>You have a 50% chance of going bald before the age of 50
>You have a 6% chance of getting diabetes
>You have a 50% chance of getting cancer by the age of 85
>Have a 1% chance of drying from the age of 30 which rises exponentially(US stats)
Who here /counting down to your death/?
It's coming and nothing can stop it.
>>29319898
Drying doesn't seem so bad
>Only a 1% chance of drying
FOR FUCKS SAKE, IM FUCKING SICK OF BEING SOAKED, FUCK CHAD AND HIS FUCKING TOWEL REEEEEEEEEEEE
> 20
> already starting to go bald
>"these are the prime years of your life anon! You will never be more masculine than you are now!"
>>29319898
>not having the ultimate luck4
>>29319898
>drying
What now?
>>29319898
>tfw only 21
>already dry
am already dead but i just live in yesterday and wanna go back.
i know when i will die.
i know when me mom will die and how.
i know when my grandma will die and how.
fuck having esp.
>>29321026
I see whatudid there.
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>>29319898
>Have a 1% chance of drying from the age of 30
Fun Fact: No1 Killer here is suicide.
Top Tip: So you can get that down by just not killing urself.
>>29321099
Any big events coming up? Are you okay, do these things constantly weigh on you?
>>29321190
just know personal stuff.
it is like; if i tell them or anyone before the effects happens then those effects will not happen but another set will or i jinx it.
>you will win the lottery
>tell you
>you not win but someone not related to you will because you were going to win or something happens to the ticket
i went bald at 25
I have a 100% chance of plowing your mums pussy tonight too, lad
i'm bald and 24.
