*brrrrrrpffshhhhhh*
*BRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPP*
Good morning, time to wake up honey!
>>29319977
The fact that theyre people who like to smell the fucking gas of another person is just the worse mentally ill fetish someone could have.
Majority of the people who like that have dirty, trash ridden homes and poor health
>>29319977
Your ass looks a bit strange and different today. What happened lol
>>29319977
*teleports in front of you* *snickers* good try m'lady but you fell right into my trap! *pulls down pants* you see, i've had quite enough of your rude farts and now it's time you face my fartisjitsu. *bends over while grinning maliciously* I hope you're ready for a spicy, spicy meatball 7;^)
>>29320014
I want a coworker to gas my face anon.
She likes me but is very normie.
Am I sick?
Have you ever guys stopped for moment and tought, WTF am I doing with my life? Making fart threads?
Have you ever really considered that you are mentally retarded?
>>29320315
mega normie
>>29320014
gas objectively has a pleasent smell, even more specfically methane
why else would people eat eggs and work at gas states
>>29320014
Gas doesn't smell bad.
It doesn't smell at all actually.
Farts smell unique because of the bacteria in your colon, some might even smell nice
The gas you use in your stove isn't pure metane, it's mixed with another gas to make it smell so you know if you die when you'll light a cigar
>>29320014
>work at computer repair store
>old iranian guy comes in
>has problems with his internet
>uninstall reinstall wifi drivers
>look like its working
>better check just to be sure
>open up chrome type youtube.com just to be sure
>it loads
>all of his watch it again or recommended videos are of girls farting
>>29320014
it's about more than just the smell bro, you just dont get it
>>29322317
patrician taste tboregano
>>29322444
>you just dont get it
this desu
farts are 2deep4him
>>29320169
oh my god kill yourself bro
please fucking kill yourself and take those asterisks with you you fuckhead redditor
>>29322317
>heir to one of the greatest Imperial Legacies of all time
>uses his magical future electro-box to watch whores farting
Boy Cyrus must be proud.
Everything that comes out of a girl is sexy,
earwax, piss, fart, shit, tears, spit, snot, zit juice,
period blood, lactation, sweat, vaginal lubricants.
>>29324289
Fetishfag spotted
>>29319977
never change, BRAPposter
on the subject of farting: who here /addictedtoownfartsmell/? i know i am senpai
