In this case, your life would be better and you be happier if you actually were gay. You would have cute bf who would love and protect you. But no your hard finding girls liking you for what you are while being creeped out by the only gender who is attracted to you
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>>29324369
Yeah, probably. It's not something you can change, though.

I'm not creeped out by guys, but you don't realize how much girls notice your stares when you're a guy.

I think because I've been on the other side of the coin I'd be a little suspicious of any guy I was with. I was never like this myself but guys always talk about how they pumped and dumped some chick and the girl is left thinking the guy actually gave a shit about her.
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>>29323112
I would keep it in the garage the vast majority of time to protect it and only take it out to drive for pleasure on roads that make for enjoyable driving, one because that's what a decent preforming car is made for, and two so it would last many years longer retaining it's looks, preformance, and much more of its value which is how a person really gets their money's worth out of a car.

The kind of person who buys flashy expensive things so people look at them rather than for their own personal enjoyment are as vapid and shallow as the dumbest Stacy that every lived, as is anyone impressed by such things. It's a never ending cycle as well because in a year there will be something newer and better out making you "cutting edge" purchase obsolete and outdated and thus usless for the purpose you bought it for.
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>>29324622

I'm not saying you're buying something for the purpose of showing it off. You're still getting a car/woman for yourself. But since you already have it, showing it off just makes it a LITTLE more fun
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>>29320276
That's a 7/10 to me
Would dink all day erryday
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>>29320128
Her tits probably looks like melted sacks of cheese when they're not held up by that cheap brassiere
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>fucked a woman older than my mom, still regret it but also kinda hot, gave a good bj but since we kissed so much I didn't want to cum in her mouth and taste my cum later,
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>>29320128
That poor old man, he's come to realize just how hard we young men have it and will regret his life, maybe even become a ghost.
He most likely married a pure virgin and had a fantastic life.
Such a wonderful experience is only a pipe dream for me...
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>>29324568
>pumped and dumped some chick

I never been a guy like this either. Stuff like this are individual.
Could be that they seem to be staring at your boobs because they dont like eye-contact and not aware they are staring at
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>>29325442
i think staring at tits and ass is just something that guys do automatically. Most girls just don't get it. It's kind of a compliment sometimes.
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>>29323636
Please be my girlfriend.
OOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIGGGGGGIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL
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>>29325402
> he doesn't want to mix cum, vag juice and saliva in a hot smooch
You, sir, are a normie. Get (original) out, ree!
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>>29325629
Why?

rxhsrhs
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>>29325793

You need to post new pics

We on /r9k/ will threat you nice

Because you are such a cute girl and ur also guy so you cant become a whore, so its impossible to dislike you
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